Today, my girlfriend of two years confessed that she'd gotten married. But not to worry: she only did it for "tax reasons." FML
The_Taxman tells us more.
I was the one who submitted this FML. She was a full-time girlfriend that I was committed very deeply to and had every intent of spending the rest of my life with. Then she sprang the whole "getting married to some other guy to help out with taxes" thing.
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
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JEHughes 13
leave her. for the reason of her being a *****.
cheesecakex 5
Just be glad YOU weren't the poor sucker to marry her. Lucky escape is lucky.
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Comments (161)
carlovr435 10
Wow bat socks!
Damn_Hippster 11
So don't worry OP it was only for tax reasons! But seriously that just sucks!
crazychick1269 7
wait did she get married to him?
Damn_Hippster 11
1. Yeah bat those socks!
Damn_Hippster 11
1. Yeah bat those socks!
crazychick1269 7
yd u post that two times??
Damn_Hippster 11
Didn't mean to post twice, sorry my phone has downs. >:(
crazychick1269 7
well that's ok I recommend the iPhone:D
SteveTheJanitor 6
11 - no she didn't get married to him because obviously it wouldn't be an FML if she did. Unless she married OP for the tax reasons
SCREAM4meeee 0
why else do people get married other than for tax reasons?
Friaza 29
Mariage definition - Tieing half of your money and a ring to somebody who could easily betray you. :D
eminemchick 19
11- different guy.:P
deadroad 5
Yup, it most definatley does suck....
TrixER 6
Ummm...listen to her?Don't worry?
glenzhao2 16
OP, ask her husband if it's true.
FarSide 23
One shallow, immoral bitch you got there pal.
pieintheface 0
-_-
kenjames 4
"tax reasons" = bigger mushroom tip.
skinthesnakes 6
on and off as in she is off your dick and on his?
dukefan302 4
It's ok the more the merrier
carlovr435 10
Wow the mods changed my comment from "Wow that sucks" to wow bat socks. WTF???
crazychick1269 7
# 30, 68.. thanks:D
hawaiian2393 0
Were u high when u posted this?
JEHughes 13
leave her. for the reason of her being a *****.
MILFSaregood 7
I think you should tell her that you slept with her friends if she has any..the only reason you did is because she sucks in bed then after throw poop her then leave her
flockz 20
yes leave her for being a *****, then confess to sleeping with all her friends, and that she sucks in bed, and then throw your waste at her, and then walk out. i'll take maturity for 400.
gravy_jones 0
You selected the DAILY DOUBLE question
FarSide 23
Tell her you only got a civil union with her husband for the healthcare insurance.
njgohard 16
This relationship is not stereotypically associated with Mormons.
gc327072 31
DAILY DOUBLE!!! *pew-pew, pew-pew noise*
SHAMUS_the_WITTY 18
Taxes! You should kick the IRS in the nuts!
SadinSherman 16
Why they didn't do anything but their job
StoryOfTheYear 15
129- Also is a cop who pulls someone over for going 5 mph over the speed limit and then hands them a ticket They're doing their job But there's still a flaggot
cheesecakex 5
Just be glad YOU weren't the poor sucker to marry her. Lucky escape is lucky.
obnoxious3_3_3 1
Listen to this ma fkn wiseman
dankdrokush 0
Win.
allthatremains25 0
Maybe she'll be on and of with her new hubby, then she'll get some big bucks when she wins in divorce court an you two will be set for life!(:
Amrel 10
Thats ******* terrible. Op could just find another woman who isnt a ****. Who knows she can even be a doctor.
BelleBelle_fml 11
Yea since she's the type of person that OP, or anybody for that matter, would just love to marry. She's just a manipulative, gold-digging, and lying bitch. Every Man's dream wife.
allthatremains25 0
It was sarcasm! Sorry, I guess I should specify next time ! Jeez
BelleBelle_fml 11
My bad bro, we cool? :)
Amrel 10
Its all cool bromosexual
allthatremains25 0
All good!
FuniiBunii 0
that's why she was on and off, you guys r not meant to be :p
im_awsome 2
If she kept that from you, imagine what else she hasn't tell you yet.
Hmmm_ok 0
Give me your number
Amrel 10
Im guess she will say "Hmmm_ no" You freaky bastard
Juddamanx10 0
sixth!!! that's the best I've ever got
allthatremains25 0
You're ninth , learn how to count.
Z3NITH_ 0
Why Don't You Go Marry Someone OP But For Sure It Will Only Be For Tax Reasons Of Course
TheNewGuy03 29
Why Don't You Stop Typing Like This?
Amrel 10
Ithe kidl You can thank me later
TheNewGuy03 29
*|the kid| There. My signature is now an error, and I have begun using capital letters in my sentences. My, times have changed. Edit: Am I really that famous around here? Jeez.
BelleBelle_fml 11
Z3NITH_; Your profile pic suits you well.
BeatlesObsessed 12
Just be happy you're not with her anymore, and feel bad for the guy that married her.