Today, I asked my boyfriend to honestly tell me if I had become overweight. He replied that yes, I had, but that it was OK because I was his "Lumpy Space Princess." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I told my boyfriend that I gained a few pounds and thought I looked fat. He replied that I looked the same and that I shouldn't worry because he likes fat girls. I never thought I was fat before this. FML
Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. Everything seemed to be going well, when all of a sudden he turned to look at me with a pensive and thoughtful expression. I expected him to say something important, but instead he just said, "I was wondering, how does it feel to be fat?" FML
Today, my boyfriend encouragingly told me that he could tell I was losing weight, all because I had one roll fewer than usual on my stomach. FML
Today, I noticed that I've been gaining some weight. Don't worry, my boyfriend doesn't mind. His new favorite thing is putting my boobs on his head and saying he feels "safe". FML
Today, I was doubting my boyfriend's feelings for me, so I asked him if he found me attractive. He replied, "Well, you're thin enough…" That's all. FML
Today, my boyfriend out of the blue told me I wasn't fat, that my stomach was flat and it was only my butt that was big. I thought that this was a compliment. His response? "Not at all". FML
Today, feeling confident, I asked my boyfriend what he thought of my new body, since I had lost 16 kilos over the past month. He told me that he missed the old me and wanted me to gain weight again. My boyfriend was the one that encouraged me to lose weight in the first place. FML
Today, I was in the car with my boyfriend when I said, "I wish all the weight I gained just went to my boobs." His reply was, "They'd be HUGE." FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about how I'm self conscious about my weight. He looks at me and says, "Don't worry babe, I've always been kind of a chubby chaser." FML
Today, while having dinner with my boyfriend's family, his mom told me that it looks like I've gained quite some weight. When my boyfriend told her that this was a rude thing to say, she said it wasn't rude, just the truth. FML
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123Puppy 33
You asked...
Dominique Kartouw 10
Well that's pretty cute if you ask me. My boyfriend always liked skinny girls and I'm pretty overweight, but he always says he doesn't want me to change. Loves them chubbiness. If he'd call me lumpy space princess, I'd be like aaawh, haha
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Dominique Kartouw 10
Well that's pretty cute if you ask me. My boyfriend always liked skinny girls and I'm pretty overweight, but he always says he doesn't want me to change. Loves them chubbiness. If he'd call me lumpy space princess, I'd be like aaawh, haha
123Puppy 33
You asked...
thatkorean 5
You asked for honest. Would you rather he had lied and said no? You can’t have it both ways. If you were going to be butthurt about it you shouldn’t have asked at all. You probably made him feel awkward about it. Men really don’t like being asked questions like that.
ChibiChibi_fml 28
I'm torn on this one. One one hand, you did ask and he answered On the other hand I feel like he could have stopped with "Yes, but it's fine/ok" rather than adding the bit about being his "Lumpy space princess". Being ok with being told honestly that you have gained weight is not exactly the same as being ok with being given weight gain related pet names. That's without going into the fact that "Lumpy" doesn't make me think "gained weight", it makes me think "Mutated and malformed, bumps where bumps should not normally be" or basically Igor with disease in addition to a hump.
Sady_Ct 38
It’s from Adventure Time... the purple princess cloud.
Alex Parsons 5
I think you have a point and i was thinking the same thing. everyone is write about, you asked but the lumpy space princess is going overboard. But she is probably fml more for the fact that she knows she really is overweight and isnt blaming him for just being honest
ChibiChibi_fml 28
That actually doesn't make it any better. Having now looked it up that thing is freaky looking so it actually kind of further supports my point.
Yolanda Patrice Evans 17
Stop asking questions that you know will hurt your feelings. You already knew you gained weight lol that’s why you asked 😅
Adam Classen 2
you asked he answered, he obviously still loves you anyway so dont be all sad about it... use it to drove you to better yourself and stay with that man who loves you even though you've put some weight on!!!
AmbrosiaFan 19
I just SMH at this... do you want him to be honest or lie? Stop asking this unless you can handle the truth.
Baby_123 8
THAT is like the caviar of romance. KEEP HIM because he is the best anyone will ever get.
Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15
at least he's a keeper
Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15
at least he's a keeper