Were you eating those delicious dessert gums? :)

What a gum idea.

You left me breathless.

happens to the best of us

Well, at least drunken you doesn't burn down orphanages or anything... just, you know, chews gum.

Yea, deadly amount of gum. Way to go OP, you cheated death!

Let's hope this near death experience and this comment don't give OP any ideas for their next drunken escapades...

(drunk talk) I swear oceifer! those orphans was all burned when I gots here! I was trying to do mythbusters and make a bigger flame next to the orpanage to put it out! what? thats a hospital next to the oarfanage? wow...that was dark...*seeks help*

48 -Did you really think anyone would think that was funny? I hate you.

You're being very harsh today wardo! You can hate someone you've never ever met. Unless it's Giovanna Plowman, that girl is NASTY!

Darwinism gives you the first one free

Thought that was spiderman? "Everybody gets one"

I was gonna say that but not everyone gets the family guy reference

Yes you really should drink less.

Thank you for stating the obvious

Don't drink and chew!

Or chew less gum ;)

You really shouldn't consider doing thongs like that while intoxicated. It would suck for your family to hear that you died of drinking and chewing.

I nearly spittaked when I read this. Mostly because I got an image in my head of a drunk eating a whole package of thongs!

Yeah, drinking and thongs can be a dangerous combo!

I agree. His footwear attire was completely inappropriate... Sandals are always a bad idea when intoxicated.

I had to thumb this up just because it was a funny fuck up

Any non-Aussies getting confused about sandal reference in thread about thong underwear? Aussies call thongs g-strings and flip-flops thongs.

44- a fair bit of us 'muricans say the same.

Yeah, and for some reason, I call the shoes flip-flops and the undergarments thongs--when I'm not callnig them butt floss. YDI, OP, but I'm sure you know this.

Bottoms up, thongs down:)

Or get smaller pieces of gum

Sorry to burst your bubble, but I don't think OP could handle any gum while intoxicated.

It was sarcasm, don't worry about my bubble. (There's a pun there somewhere...)

I refuse to acknowledge it, 27.

For once I am at a loss for words... Glad you're ok though :-)

Then why comment if you're at a loss for words?

Obviously you didn't read where I said "glad your ok" as far as loss for words? Means I was shocked into silence.

then please shutup

Sure thing #74 right after you choke on this dick. Never fails, always 1 punk who doesn't know their place. Run along now, and feel free to come back and enlighten us with those profound comments of yours....

Know your limits OP

I love this, because it reminds me of when I was a kid, I tried to chew full packs of gum aaaall the time! Me as a child and drunk OP would have so much fun together.

HIMYM game: "kid or drunk?"

Bazooka Joe strikes again...