False pretenses
By Anonymous - 17/06/2009 17:15 - United States
By Anonymous - 17/06/2009 17:15 - United States
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im pretty sure a better one would be "Today, my friend invited me to a beer pong tournament so I spent all day practicing. However, when I got there everyone was playing scrabble, FML
scrabble rocks
Scrabble > beer pong anyday
nice! and why is this an fml? just start playin and people will be too drunk to remember it anyway
Wow your dad sounds like a champ, having a "Special" scrabble dictionary. What a cool guy.
skill and tolerance? drinking beer? Really now?! Scrabble ACTUALLY requires you to use your brain: make the words, anticipate your opponents move(just like in Chess;you do know what Chess is right?) and figure out the best way to play fewer words for maximum points. Then again, I'm guessing you have never seen a Scrabble board,can't tell how many tiles there are or even played a single game of scrabble or even won. My intelligence is clearly showing.
Haha chill dude... I personally like beer pong much more than scrabble... You have a much higher chance of getting laid by being good at beer pong than being good at scrabble! haha
man bollywood don know what da fuck hes talkin bout he wont ever get laid what a pussy man fag wit three scrabble dictionaries ha damn
Well tbh, I know a lot of guys good at beer pong, and not so many good at scrabble. i'd be much more impressed with someone who could beat me at scrabble :P
And YOU will never get laid because you type like an illiterate retard. Believe me, I'm in the honors class (barely passing) and I've fucked like half the popular girls at my school. Then again, I dress rather dapper too, so the SWAG + Sense of Intelligence = Better chance of getting laid, as well as seeming like a sociable person, not like an over-confident ignorant fuck.
Dressing like a rapper does not mean you have 'SWAG'. It just means that you are confused about your clothing size.
159-If only I could be as cool as you my life would be alright
I love how everyone is raging at the guy giving the bollywood chick abuse, when quite frankly he has a decent point. how many of you would honestly be happy w all your friends knowing you prefer scrabble to beer pong? besides, bollywood girl needs to take her head out her ass and have a reality check. you're not better than any of us because you like chess and scrabble, so come down off your pedestal and mingle with us troglodytes. :)
Why would he tell you that in the first place? But special Scrabble dictionary ftw.
so that people could go dumbass. my guess the OP is a teen and a scrabble party sounds more acceptable than beer pong.
Well, thank you for your kind explanation. I was kind of thinking "why wouldn't he just say they're hanging out?" and not "why would he choose a Scrabble party?"
Maybe they were underage and in front of parents at the time.
thats epic, u thought u weregonna have a fun time playin scrabble but now you will have a GREAT time playin beerpong.
agreed... whats the point here?
Isnt it better that there playing beer pong instead of scrabble.......i agree with #2
A mild embarassment is a fuck my life now? You could have just put it down when you walked in...
or could have just said that it was a cover for his dad
ummm, k?
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Wow your dad sounds like a champ, having a "Special" scrabble dictionary. What a cool guy.
Scrabble sounds like more fun to me. Sorry, I mean, fuck yah brah!