By screwed.over - 10/10/2009 23:21 - United Kingdom

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Today, my boyfriend texted me telling me how much he loved me, and that he wanted my virginity. We have already done it. I don't think he meant to send that text to me. FML
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:( that sucks yo... i'd slap him and dump him, but that's just me =/ oh yeah, and call him a dirty whore

sadiesykes 0

ouchh :( what a prick dump him

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:( that sucks yo... i'd slap him and dump him, but that's just me =/ oh yeah, and call him a dirty whore

sadiesykes 0

ouchh :( what a prick dump him

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hardcoreFML4223 0

wow

braziliangirl777 0

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CheshireHalli 19

Ouch. That /really/ sucks.

are you sure he broke your hyman ? ive had non- virgin girls who told me i broke their hymans. if course i do have 9 inch johnson. maybe thats it.

guys who brag about there junk are lying you prob have a three inch worm.

Megan70_fml 6

I definitely agree with steph!

Way to brag about your Johnson. :P

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Or maybe he meant he wanted to role play she was a virgin. That way he could take it over and over and over and over and over…

DirtyDiana_fml 0

# 7 that was flippin' hilarious. ily

DirtyDiana_fml 0

#6 stfu cause the hyman is usually broken when doing every day activity like, riding a bike, or other everyday activities. so it's not that deep, therefore you wouldn't need a 9 inch penis, therefore those girls are dumb shits, there gassing your already stupid head, or you're bullshitting. Hmmm which one?

Or he's joking his ass off. XD

lol #6.. your parents must be so proud of ur "Johnson"..