Today, I realized that the air freshener in my bathroom and the air freshener in my girlfriend's bedroom are the exact same scent. Now, every time I go to the bathroom I get an erection, and every time my girlfriend and I have sex in her room, I think about shitting. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I realized that I get turned on by my girlfriend's perfume. My mother started using the same one. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend keeps a car air freshener on his desk, because it "keeps my farts away from his air." FML
Today, while going to the bathroom, I noticed a smell lingering. It smelled good so I kept sniffing the air. And then it hit me. My poop! My poop smelled good and I'd been sniffing and enjoying it. FML
Today, my girlfriend smelt my penis after I got back from the gym. She was making sure it didn't smell like latex. I can't even go to the gym without her thinking I'm cheating on her. FML
Today, I realized I masturbate too much when I got turned on by the smell of my shampoo. FML
Today, I discovered that my expensive new shampoo smells exactly like my ex-girlfriend. So now, whenever I shower, I'm showered with depression. FML
Today, I got aroused by the vanilla scent from an unused trash bag. FML
Today, I bought myself a new perfume. Now, there's a sulky husband lying next to me in bed who can't get it up because I smell like his mum. FML
Today, my loving fiancé informed me that my new perfume makes me smell like a urinal cake. FML
Today, while checking the men's bathroom at work, I noticed one of the air fresheners had fallen from the top of the paper towel holder into the garbage. It wasn't until I picked it up and examined it that I realized I was actually holding used urinal fresheners. FML
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SoSickWithIt 14
********, coming, pissing. The best 3 feelings in life. Try having sex with her in your bathroom? :D
buckdharma 38
Well, if you start jerking off in the shower, you won't be able to go out when it's raining.
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Comments (53)
SoSickWithIt 14
********, coming, pissing. The best 3 feelings in life. Try having sex with her in your bathroom? :D
Cian_1 28
That could end dangerously. He could triple himself! :P
iammeorami 25
op might be posting another FML soon......
klovemachine 24
I wonder how many FML's have been submitted while sitting on the throne :-O
asnakelovinbabe 16
Sounds like a blumpkin waiting to happen.
xblair 11
Time to get a new air freshener!
oj101 33
They should do away with them. Air freshers are chemical laden - better to get an air purifier and have an organic essential oil to sprinkle around the room, or simply put the extractor fan on.
0RedPenguin0 8
The good news is that both rooms smell incredibly fresh :)
wholikesbacon 9
Some people might think of that as a good thing. Surprisingly enough.
ddlovatolover 23
As far as I know, guys can't piss while having an erection, so FYL op, that must be truly terrible. EDIT: This was meant to be posted as a comment, but I must have accidentally hit 'reply'.
ChibiChibi_fml 28
If men flat out couldn't piss with an erection there wouldn't be an entire sub-genre of **** that involved men pissing while screwing somebody. It's my understanding that pissing with an erection can be difficult but it is not impossible.
ericcrash 13
35. how else is a guy going to get rid of morning wood?
dbss11 3
35 You just have to bend forward a bit and it'll work; It's not too hard.
TheElBurrrito 21
something's hard...
anythingmustbe 18
What a shitty situa... *Headshot*
SoSickWithIt 14
I personally would've had the trigger pulled after "What a-".
MrClean17 15
If it really bothers you, it's only about three dollars for a new air freshener
botanistjessica 24
Listen to this guy. After all, he is Mr. Clean.
lovelyohhmee 8
$3.00 where do you get air fresheners from?
buckdharma 38
Well, if you start jerking off in the shower, you won't be able to go out when it's raining.
asnakelovinbabe 16
I'm outside and it starts to rain and I ****.... In, my pants.
Token780 3
Shut up
SillyGirl4602 23
Who are you telling to shut up?
BunchieRules 31
It's possible 9 was replying to 5's horrible comment, and something went wrong on their end. I'm going to give him/her the benefit of the doubt, as I don't see why any commenter would directly address OP in that manner.
4dycegrl 3
why cant he say shut up?
Eluveitie 9
Shut up, 52.
karlcolt45 19
some people would find a middle man to cut out somewhere in there
TheElBurrrito 21
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say his penis would be the middle man in this situation. Not sure abut you, but I don't want to cut out my penis...
dontpanic_fml 32
The powers of association are overactive in this one...