Today, I asked my boyfriend if I've gained weight. He replied, "Why do you think I've been so often on top lately?" FML
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Today, I noticed that I've been gaining some weight. Don't worry, my boyfriend doesn't mind. His new favorite thing is putting my boobs on his head and saying he feels "safe". FML
Today, I was getting out of the shower, when my boyfriend decided to ask, "Did your boobs get smaller, or did you just gain weight around them?" FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend to honestly tell me if I had become overweight. He replied that yes, I had, but that it was OK because I was his "Lumpy Space Princess." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I gained a few pounds and thought I looked fat. He replied that I looked the same and that I shouldn't worry because he likes fat girls. I never thought I was fat before this. FML
Today, feeling confident, I asked my boyfriend what he thought of my new body, since I had lost 16 kilos over the past month. He told me that he missed the old me and wanted me to gain weight again. My boyfriend was the one that encouraged me to lose weight in the first place. FML
Today, my boyfriend encouragingly told me that he could tell I was losing weight, all because I had one roll fewer than usual on my stomach. FML
Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. Everything seemed to be going well, when all of a sudden he turned to look at me with a pensive and thoughtful expression. I expected him to say something important, but instead he just said, "I was wondering, how does it feel to be fat?" FML
Today, my boyfriend of four years told me that I appeared to have gained some weight. After realizing that it made me feel depressed, he tried to make me feel better by making love to me. I decided to go with it. While doing so, he paused and said, "I'm sorry baby, but your weight is too much pressure for my back." FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about how I'm self conscious about my weight. He looks at me and says, "Don't worry babe, I've always been kind of a chubby chaser." FML
Today, I was doubting my boyfriend's feelings for me, so I asked him if he found me attractive. He replied, "Well, you're thin enough…" That's all. FML
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irokyoursox 6
Why do you need to ask someone of you've gained weight you can just step on a scale
Meme1988 18
Well, its less "work" for you :)
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Comments (149)
miZscrZee 0
Uhmm..MAYBE YOU should be on top, that'll be a good WORKOUT for you.../:
sovetskiy 8
Does it really matter that much? Do we question why a planet is called Uranus? No
NoLongerExists 11
Don't try to shove your beliefs down our throats, 102. Don't be so immature. Besides, this has absolutely nothing to do with the thread, I hope they delete all these comments.
goodgirlxgonebad 3
You deserve it! You're asking for it if you asked if you gained weight. And can't you effing tell? Just look at yourself, or I don't know, maybe step on a scale?
Poetaster 10
You forgot the FML
surferforlifezzz 1
your werd... who the hella asks there boyfriend that
1seven1 0
I have no sympathy when you already knew the answers to the question. Seek encouragement elsewhere....
bizarre_ftw 22
Well you're an ass. Haven't you ever heard of anorexia or bulimia? A woman's (or guy's, it happens) perception of her body is not always correct, sometimes we see a tiny, non existent flaw and blow it out of proportion, so op asking her bf if she'd gained weight isn't necessarily a ploy for attention but, quite possibly, an attempt to get an unbiased opinion. So stop being an ass you pox ridden swine faced festering pustule located on a drunk man's dick (had a Shakespeare moment, sorry)
Missmeryssa 0
My boyfriend said that to me to, like really don't tell me that
angryoriental 0
Tis the season no... For fat jolly people?
CoolGuyJones 4
FYL for being redundant OP.