By Anonymous - 02/11/2015 19:05 - United States - Rogers

Today, I asked a guy out. He told me no. Well, his exact words were "I would never go out with a whale, sorry." Then he went on to make whale noises. FML
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olpally 32

Slap him for being rude. Geeze, that's cold.

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okokalright 15

You will find someone eventually. Unfortunately, people can be ******* assholes that are probably insecure themselves.

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9a_1z 12

Whales are awesome, they are fascinating, people go out on boats to see them and many find it a truly touching experience. This guy will only ever be a douchebag, no-one goes out on boats to see those.

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baseballfan1996 6

Then do something to change that and make him eat his words. Silent revenge is the best revenge

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EDGE1095 20

hahahahhahaha xD you should drown him in the ocean!

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wdunh69733 24

It's better to find out early on he's a jerk. And you i doubt you're a whale. Sure, probably not wafer thin but let's be honest, I learned curves are easy to hug

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turkey_gobble 5

He doesn't deserve you. You sure dodged a bullet there.

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Mirsen1727 12

OMG Who does that?! I'm so sorry that happened to you! I am a firm believer in karma, sit back and watch karma handle him. I personally would have slapped the hell out of him but, you are clearly a stronger person. Sweetie, the right man will come along who sees the true beauty in you inside and out. Not everyone is as ugly as he is. Remember he's just a douche and you are beautiful.

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RandomLG94 21

That's like when my then-boyfriend asked me to prom and when I said yes he said "oh never mind I forgot they don't serve enough water for whales there" -.-

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Alexandria79 22

*hugs* you're a beautiful person who deserves better

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