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you can't drown in a non liquid, OP is not only fat but stupid. you almost suffocated kot drowned. and fat content isn't as relative to this, but YDI for covering your mouth and nose in a flabby arm.

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My theory is that OP is just using an expression, it's a metaphor, being overwhelmed by arm fat and having a dream so horrendous about his arm fat that he wakes up, heart racing, needing oxygen. A nightmare, but it's so very real.

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Get those shake weights ;) ... dunno if it works. But hit the gym, unless you like the way you are.

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um, actually jdub, you're quite wrong. It's called dry drowning, and it is very possible. way to make yourself look stupid whilst calling an intelligent person stupid.

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I don't have fat arms, and that's happened to me once or twice. so OP might not be THAT fat. still deserves it though :P

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34- did u miss the part where i said the drowning was a METAPHOR for being overwhelmed. (like drowning in your sorrows, or drowning yourself with music etc)

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did u mean u almost drowned in your drool while being suffocated by your arm fat ? i guess thats possible.

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39- How about this: you STFU! I'm tired of you harrassing me on every FML. I like my pic and I'm not changing it, so leave me the fuck alone.

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I hit ydi the moment I saw that OP fell asleep in class. Yes, I understand school is not always the most interesting thing, but even on 36 hours without sleep I wouldn't fall asleep in class.

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Jessie- I'm not trying to sound bi or lez but you look very nice in your picture. so ignore that person. he needs to lay off. or she. I bet they're jealous that's all. :p

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ewww I had a teacher with arm fat and I sat next to the board so her jiggle would just like, hang in my face...

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for yoko; Dry drowning occurs when a person's lungs become unable to extract oxygen from the air, due primarily to: Muscular paralysis Puncture wound to the torso (affecting ability of diaphragm to create respiratory movement) Changes to the oxygen-absorbing tissues Persistence of laryngospasm when immersed in fluid Prolonged exposure to any gas that is not inherently toxic, but that displaces oxygen from the lungs. (e.g. methane) Overdose of free water (solute free) which leads to decrease

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umm she doesn't HAVE to be fat.. I mean some girls say ooo i'm so fat and they're actually very very skinny. on top of that I'm really skinny (according to wii fit I'm "underweight" bah all lies xD I'm normall) anyways..and I've drowned or suffocated or w.e you wanna call it in my own fat....

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48, your head is partially cut off in the pic. :( That makes all of the attention go to your body.

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how in the world has Anti-Flood not been all over you? I can't even post 2 comments on the same FML

By  EV34

why is falling asleep in class bad? and OP you are definately faking the second part! lame...

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No this could be true I've almost cut off my breathing with my arm accidently and I weigh less than 120 lbs.

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