By BEE - 10/10/2009 22:35 - United States

Today, I am in a very long line at the supermarket, gazing about in complete boredom when I spot a lady cradling what appears to be a cute newborn baby. Being enamored of all babies, I get off the line, go over and say "Oh, what a cute little baby!" The lady was holding a coconut. FML
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Master_Beta_XD 0
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How did you mistake a newborn child with a coconut? That's what I'd like to know. o_o

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null_fml 11
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Was it at least a baby coconut?

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moonlight_daze 8

YDI for being fucking blind.

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humorizer 14
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YDI for being an obvious liar. Obviously the baby wasn't cute if you couldn't see it. Furthermore, all maybes look the same, except for minor hair length differences and shades.

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GreenHacker 0
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Not true. Some babies are really ugly

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LOLOLOLOLOLOL123 2
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That's What She Said. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

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Occam 0

#46....maybes lol

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christa953 12

agree with 46...op is obviously seeking attention and wanting recognition and thank yous for saying a baby is cute. well too bad for being stupid and blind, op

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528Alice491 3

Yeah, because if she were blind, that would be her fault too. Jackass.

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callieo12 0

wow calm down........

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Master_Beta_XD 0
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How did you mistake a newborn child with a coconut? That's what I'd like to know. o_o

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PumpkinTarte 0
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Probably the brown hair.

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brinky09 0
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Maybe she was black. In any case, YDI for being a retard.

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crackberrie 0

haha yea i was wondering how this mistake was made... in any case, this really isn't an FML.. an FML would've been if the lady was holding a baby and you said "aww what a nice coconut"

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null_fml 11
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Was it at least a baby coconut?

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Dydy_fml 0
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well baby coconut are green dont they ?

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Synnie 0
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Don't have a child and a coconut tree, okay? :c Don't "mistakenly" crack the wrong one open. If it helps, one's heavier than the other, and has a harder shell.

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OhhxGoshhxAri 0

Hahahahahah, I just cracked up. Haha, no pun, but that just really made me laugh for some reason.

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MrStongray 2
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Don't worry I did the same thing haha

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overkill_78 4
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You, ma'am, are a coco-nut! Hehehehehehe...heh...eh...eh. I'm going to go cry now.

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shoeaddiikt 0
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HAHAHAHA This gave me a good laugh!!! Classic!

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michellechuuu 0

total fail.

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Chopperman_fml 0
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I disagree with the OP. Coconuts are not cute babies.

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alexgisforme3 0

lol really! hahahaha. nice

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