Love: Today, I asked my boyfriend what he was being for Halloween....

By Anonymous - 27/10/2014 06:01 - United States

Today, I asked my boyfriend what he was being for Halloween. He said "Single". FML

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OceanMinded 0

Wednesday 27 October 2010 12:04

ouch.

kemolegend907 0

Wednesday 27 October 2010 12:08

3, don't be sexist, a lot of girls do that kind of shit too

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WhipMyHair 0

Wednesday 27 October 2010 15:35

Well at least its just one day...let the man have some fun! Just kidding, Im sure he was joking.

fatppltroller 2

Wednesday 27 October 2010 15:37

it's definitely because you're fat . . .

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Thursday 28 October 2010 3:19

And you know this how?

Efilyn 0

Wednesday 27 October 2010 15:40

Halloween is a great day to go TPing or throw eggs...

snowboardlover 0

Wednesday 27 October 2010 16:28

haha I'm sorry that sucks but it's kind of funny XD

windergirl6 0

Wednesday 27 October 2010 16:56

OUCH .really !

rainbowdrive 5

Wednesday 27 October 2010 17:59

Purely Epic! Lmao!

XbambiX 3

Wednesday 27 October 2010 18:01

Haha! hilarious!!!

rencegoh 0

Wednesday 27 October 2010 19:09

LOLOLOL. He wants you to initiate a breakup first.

christinebaby 0

Wednesday 27 October 2010 19:34

well on Halloween you are supposed to dress up as something that your not so...

122409 0

Wednesday 27 October 2010 19:41

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