By Anonymous - 10/12/2011 03:41 - United States

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Today, I asked my boyfriend if I've gained weight. He replied, "Why do you think I've been so often on top lately?" FML
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irokyoursox 6

Why do you need to ask someone of you've gained weight you can just step on a scale

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wittygirl 8

If your on top more you'd loose weight from the exercise. I think he likes the extra weight so enjoy the easy ride :D

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zombicidal 11

missionary is also a sexual position to state what's obvious to everyone but 71

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perdix 29

When you're sucking his dick and he tells, "Thar she blows!" That should have been a hint.

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leadman1989 15

Yup you can have sex with a whale as long as you're on top. And you don't fall in.

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JinxosGirl87 0

He puts you on the bottom because he doesn't want to see your flappy skin bouncing up and down as he slowly becomes one with the mattress. Aren't you glad that wasn't his response? ;P

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daydreamer244 13

At least he told the truth....but he could've done it in a nicer way.

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disney_blonde 16

Shouldn't you know if you've gained weight? Use a scale. Are your pants tighter?

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