By LaurenLehmmman - United States
Today, I was singing while lying upside down chewing gum. My dad was trying to focus on the current football game and hushed me. I yelled, "No!" resulting in my gum becoming lodged in my windpipe. I shut up after all. FML
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  Broeman  |  0

Why do you have to be singing in the vicinity of others who don't want you to be singing? Couldn't you just go to your room or outside or something and sing? My little sister sings 24/7 and it is SO FUCKING ANNOYING. You totally deserved it for intentionally annoying people, you little shit. Also, nice job doing this upside down while chewing gum. Makes you a great future candidate for the Darwin Awards.

  Reyo  |  2

Agreed #49. OP, you're an attention whore, and an annoying brat. If we met in real life, I'd be revolted at the idea of sexually pleasuring you.

  TheTruth1428  |  0

I agree with 49. Get over yourself and do it somewhere else. YDI for being so damn annoying.

On a side note, how does gravity work in your house? If you were lying upside down, gravity would have pulled that gum out of your mouth when you opened it, not shot it up and down your throat.