FML : Today, I am in a very long line at the supermarket, gazing about in complete boredom when I spot a lady cradling what appears to be a cute newborn baby....

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Today, I am in a very long line at the supermarket, gazing about in complete boredom when I spot a lady cradling what appears to be a cute newborn baby. Being enamored of all babies, I get off the line, go over and say "Oh, what a cute little baby!" The lady was holding a coconut. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By BEE - / Saturday 10 October 2009 22:35 / United States

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By Master_Beta_XD | 0

#614986 - Sunday 11 October 2009 9:13

How did you mistake a newborn child with a coconut? That's what I'd like to know. o_o

By null_fml | 11

#614989 - Sunday 11 October 2009 9:14

Was it at least a baby coconut?

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By moonlight_daze | 8

#614973 - Sunday 11 October 2009 9:10

YDI for being fucking blind.

humorizer | 14

#615637 - Sunday 11 October 2009 18:58

YDI for being an obvious liar. Obviously the baby wasn't cute if you couldn't see it.

Furthermore, all maybes look the same, except for minor hair length differences and shades.

GreenHacker | 0

#616471 - Monday 12 October 2009 3:41

Not true. Some babies are really ugly

LOLOLOLOLOLOL123 | 2

#616663 - Monday 12 October 2009 6:15

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Occam | 0

#616707 - Monday 12 October 2009 7:01

#46....maybes lol

christa953 | 12

#1029988 - Monday 14 June 2010 5:20

agree with 46...op is obviously seeking attention and wanting recognition and thank yous for saying a baby is cute. well too bad for being stupid and blind, op

528Alice491 | 3

#5039738 - Saturday 13 October 2012 21:32

Yeah, because if she were blind, that would be her fault too. Jackass.

By iamturtle101 | 0

#614976 - Sunday 11 October 2009 9:11

dumbass

callieo12 | 0

#3685165 - Monday 5 December 2011 4:19

wow calm down........

By Master_Beta_XD | 0

#614986 - Sunday 11 October 2009 9:13

How did you mistake a newborn child with a coconut? That's what I'd like to know. o_o

PumpkinTarte | 0

#615013 - Sunday 11 October 2009 9:21

Probably the brown hair.

brinky09 | 0

#615075 - Sunday 11 October 2009 10:13

Maybe she was black.

In any case, YDI for being a retard.

crackberrie | 0

#615989 - Sunday 11 October 2009 22:37

haha yea i was wondering how this mistake was made...
in any case, this really isn't an FML.. an FML would've been if the lady was holding a baby and you said "aww what a nice coconut"

By null_fml | 11

#614989 - Sunday 11 October 2009 9:14

Was it at least a baby coconut?

Dydy_fml | 0

#615806 - Sunday 11 October 2009 20:45

HAHAHAHAHA

Dydy_fml | 0

#615816 - Sunday 11 October 2009 20:48

well baby coconut are green dont they ?

By Synnie | 0

#614990 - Sunday 11 October 2009 9:14

Don't have a child and a coconut tree, okay? :c
Don't "mistakenly" crack the wrong one open.

If it helps, one's heavier than the other, and has a harder shell.