Today, I am in a very long line at the supermarket, gazing about in complete boredom when I spot a lady cradling what appears to be a cute newborn baby. Being enamored of all babies, I get off the line, go over and say "Oh, what a cute little baby!" The lady was holding a coconut. FML
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Master_Beta_XD 0
How did you mistake a newborn child with a coconut? That's what I'd like to know. o_o
null_fml 11
Was it at least a baby coconut?
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Comments (112)
whereswaldo 0
The wording of this FML was genius
Major_General 10
Someone needs to get pregnant.
pish_posh 0
lmfaooooo
deviking 10
She does not the bevy would probably be left in the coconut section of the super market as the op makes out with the coconut everyone stares at her thinking she's a weirdo
Seegtease 0
I guess if she was cradling the coconut I could understand the mistake. The problem is you said the baby was cute, which means either: 1) You called something cute that you couldn't see (YDI) or 2) You thought a coconut, after seeing it, was a baby, and still thought it was cute for a baby (YDI) Fail.
rebel_yell_tiny 0
The OP did say she was "enamored of all babies", so she basically thinks all of them are adorable or whatever way you wanna put it. Besides, if it where me, I would've said it was a cute baby as well (no matter if it was cute or not). I mean, I won't go over there and say "what an ugly ass baby!" Anyway, this baby happened to be a coconut, so FYL OP.
Seegtease 0
"I mean, I won't go over there and say "what an ugly ass baby!"" Maybe not, but I'd refrain from a comment.
13929jje 0
Haha, maybe the old lady had the coconut bundled up in some blankets...there are some strange people out there. O_o
MrStongray 2
Don't judge
Ninjaface 0
Crap, the cocunut trees are disguising themselves as people now! I always knew it would come down to this.
redbluegreen 41
I just noticed you and the commenter below you... Your names... Make bloodninja. If you guys aren't best mates, I suggest you start messaging each other now.
Bloodknight 22
OMG! Haha! I'm dying of laughter here!
airplanefood 0
Seriously, I can't breathe.
HappyCatIsHappy 0
It should be obvious to define a coconut over a baby, really. Even if the baby's mother was black, the odd round shape should have made you think "Hmm!"
om1kr0n 0
Either you are RETARDED or for the first time, I truly believe this is fake. peace
itscarrie 0
how could you possibly make this up?
FoundManyLemons 0
You have no good sense. YDI
Broeman 0
Belongs on MLIA. Also, you're either a retard or legally blind.