Think of the possibilities! Pretty soon, rent-a-baby's will cover the country

Impatient people grind my gears. FYL op.

Tell her you rented the baby from the lady at the checkout counter. Then watch her being banned from the store or worse

Peter Griffin?

The only way I can think of it helping is if it crapped itself and is stinking the place up

scuffled is such a strange word :). its like a cross between shuffled and scuttled. off topic i know but your word choice amused me.

I thought a scuffle was like a fight

The only people I let infront of me are the elderly and disabled (cane ect.) sorry moms I know you got shit to do but not willing to allow u in front unless you got like 3 items and I got a full buggy.

I never expect to cut in line when I have my kids with me (7 month old and 2 year old). The only time someone let me go ahead of them was when I was buying medicine for my baby and he was screaming his head off. I think everyone was relieved when I left the store.

There are actually disabilities you can't see that makes it hard for people to stay on their feet for too long. (I have a fused hip, so if I'm up for more than a few minutes, my feet start to ache.) However, even if disabled, unless it's an emergency or they have less items, I wouldn't agree to cutting in line at all.