By Anonymous - 02/11/2015 19:05 - United States - Rogers

Today, I asked a guy out. He told me no. Well, his exact words were "I would never go out with a whale, sorry." Then he went on to make whale noises. FML
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olpally 32

Slap him for being rude. Geeze, that's cold.

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okokalright 15

You will find someone eventually. Unfortunately, people can be ******* assholes that are probably insecure themselves.

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worldclassrager 39

Not mature enough for a date...plain and simple...

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talking_toilet 19

I'm going to say this: he shouldn't have called you a whale that was a complete douche canoe of a move but if you are over weight and he just would've said I don't date people who are over weight that would be okay

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faifai_fml 21

Actually instead of making a judgement call that 'he doesn't date people who are overweight', even if they're amazing and gorgeous and funny and smart and confident and fabulous, a simple "i'm not attracted to you" would have sufficed.

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M3_Supr3m3 7

if you ever talk to him again, let him know clearly it wasnt meant to be because you dont do fucktards

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Mahcookiez 15

He could've said no politely, but that's not how the world works.

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healthcarechick 9

That asshole is a prick and Karma will get his ass!!! And anyone else that says that you deserved it is a stupid ******* prick as well. Opinions are like assholes everybody has one. **** everybody!!!!!!!

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BstMode 14

some people should have been swallowed, no need to be a dick, he should have just said no and left it at that

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Thursdayxo 16

I applaud you for asking him out in the first place. That takes a lot of heart.

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Exsequor 14

I suppose it's an equality win that a woman has the opportunity to be destroyed by rejection as much as a man.

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