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By notsoskinny - 18/04/2009 16:13 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend that I gained a few pounds and thought I looked fat. He replied that I looked the same and that I shouldn't worry because he likes fat girls. I never thought I was fat before this. FML

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You deserved it 18 642

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By cc - 24/11/2009 05:03 - United States

Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about how I'm self conscious about my weight. He looks at me and says, "Don't worry babe, I've always been kind of a chubby chaser." FML

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You deserved it 7 910

By Noname - 03/02/2009 08:32 - United States

Today, my boyfriend out of the blue told me I wasn't fat, that my stomach was flat and it was only my butt that was big. I thought that this was a compliment. His response? "Not at all". FML

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Awful line of inquiry

By teddyissmall - 14/04/2014 06:29 - Canada - Montréal

Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. Everything seemed to be going well, when all of a sudden he turned to look at me with a pensive and thoughtful expression. I expected him to say something important, but instead he just said, "I was wondering, how does it feel to be fat?" FML

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You deserved it 7 428

By Embarrassed - 12/12/2011 13:45 - Germany

Today, while having dinner with my boyfriend's family, his mom told me that it looks like I've gained quite some weight. When my boyfriend told her that this was a rude thing to say, she said it wasn't rude, just the truth. FML

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Epitaph

By Anonymous - 16/05/2020 14:00

Today, I asked my boyfriend to honestly tell me if I had become overweight. He replied that yes, I had, but that it was OK because I was his "Lumpy Space Princess." FML

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By Srain - 07/01/2010 06:36 - Australia

Today, feeling confident, I asked my boyfriend what he thought of my new body, since I had lost 16 kilos over the past month. He told me that he missed the old me and wanted me to gain weight again. My boyfriend was the one that encouraged me to lose weight in the first place. FML

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Thanks, honey.

By Fluffy - 13/12/2017 19:00

Today, I noticed that I've been gaining some weight. Don't worry, my boyfriend doesn't mind. His new favorite thing is putting my boobs on his head and saying he feels "safe". FML

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You deserved it 920

Mr Romantic

By Mellon - 09/12/2021 01:59

Today, I was doubting my boyfriend's feelings for me, so I asked him if he found me attractive. He replied, "Well, you're thin enough…" That's all. FML

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You deserved it 198

By Username - 06/10/2010 21:59 - France

Today, I was telling my boyfriend about how self conscious I am and how I obsess about my weight. He said, "Don't be ridiculous, you don't need to lose THAT much weight." FML

I agree, your life sucks 19 037

You deserved it 28 715

By fatty - 07/06/2009 02:14 - United States

Today, my friend was complaining about how fat she was. To make her feel better I said, "Psh, you're not fat! In fact we're about the same weight!" She looked at me for a second, then burst into tears sobbing, "I'm fat! I'm fat!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 60 723

You deserved it 10 589

youhavenothing 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 23:29

why would you say that you think you look fat and then say that you never thought you were fat before this?

Audio828 2

Saturday 18 April 2009 23:23

Someones insecure. =)

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rachelhuggo 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 23:17

haha. stupid boys, he meant to be sweet though

chanceuse_fml 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 23:21

Yet another 'fat' FML...

Football_Man50 1

Friday 3 June 2011 6:41

yeah you can tell by ber username

chaserforeva77 3

Tuesday 27 September 2011 6:02

if you dont like the FMLs people post, then stop reading them.

djspazy 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 23:22

How is this an FML? He's telling you not to worry about your weight. What did you want him to say? "Yes you are right, you are fat now." Be happy that he likes you for who you are.

bleh0 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 23:23

he didnt say that u were fat before. i think he was just trying to be nice.

Audio828 2

Saturday 18 April 2009 23:23

Someones insecure. =)

mf_fml 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 23:24

it's funny when boys are digging their own graves, but it kinda sucks when they're doing it thinking it's for your sake.

Bhetti 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 23:25

And you're upset because you think you're fat, and have found a male in the 0.01% (or something) who apparently likes 'fat girls'? Did you look in the mirror and check your weight and body mass index? Only his opinion gave you the enlightenment and changed your mind? FYL: for having zero self-awareness & having all self-esteem wrapped in boyfriend who still thinks you're pretty. Or is just not bothering to look. Or is sweet enough to 'not notice anything'.

threer 30

Friday 20 November 2015 22:35

0.01% my ass. Not everyone is a fatphobic asshole like you, though that may be hard to believe.

AJXDGaming 13

Sunday 5 June 2016 6:45

Just because they don't want to date a fat person doesn't mean they're fat phobic.

youhavenothing 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 23:29

why would you say that you think you look fat and then say that you never thought you were fat before this?

Jabulls 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 23:34

#7 you're silly. Cause shes a girl, end of story. Its in their nature to try and trap us so then they can be mad at us or use it on a different occasion. See, those little things are basically their "ammo" for a fight, or even just to blow up seemingly on a whim. Hell even just to start feeling bad because.... well I just don't know really, you'll never really know why women act like they do. Its a mystery. Oh yeah the post, YDI cause you are fat.

hannaaaahr 33

Thursday 14 June 2012 22:50

Excuse me? Because I am a girl it's in my nature to trap men and ask if they think I'm fat? Thats just stupid, just because some women do so to be more secure doesn't mean that every girl does it. Nevertheless I agree with you on the 'OP deserves it' part. If you are so insecure about being fat, LOOSE SOME ******* WEIGHT!