Today, I asked my girlfriend why she can't treat me like the way I treat her. She said, "because you love me more than I love you." FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my girlfriend asked me not to love her so much, so she doesn't have to try so hard to match my love for her. What the fuck? FML
Today, my girlfriend asked me if I could love anything more than her, and if so, what. I guess "bacon" was the wrong answer. FML
Today, I'm starting to realize my wife's baby loves me more than my wife. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me to stop saying "I love you" so much because it's starting to annoy her. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 2 years broke up with me because I wouldn't make my senior quote, "I love my girlfriend more than anything." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me. I asked why, and he said, "Because sometimes you look good, and you buy me stuff." FML
Today, I realized my mom tells our dogs she loves them more than she says it to me. FML
Today, I realized my boyfriend's family love and respect me more than my own family. FML
Today, my girlfriend's mother is more into me than she is. FML
Today, I was told I should try treating my wife the way she treats me when I seek out her affection, so she can see how bad it hurts. Not only could I never do that to her, but that would require her attempting to show me even the simplest form of affection. FML
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azurablade 0
I know how you feel
TheNP 0
Time to dump that bitch.
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Comments (135)
Lisa89 3
youch, harsh truth... I guess you just have to contemplate her statement..
fishyfingaz 0
Aww OP is the reacher :<
dugumit 0
now that's a b*tch to dump!
froggi_fml 0
well I actually understand how ur gf feels. I'm going through that with my bf now. my advice?? break up with her. cuz we all know she's gonna end up breaking up with u if u don't do it first.
Precious2010 0
Obviously she doesnt deserve you. That just shows me that she doesn't really care. I feel sorry for you
ibrett93 0
Just watch her, step back and just watch, try to stop thinking about her as much and keep yourself occupied, also.. you may not think it but having sex with her will help ALOT.
idkweird 0
Maybe the sex is the problem. It's cute how guys seem to think they're studs in bed. Most don't even know how to work it right.
WashingtonSkins 2
So you know what's wrong and right in bed
andrew_fml_fml 0
story of my life.
indyd 0
My boyfriend is the same way, though at least your girlfriend is honest about it.
firenymph 0
my boyfriend too I know exactly how you feel
Peroxide 3
my boyfriend too...wait, what! Oh dear, mother will not be happy...
raindogg 3
leave now.
krs500 0
ha ha ha - nothing like a bit of honesty... loser
lexi88 0
Happened to me, but I'm fem