Anonymous
United States
Today, I asked my boyfriend what he was being for Halloween. He said "Single". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
gutsforme
New Zealand
Today, I asked my boyfriend what he wanted for for his birthday in a couple of days. He replied "to be single" and walked out of the room. FML
Janie
United States
Today, my boyfriend changed his relationship status on Facebook to "Single" and his status to "I'm not kidding, leave your key on the counter." FML
hunting7waves
Des Moines, United States
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years told me he had a surprise for me at midnight. I stayed up all night, not hearing from him. Finally I get a notification. Apparently, my midnight surprise is that I'm single. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend while looking at Halloween costumes online for this year's Halloween party and said, "Maybe we could go as Bonnie and Clyde this year." He said, "Maybe we should go as a broken up couple," and hung up on me. He wasn't kidding. FML
what even
Athens, United States
Today, I asked my boyfriend why he was dating me. He replied, "Well, there's not a lot of options at this college." FML
lhazel
Mount Juliet, United States
Today, my boyfriend and I were talking about what we want to be when we grow up. He said he wanted to be a bartender, and single. FML
readytomingle
United States
Today, I bought an "I love my boyfriend" t-shirt so people wouldn't think I'm single. I'm very single. FML
Rejected.
United Kingdom
Today, I was at a party with my boyfriend of one year when an attractive girl walks over. She asks him, "Is this your girlfriend?" He replied "That depends... are you single?" FML
klv8
United States
Today, I logged onto Facebook to find out that my boyfriend is now listed as single. News to me. FML
Anonymous
Seattle, United States
Today, a cute guy asked me if I was single. When I said yes, he said "Yeah, you look like the type", and walked away. FML
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OceanMinded 0
ouch.
kemolegend907 0
3, don't be sexist, a lot of girls do that kind of shit too
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Comments (144)
iGoRawrx3 0
Ouch. Hope he didn't mean it
airforcebound 0
hahahahaha
da808gr8 0
well at least now you can go as "available"
jerseydevils1234 0
BURN!!!!!!!!!
jessicaaababy 8
awe that's so mean! i hope the next boy you date is amazingg and 10 times better looking! sorry girll, you can do way better though :]
chrisgirl 7
**** ur boyfriend be like yea well I want to be single too
esananita123 0
hahahahaaa.. im sorry sucks but lmfao
iTVrobot 0
that's a good way to dump someone!!
Felendris 0
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
Mjfalcon 8
lol! that's epic. but I am sorry OP