Today, I took a cough drop to soothe my sore throat, only to choke, gag, and spend the next ten minutes at the point of vomiting because the bitter lozenge got stuck in my windpipe. FML
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perdix
| 29
You need to read the directions. Choking and gagging are definitely not recommended.
You have confused a throat lozenge with something completely different.
You have confused a throat lozenge with something completely different.
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RedPillSucks
| 31
LOL!!!
Probably would need a throat lozenge after that other thing too.
Probably would need a throat lozenge after that other thing too.
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horsechick212
| 0
hahahahaha learn how to suck.
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Stupified
| 0
, you need to get more practice in if you choke so easily!, I'm talkin buy some carrots and cucumbers, and when you're done with the salad, go suck some dick!
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Marvin_Android
| 0
Sounds absolutely God-awful.
Trying to soothe a sore throat is futile. It's just going to be sore again. And why even bother trying to heal and ailment when you're just going to die anyway? Your life, on the scale of eternity, is nothing. All that you do is completely pointless.
Life. Don't talk to me about life.
Trying to soothe a sore throat is futile. It's just going to be sore again. And why even bother trying to heal and ailment when you're just going to die anyway? Your life, on the scale of eternity, is nothing. All that you do is completely pointless.
Life. Don't talk to me about life.
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MrCalves
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so am I too late to make a dick joke now?
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mattman1994
| 0
you're only too late if the joke sucks
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hahafylop
| 4
mattman, I love your pic, Green Bay is my fave and clay Matthews pwns. Aside from that, I don't mean to be a prick but you would die if something was stuck in your windpipe for any amount of time, and if you choked for 10 minutes, we would have read this from an obituary, not a hilarious website.
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rockmetal0712
| 0
I agree with 19
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KingDingALing
| 9
19- so you would rather keep a sore throat then make it feel better for a short period of time?
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boopityboppity
| 11
Don't talk to him about life, 48.
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hawksfan21
| 3
42- As long as the cough drop wasnt completely stuck, air could still get through and the op would still be alive
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Brittneyyyy
| 7
Yeah I agree with 48. Cough drops and lozenges taste like candy :D
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hahafylop
| 4
ok tu shey idk bout spelling on that but... 65 still nothing can go down your windpipe or you die immediately.
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fksfsdhfsdfh
| 26
Perdix...you are an FML legend!
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ATL_chris
| 6
lmfaoo lozenge win
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smiles4life
| 1
nice tattoo. :)
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lovelyliz916
| 5
Tee hee..ydi for being sick :P
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Stupified
| 0
Yeah, throat drops are way better.
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5t3ff1k4h
| 44
They work for me.
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schwancy
| 2
sucks to be you
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ltsmark
| 0
In soviet russia, cough drop, drop you!
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jakii_
| 0
comma happy
xD
xD
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rndg
| 0
Next time, drink some nice tea with honey
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5t3ff1k4h
| 44
Never mind the tea. Just the spoonful of honey works!
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Stupified
| 0
Yuck and yuck-er! I'd rather gargle saltwater.
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5t3ff1k4h
| 44
No sweet tooth, I assume?
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Stupified
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My sweet tooth is fine, those things are just nasty!
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5t3ff1k4h
| 44
If you have a sweet tooth, you would like the spoonful of honey. You have to be a tea person to like the tea.
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Stupified
| 0
No ma'am. Honey has a strange and aweful taste to it. Honey's nasty, honey.
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anorexicbarbie
| 8
Honey is nasty, and 58 nice cat. :)
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Lukee
| 0
Honey is nice, you're wrong !
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FaberDriveLuv
| 5
Aw, damn. Hope you feel better, op
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fmlsxmakexmyxday
| 0
watch out for cough drops. there deadly!
You have confused a throat lozenge with something completely different.