Hot bod

By Anonymous - 11/11/2010 08:39 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 4 years told me that I appear to have gained some weight. After realizing that it made me feel depressed, he tried to make me feel better by making love to me. I decided to go with it. While doing so, he paused and said, "I'm sorry baby, but your weight is too much pressure for my back." FML
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amerwin 3

Tell him he needs to get his weight up. He sounds like a sissy.

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ulicksam 0

Seriously, if a guy complains about your weight during sex, it's too much weight. Most guys would let a little extra slide while they're getting some.

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stro88 6

that's what getting on your knees is for :-)

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belouie 2

that's good motavation to not be over weight

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iGrenade 0

u would get way more ydis if u were a dude, op.

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0opsie 6

Look on the bright side. You could've had to say: "Today, I found out my boyfriend's back is permanently damaged. He told me it happened while I was on him last night, but didn't say anything at the time because he didn't want to hurt my feelings. FML"

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bh0p 0

Tell your bf get out. I can handle a big woman. ;).....Unless your like above 250

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Zmeilerr 22

I like girls with a little meat on them. :)

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ortega_fml 0

as do i. :D OP, put down the cheeseburger and go to the gym. YDI.

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tati3092 1

girls with meat have boobs and ass hahah more to grab instead if twigs

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RedPillSucks 31

Hermaphrodites have a little meat on them

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DocBastard 38

So do baby back ribs. Mmmmm...ribs...with BBQ sauce... Wait, what are we talking about?

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C6Racer 0

Ribs with bbq sauce, Doc.

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EmperorChowilio 21

skinny doesn't necessarily mean no curves #33 you or you're profile picture is the perfect example of that

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jelly_bennett 23

Exactly. People body shame all too often

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amerwin 3

Tell him he needs to get his weight up. He sounds like a sissy.

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ReyesAlcazar 0

Stupid thing to say..she's big. How do u know he's not already tough, she's just too big..?

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boomstick 0

Your boyfriend is a pussy. Tell him he's been getting flabby and should think about lifting weights.

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ImaginaryFoe 0

What if he hasn't been? Why lash out blindly because he was honest? What he said wasn't particularly kind but getting defensive and looking for things to attack him about just makes her fat and a bitch. What's the good in that?

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