Today, while shopping, a lady came up to me and asked if she could borrow my baby because, "Y'know, I'm in a hurry and they'll let me checkout first." FML
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TrippingOnAcid
| 29
I'd heard of pretending to be pregnant to get a seat on the bus but this is new to me
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illusong
| 16
Sounds like kidnapping to another level
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TrippingOnAcid
| 29
I'd heard of pretending to be pregnant to get a seat on the bus but this is new to me
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Almost_Positive
| 18
Think of the possibilities! Pretty soon, rent-a-baby's will cover the country
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FBellesLife
| 15
Impatient people grind my gears. FYL op.
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HarshD9619
| 34
Tell her you rented the baby from the lady at the checkout counter. Then watch her being banned from the store or worse
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Sakuraashita
| 15
Peter Griffin?
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ItsAUnicorn
| 27
How will that let one cut in line..?
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TiiBags
| 15
The only way I can think of it helping is if it crapped itself and is stinking the place up
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Steven696
| 6
That sounds completely reasonable to me
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illusong
| 16
Sounds like kidnapping to another level
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Queensland
| 27
What a bizarre woman. I hope you just stared at her blankly she scuffled away awkwardly.
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kerstileann
| 26
scuffled is such a strange word :). its like a cross between shuffled and scuttled. off topic i know but your word choice amused me.
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Aliicat16
| 9
I thought a scuffle was like a fight
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Sandsh8rk
| 36
Tell her she's a moron and to wait in line like everyone else.
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xtm059
| 11
Nobody else could possibly have anything to do except her. That's a baby-boomer level of entitlement.
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PurpZilla
| 13
From now on I will never yield to mothers with babies in line! I can't believe I've been fooled this whole time...
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Durantye
| 8
The only people I let infront of me are the elderly and disabled (cane ect.) sorry moms I know you got shit to do but not willing to allow u in front unless you got like 3 items and I got a full buggy.
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klutz44
| 28
I never expect to cut in line when I have my kids with me (7 month old and 2 year old). The only time someone let me go ahead of them was when I was buying medicine for my baby and he was screaming his head off. I think everyone was relieved when I left the store.
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TallMist
| 32
There are actually disabilities you can't see that makes it hard for people to stay on their feet for too long. (I have a fused hip, so if I'm up for more than a few minutes, my feet start to ache.)
However, even if disabled, unless it's an emergency or they have less items, I wouldn't agree to cutting in line at all.
However, even if disabled, unless it's an emergency or they have less items, I wouldn't agree to cutting in line at all.
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Indianboy9321
| 25
Tell her if you could wait for 9 months, she can wait 5-10 minutes...
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bombielol
| 20
you said no right?? o.o