Stop talking, stop talking now

By Anonymous - 14/06/2012 15:49 - United States

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Today, I went out of town with my mother-in-law. I don't know what posessed her to start questioning me about her son's and my sex life. When I told her I wasn't talking about that, she began to dicuss her and my father-in-law's bedroom habits. The car ride was two hours. FML
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21jason 9
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Get any good tips?

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mollysticks 10

I wouldn't be able to look at her the same way ever again...

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mollysticks 10

I wouldn't be able to look at her the same way ever again...

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MichellinMan 20

I probably wouldn't.

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leprechaun23 15

At least you werent eating

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GirlOnFire143 6

-Throws up-

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xoconnie 8

Dude, i hope you just told her you didnt want to hear about that crap! or at least attempted to change the subject? either way, FYL.

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mollysticks 10

Yeah exactly, how can you listen to that for 2 hours?

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chase101 1

Yes.... This happen to me I couldn't look at my in laws the same way

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21jason 9
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Get any good tips?

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zachherbert 10
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"Well you see, if she puts her legs like this, and you...."

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21jason 9
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I'm Gunna have to try that

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Rowdey 10
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"And you...." WHAT?!

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KBeatz 5
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Well I hope the mother wasn't driving while showing techniques!

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SqueakyChipmunk 20
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Not if he's circumcised.

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streetllama 4
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Lol she teach you anything?

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enchi999 8
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I think it would b too awkward for OP to make any notes.

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Calyx_fml 21
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Then when you try it on your husband you can say "Your Mom taught me this". He'll like that. ;^)

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KBeatz 5
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This is when the ability to enter a self induced trance is beneficial.

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eeppiicc 8
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Jump out of the car pains only temporary. What you heard you may never forget

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kamikrazy 6
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Pains only temporary. Becoming crippled isn't.

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COOL__Coal 12
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It would be a lot more awkward if she was talking to your husband about this. But still FYL

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olpally 32

An iPod would come in handy right about now.

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Pentium_4 27
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so would a narcolepsy sleep attack

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olpally 32

Lol... True that!

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nofearjenshere 12

^^ unless she's was driving. lol

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shoopd 19
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^^ It would still be better than the conversation...

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xqtmvzwr 1

That's a straight shooter right there, amirite.net ?

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Rowdey 10
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No, yourewrong.gov

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auzz1_pride 9
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35) I have without a doubt it's that squid face guy, back to reek havoc on FML :(

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Meowingtons500 18
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Throw yourself from the automobile! Or endure the graphic details and get one of those Men in Black memory erasers.

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Meowingtons500 18
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**should have thrown

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MaryPoppins88 14
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That's so awkward my boyfriends mom is like that too

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