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Today, my boyfriend texted me telling me how much he loved me, and that he wanted my virginity. We have already done it. I don't think he meant to send that text to me. FML

By screwed.over - / Saturday 10 October 2009 23:21 / United Kingdom
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By  Ninjaface  |  0

Or maybe you were so horrible in bed that doesn't remember it, in which case I feel sorry for him for wanting to unwittingly remind himself. It's like Groundhog Day, but with more sex.

By  braziliangirl777  |  0

maybe he wanted you to sing to him that he maaaade yooou feeel, yea, he maaade yoooou feel shiny and neeeew, like a virgin, like a virgin, touched for the very first tiiiime!

By  DirtyDiana_fml  |  0

#6 stfu cause the hyman is usually broken when doing every day activity like, riding a bike, or other everyday activities. so it's not that deep, therefore you wouldn't need a 9 inch penis, therefore those girls are dumb shits, there gassing your already stupid head, or you're bullshitting. Hmmm which one?

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