Health: Today, I took a cough drop to soothe my sore throat, only to...

By bitter cherry - 29/09/2010 21:29 - United States

Today, I took a cough drop to soothe my sore throat, only to choke, gag, and spend the next ten minutes at the point of vomiting because the bitter lozenge got stuck in my windpipe. FML

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By I've got skills - 26/11/2024 13:00 - United States

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By Deepthroat - 09/12/2024 15:00 - United Kingdom - Clydebank

Today, after having had a sore throat all day, I finally decided to have a throat lozenge on the bus. It was nice and soothing, until the bus sharply turned a corner and I started coughing and choking on it violently like a cat with a furball. My throat now feels like Satan pissed nails down it. FML

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By BeLoud13 - 11/09/2022 07:30

Today, I took cough syrup for a miserable COVID sore throat and harsh cough. It went down the wrong tube, and now I'm coughing worse, trying to get it out of my lungs. It hurts. FML

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By DeepTaccer - 30/10/2010 21:28 - United Kingdom

Today, I was sucking on a Tic Tac. Just as I was starting to get into it, the Tic Tac suddenly shot down my throat. After a minute of coughing and gagging, it came back up… out my left nostril. FML

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By Rawrssa - 13/03/2011 05:52 - United States

Today, I came down with painful sores in my mouth, just after having gotten over a cold. Apparently I'm allergic to the cough drops I've been eating for the past week to make myself feel better. FML

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By Fmylife - 06/07/2011 09:17 - United States

Today, I have a cold. Trying to clear out my stuffy nose, I tried putting mouthwash in my nose. Thinking it was an awesome idea, I put some more in. I then starting screaming in pain due to the extreme burning in my nostrils. FML

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By grossedout - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was helping an old lady at my job. While I was in mid-sentence, she coughed wet phlegm directly into my mouth. It tasted vile and caused me to have a panic attack while working. FML

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By negativesoup - 10/11/2016 18:44

Today, I was eating chicken noodle soup for my lunch. It was perfect until the last bite when it went down the wrong pipe. Choking, I coughed up what I'd already eaten. In front of my coworkers, and all over myself. FML

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By Alec - 15/06/2011 09:02 - United States

Today, I had a sore throat, and I'd read that drops of Tabasco sauce on your tongue helps. I aimed the bottle at my tongue and the whole cap came off, covering my face and filling my mouth with Tabasco sauce, causing me to blow chunks all over the kitchen floor. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/02/2013 19:11 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I was about to make out with my boyfriend, so I quickly swallowed my gum. Moments later, I started choking on the gum, and ended up spitting it out into his face. FML

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perdix 29

Thursday 30 September 2010 1:39

You need to read the directions. Choking and gagging are definitely not recommended. You have confused a throat lozenge with something completely different.

LOLSWAT 0

Thursday 30 September 2010 2:06

a lozenge? man up and use bleach! hand in your man card, wimp.

Comments

perdix 29

Thursday 30 September 2010 1:39

You need to read the directions. Choking and gagging are definitely not recommended. You have confused a throat lozenge with something completely different.

RedPillSucks 31

Thursday 30 September 2010 1:42

LOL!!! Probably would need a throat lozenge after that other thing too.

horsechick212 0

Thursday 30 September 2010 1:43

hahahahaha learn how to suck.

Stupified 0

Thursday 30 September 2010 1:45

, you need to get more practice in if you choke so easily!, I'm talkin buy some carrots and cucumbers, and when you're done with the salad, go suck some dick!

Marvin_Android 0

Thursday 30 September 2010 1:46

Sounds absolutely God-awful. Trying to soothe a sore throat is futile. It's just going to be sore again. And why even bother trying to heal and ailment when you're just going to die anyway? Your life, on the scale of eternity, is nothing. All that you do is completely pointless. Life. Don't talk to me about life.

MrCalves 1

Thursday 30 September 2010 2:19

so am I too late to make a dick joke now?

mattman1994 0

Thursday 30 September 2010 2:27

you're only too late if the joke sucks

hahafylop 4

Thursday 30 September 2010 2:41

mattman, I love your pic, Green Bay is my fave and clay Matthews pwns. Aside from that, I don't mean to be a prick but you would die if something was stuck in your windpipe for any amount of time, and if you choked for 10 minutes, we would have read this from an obituary, not a hilarious website.