By Anonymous - 10/01/2011 19:14 - United States

Today, I was drinking a bottle of water. My friend came up from behind and scared me, causing me to inhale and choke on the water. Lacking air, I passed out. I awoke to him on the ground laughing his ass off. I almost drowned drinking a bottle of water. FML
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Creep, he didn't even help you? Shove some chili sauce down his throat and see if he revives from that. -_-

weirder things have happend

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weirder things have happend

I love mass effect too! :)

Maybe you should use the leftover bottle to make one of those bonsai kittens...

I'd of laughed :D

hurted too much

he thinks he made you faint from fright.

lol too much of anything is a bad thing

Blah blah blah, less talking more plugging my face with cock.

What kind of A person are you #4? Heartless Bitch

Wow u sound like a nerd who passes out from water

thats not a FML, THATS FUCKING HILARIOUS!! XD

Creep, he didn't even help you? Shove some chili sauce down his throat and see if he revives from that. -_-

no give him chili with his parents in it :) who knows where that's from?? *licks your tears*

you south park alcoholic

hahahaha

it's okay, one time I was choking on water too and my friends just laughed instead of helping

That is pretty hilarious!

agreed # 6. tht just sounds REALLY funny I don't c the FML in tht

Is there something wrong with your "a" key, or are you just savoring the 14 milliseconds that you saved typing "tht" instead of "that"?

Doc, I love you.

He's married.

Hey maybe his "a" key is jammed or he doesn't have a left pinky to use to type it. Don't be so discriminatory.

his "a" key works just fine. his comment starts with an "a"

Choking on drinking water is always comical.