wack inflatable flailig arm tube guy

Good to know. Fat FMLs are funny! Ugh. 

Oh geez OP, you should def work on that :/

lose weight time

Funny but sad. Do something about it.

1-800jenny20. lol op good luck and no more drowning!

ahahahaha do u have portable armrests too? HAHahahaha fat people make me laugh

you can't drown in a non liquid, OP is not only fat but stupid. you almost suffocated kot drowned. and fat content isn't as relative to this, but YDI for covering your mouth and nose in a flabby arm.

damn iPhone, *not (not kot)

Uhh.. That might be a problem. Could you imagine actually swimming in fat? That'd be pretty nasty xD

Well fat can be pretty liquidy. My cats fat flops around like a water balloon and feels like pudding.

My theory is that OP is just using an expression, it's a metaphor, being overwhelmed by arm fat and having a dream so horrendous about his arm fat that he wakes up, heart racing, needing oxygen. A nightmare, but it's so very real.

Dammit op. You're not helping this fat Amurican stereotype.

YDI for being fat

agree with Jess ydi

Get those shake weights ;) ... dunno if it works. But hit the gym, unless you like the way you are.

24 - Still doesn't make it any more like drowning...

hahaha win for the family Guy reference #1 :)

this made me giggle :]

um, actually jdub, you're quite wrong. It's called dry drowning, and it is very possible. way to make yourself look stupid whilst calling an intelligent person stupid.

I don't have fat arms, and that's happened to me once or twice. so OP might not be THAT fat. still deserves it though :P

4 u need to change that pic. the one up now makes me want to punch you.

34- did u miss the part where i said the drowning was a METAPHOR for being overwhelmed. (like drowning in your sorrows, or drowning yourself with music etc)

did u mean u almost drowned in your drool while being suffocated by your arm fat ? i guess thats possible.

krrizzle don't you sleep?? lol & I forgot your name and yea :).... lol

39- How about this: you STFU! I'm tired of you harrassing me on every FML. I like my pic and I'm not changing it, so leave me the fuck alone.

another I am fat fml. so boring, lose some weight and get laid. NEXT FML.

I hit ydi the moment I saw that OP fell asleep in class. Yes, I understand school is not always the most interesting thing, but even on 36 hours without sleep I wouldn't fall asleep in class.

ehhhhh that's just gross;;

ahahahaha..it's funny cuz he's fat!!

First !

I like the new pic Ms Jess

Jessie- I'm not trying to sound bi or lez but you look very nice in your picture. so ignore that person. he needs to lay off. or she. I bet they're jealous that's all. :p

ewww I had a teacher with arm fat and I sat next to the board so her jiggle would just like, hang in my face...

48 then y did u change it?????

Haha! Ray Williams Johnson rocks!

for yoko; Dry drowning occurs when a person's lungs become unable to extract oxygen from the air, due primarily to: Muscular paralysis Puncture wound to the torso (affecting ability of diaphragm to create respiratory movement) Changes to the oxygen-absorbing tissues Persistence of laryngospasm when immersed in fluid Prolonged exposure to any gas that is not inherently toxic, but that displaces oxygen from the lungs. (e.g. methane) Overdose of free water (solute free) which leads to decreased sodium in the blood hyponatremia which leads to massive swelling in the brain. The person may effectively drown without any sort of liquid. In cases of dry drowning in which the victim was immersed, very little fluid is aspirated into the lungs. The laryngospasm reflex essentially causes asphyxiation and neurogenic pulmonary edema (œdema). Dry drowning can occur clinically, or due to illness or accident. I don't think the OP was dry drowning or it'd be a more serious health problem. it was more like suffocating. sooo, do you're research before you try to make other people feel stupid ;D

ydi. fatty.

now I see why treadmills were made. for fat fucks like you. get on one

Hmm, if that's a problem OP, hit the gym.

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umm she doesn't HAVE to be fat.. I mean some girls say ooo i'm so fat and they're actually very very skinny. on top of that I'm really skinny (according to wii fit I'm "underweight" bah all lies xD I'm normall) anyways..and I've drowned or suffocated or w.e you wanna call it in my own fat....

48, your head is partially cut off in the pic. :( That makes all of the attention go to your body.

lol fat fmls are funny

what's your problem 39

you didn't drown you asphexiated

that was mean but I lol :D

cool story bro

too bad you didn't, that was a waste of an fml

ummm. that sounds so fake.

ummm. that sounds quite fake. I'm not sure though.

Fat Bastard!

how in the world has Anti-Flood not been all over you? I can't even post 2 comments on the same FML

Hot!!!

why is falling asleep in class bad? and OP you are definately faking the second part! lame...

it's possible while being unconsious to accedently close your oral cavety with your head on your arm

No this could be true I've almost cut off my breathing with my arm accidently and I weigh less than 120 lbs.

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I can tell you one thing, I would not try to resuscitate you.

It's impossible too drown when no water is present, Dumbass.

Well then he/she didn't drown he/she suffocated.

you can drown in any liquid, dumbass.

Then it's a shame that "arm" isn't a liquid.

Yes, arm-fat is a liquid.

You don't have to be a prick about it