Today, I am 8 weeks pregnant. I have debilitating 'morning sickness' all day. And now I get to add peeing my pants every time I throw up. FML
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Today, I am 7 weeks pregnant and dealing with severe morning sickness. Not to worry though, it should get better at 14 weeks, right after I get back from my honeymoon. FML
Today, I'm pregnant and feeling awful due to all-day-long morning sickness. My doctor suggested that I cancel all my social plans to be able to keep working. My doctor is also my husband, and the father of this child. FML
Today, at 7 months pregnant, I have come to accept the morning sickness isn’t going to ease off. It’s so severe that I don’t make my meal choices based on calories or even cravings, rather on how bad it’ll taste when it comes back up. FML
Today, I had to use a public bathroom. I'm pregnant, though I don't really suffer from morning sickness. I do however suffer from sympathy puking, which kicked in with horrifying consequences when someone burst in and started vomiting in one of the other stalls. FML
Today, I'm seven weeks pregnant. For the first time in a week, I feel well enough to eat something that isn't Cheerios, a bagel, or crackers. I woke up two hours after going to bed with the shits. I'm almost convinced this kid hates me already. FML
Today, because I am pregnant with a weak bladder, I woke up with morning sickness and had to decide very quickly whether I wanted to vomit or pee in the toilet. I now have to clean the chunks off the wall. FML
Today, my morning sickness got so bad that, while at the grocery store, I had to throw up in my purse. FML
Today, I threw up on a police officer who was trying to do a random breath test. I wasn't drunk or hungover. I'm pregnant and suffering morning sickness. FML
Today, my hay-fever started. I'm five months pregnant, and every time I cough, sneeze or blow my nose I either fart or wet myself. FML
Today, I'm six weeks pregnant and so far I've had more naps than I've had in my entire adulthood. My last pregnancy I got put on sick leave, partly because I was so exhausted. Here we go again. FML
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ICATiger 13
Doesn't matter, had sex
starxshine 0
1, If your mother had that logic, you wouldn't be here right now.
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ohmandapants 17
I never understood why they called it morning sickness. It strikes at any time. It's horrible. But in about 7-8 months you'll have a beautiful baby. So, I get that it sucks, but hang in there! It's worth it. Nobody said pregnancy was easy and if they did, they were either lucky or lying.
coried91 28
I didn't get any symptoms.. Well, except heartburn.. I got hella lucky. So yea I tell people that my pregnancy was easy. Lol
KYLAisaBITCH 4
I also have an easy pregnancy. Honestly, I threw up about 5 times IF THAT and that's because I couldn't eat. I'm 24 weeks and if it wasn't for kicking, and a growing belly... I probably wouldnt know I was pregnant. I got lucky.
BeefyQueef 5
It's not too late for an abortion. Like I always say "Invest in tomorrow by aborting that baby today!"
MyPetNinja 14
You have serious issues if you think that having an abortion will fix everything. Abortions are cruel, it's like giving life and killing it the next minute.
iceroyalty1984 14
Aww, you beat me to it! 8 weeks isn't even too late for the abortion pill (so much more convenient than the procedure). Pregnancy is always a choice, so YDI.
ohmandapants 17
I think everyone in this thread made stupid comments. 13- that was an awful and stupid joke 20- abortions are and should be a choice, who are you to decide what is right and wrong? Sometimes there are circumstances. 21- pregnancy may be a choice, if you choose not to have an abortion, but I don't see how this is a YDI. Yeah, morning sickness and over-active bladder are a part of pregnancy, but they suck.
alival 12
You have got to be one of the biggest assholes I have ever seen on this site
ohmandapants 17
^ you need to be more specific. Who are you talking to?
alival 12
The guy who wrote the original comment. Your comments I totally agree with.
kjcookie10 9
Please! For the sake of peoples' insanity... Let's not turn this into a political argument about women's rights.
perdix 31
That sounds hot! Are you still servicing your husband's sexual needs? Just because he snuck one past the goalie doesn't mean he has to stop shooting at the net ;) Some women get hornier when they're pregnant -- I saw it in free Internet ****, so it must be true.
Leila4ever13 0
Wtf! fyl!
Pentium_4 27
Niiiiiiiiiice! (no sarcasm intended)
perdix 31
#36 CFTD. It's a joke! This is a humor site, not a place where the problems of the world are brought forth and the great minds of the day apply their wisdom to solve them -- that's what FOX News is for ;)
cookie_crumble89 11
Awwww
crammer1 6
Funny how most of the negative comments on here are from men. Guess what, some pregnancies are worse than others and until you experience it you can't understand. Morning sickness all day long SUCKS! Don't worry OP...It gets better.
mamamenee 0
I agree!! Men have no clue so they should just keep it to themselves. It does get better eventually. Every person is diffident hope you feel better soon.
rlet 1
Well that's just the beginning get ready for the ride of your life!
chexican79 3
It'll be all worth it when you have the baby well when your child is born. And when he's older you can give him crap about it.
JadeWalker 14
sorry but u chose to be pregnant, diddn't your mom tell you what its going to be like? well enjoy the next few months OP, fyl but ydi.
xLIGHTS_fml 23
Sit on the toilet and throw up in a bucket.
alival 12
Wear a diaper?