FML : Today, my boyfriend texted me telling me how much he loved me, and that he wanted my virginity. We have already done it. I don't think he meant to send...

Today, my boyfriend texted me telling me how much he loved me, and that he wanted my virginity. We have already done it. I don't think he meant to send that text to me. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By screwed.over - / Saturday 10 October 2009 23:21 / United Kingdom

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By NathanKett | 0

#615212 - Sunday 11 October 2009 12:45

He meant your anal virginity. so stop being such a tight ass and let him loosen it for you

By brkn_hearted | 0

#615000 - Sunday 11 October 2009 9:18

:( that sucks yo... i'd slap him and dump him, but that's just me =/ oh yeah, and call him a dirty whore

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By brkn_hearted | 0

#615000 - Sunday 11 October 2009 9:18

:( that sucks yo... i'd slap him and dump him, but that's just me =/ oh yeah, and call him a dirty whore

v8rax | 0

#2290962 - Monday 4 April 2011 6:07

lmao

By sadiesykes | 0

#615069 - Sunday 11 October 2009 10:08

ouchh :( what a prick dump him

By Ninjaface | 0

#615093 - Sunday 11 October 2009 10:32

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

hardcoreFML4223 | 0

#2810909 - Sunday 3 July 2011 5:37

wow

By braziliangirl777 | 0

#615153 - Sunday 11 October 2009 12:07

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

By CheshireHalli | 19

#615154 - Sunday 11 October 2009 12:07

Ouch. That /really/ sucks.

By ladiesman14 | 0

#615163 - Sunday 11 October 2009 12:11

are you sure he broke your hyman ? ive had non- virgin girls who told me i broke their hymans. if course i do have 9 inch johnson. maybe thats it.

steph87_fml | 0

#2613592 - Friday 3 June 2011 19:16

guys who brag about there junk are lying you prob have a three inch worm.

olive47_fml | 0

#2652692 - Friday 10 June 2011 5:20

lol worm xD

Megan70_fml | 6

#3007233 - Sunday 31 July 2011 8:51

I definitely agree with steph!

Drummer389000 | 0

#3626129 - Wednesday 23 November 2011 21:33

Way to brag about your Johnson. :P

By NathanKett | 0

#615212 - Sunday 11 October 2009 12:45

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

miss_madison | 10

#5341279 - Saturday 26 January 2013 21:00

Or maybe he meant he wanted to role play she was a virgin. That way he could take it over and over and over and over and over…

By DirtyDiana_fml | 0

#615246 - Sunday 11 October 2009 13:12

# 7 that was flippin' hilarious. ily

By DirtyDiana_fml | 0

#615250 - Sunday 11 October 2009 13:14

#6 stfu cause the hyman is usually broken when doing every day activity like, riding a bike, or other everyday activities. so it's not that deep, therefore you wouldn't need a 9 inch penis, therefore those girls are dumb shits, there gassing your already stupid head, or you're bullshitting. Hmmm which one?