Today, I asked my boyfriend if I've gained weight. He replied, "Why do you think I've been so often on top lately?" FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I noticed that I've been gaining some weight. Don't worry, my boyfriend doesn't mind. His new favorite thing is putting my boobs on his head and saying he feels "safe". FML
Today, I was getting out of the shower, when my boyfriend decided to ask, "Did your boobs get smaller, or did you just gain weight around them?" FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend to honestly tell me if I had become overweight. He replied that yes, I had, but that it was OK because I was his "Lumpy Space Princess." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I gained a few pounds and thought I looked fat. He replied that I looked the same and that I shouldn't worry because he likes fat girls. I never thought I was fat before this. FML
Today, feeling confident, I asked my boyfriend what he thought of my new body, since I had lost 16 kilos over the past month. He told me that he missed the old me and wanted me to gain weight again. My boyfriend was the one that encouraged me to lose weight in the first place. FML
Today, my boyfriend encouragingly told me that he could tell I was losing weight, all because I had one roll fewer than usual on my stomach. FML
Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. Everything seemed to be going well, when all of a sudden he turned to look at me with a pensive and thoughtful expression. I expected him to say something important, but instead he just said, "I was wondering, how does it feel to be fat?" FML
Today, my boyfriend of four years told me that I appeared to have gained some weight. After realizing that it made me feel depressed, he tried to make me feel better by making love to me. I decided to go with it. While doing so, he paused and said, "I'm sorry baby, but your weight is too much pressure for my back." FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about how I'm self conscious about my weight. He looks at me and says, "Don't worry babe, I've always been kind of a chubby chaser." FML
Today, I was doubting my boyfriend's feelings for me, so I asked him if he found me attractive. He replied, "Well, you're thin enough…" That's all. FML
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irokyoursox 6
Why do you need to ask someone of you've gained weight you can just step on a scale
Meme1988 18
Well, its less "work" for you :)
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Comments (149)
x123 0
Atleast he didn't lie to you.
pokemai 6
71- Dude, the whole post is about sex possisions.. Like doggystyle and so ? Missionary is called that, because it is the most 'pure' way of having sex .. With The man on top and all.. Of course the missionaries have sex, how else would they reproduce? Even I thow all this shit, and I'm freaking Danish..
mikh_fml 0
Don't put out. Maybe he'll be nicer next time.
Stallion91 6
Dude I cracked up to your first 2 comments lmaoooo
CryMoreFMLs 15
Benabus - Quit thumping your bible. I'm Catholic, and you're making ME ashamed.
bubo_fml 11
Switch places & enjoy your workouts!!
bearjtbear 1
shouldn't have asked is you didn't want the answer.
ballllller16 0
I would punch that guy in the nuts !
babyzann 0
This is a good one!!!
bizarre_ftw 22
Hmmm a new tactic that allows us to be lazy in bed? GENIUS!!! You, ma'am, deserve a medal!! *three cheers!* hip hip! *takes bite of cake* Hhugrraighgij!!! Hig hipf! Hur-galsnvbbaeygc! *devours cake* Sorry, what were we doing? Hey honey! Wanna have sex?