Today, I asked my boyfriend if I've gained weight. He replied, "Why do you think I've been so often on top lately?" FML
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Today, I noticed that I've been gaining some weight. Don't worry, my boyfriend doesn't mind. His new favorite thing is putting my boobs on his head and saying he feels "safe". FML
Today, I was getting out of the shower, when my boyfriend decided to ask, "Did your boobs get smaller, or did you just gain weight around them?" FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend to honestly tell me if I had become overweight. He replied that yes, I had, but that it was OK because I was his "Lumpy Space Princess." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I gained a few pounds and thought I looked fat. He replied that I looked the same and that I shouldn't worry because he likes fat girls. I never thought I was fat before this. FML
Today, feeling confident, I asked my boyfriend what he thought of my new body, since I had lost 16 kilos over the past month. He told me that he missed the old me and wanted me to gain weight again. My boyfriend was the one that encouraged me to lose weight in the first place. FML
Today, my boyfriend encouragingly told me that he could tell I was losing weight, all because I had one roll fewer than usual on my stomach. FML
Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. Everything seemed to be going well, when all of a sudden he turned to look at me with a pensive and thoughtful expression. I expected him to say something important, but instead he just said, "I was wondering, how does it feel to be fat?" FML
Today, my boyfriend of four years told me that I appeared to have gained some weight. After realizing that it made me feel depressed, he tried to make me feel better by making love to me. I decided to go with it. While doing so, he paused and said, "I'm sorry baby, but your weight is too much pressure for my back." FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about how I'm self conscious about my weight. He looks at me and says, "Don't worry babe, I've always been kind of a chubby chaser." FML
Today, I was doubting my boyfriend's feelings for me, so I asked him if he found me attractive. He replied, "Well, you're thin enough…" That's all. FML
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irokyoursox 6
Why do you need to ask someone of you've gained weight you can just step on a scale
Meme1988 18
Well, its less "work" for you :)
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Comments (149)
wittygirl 8
If your on top more you'd loose weight from the exercise. I think he likes the extra weight so enjoy the easy ride :D
xStaciexLynnx 15
71- Seriously?
zombicidal 11
missionary is also a sexual position to state what's obvious to everyone but 71
perdix 31
When you're sucking his dick and he tells, "Thar she blows!" That should have been a hint.
leadman1989 16
Yup you can have sex with a whale as long as you're on top. And you don't fall in.
JinxosGirl87 0
He puts you on the bottom because he doesn't want to see your flappy skin bouncing up and down as he slowly becomes one with the mattress. Aren't you glad that wasn't his response? ;P
ydi_4_suking 20
I guess 84 is a virgin...
daydreamer244 13
At least he told the truth....but he could've done it in a nicer way.
NoLongerExists 11
Welcome to FML. It's called a pun.
disney_blonde 16
Shouldn't you know if you've gained weight? Use a scale. Are your pants tighter?