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By nomorexbox - 26/04/2011 19:20 - United States

Today, I actually heard my 14 year old son muse to himself, "If I can drive drunk in Grand Theft Auto, how hard could it be in real life?" FML

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By Anonymous - 02/06/2019 22:00

Today, I let my 19-year-old son drive my Lexus to his date. At 11:00 p.m., I watched him pull into the driveway with a broken taillight, marks and scratches all over the car, the front bumper missing, and him being nearly passed out because he's so drunk. FML

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By don'tdrinkthat - 03/11/2013 22:27 - United States - Quincy

Today, I came home to find my 14-year-old son attempting to get drunk off aftershave. FML

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By ButItWasRareDad! - 03/08/2016 22:21 - United States - Chicago

Today, my 15-year-old son was waiting in the car for me after driving around to build up hours for his permit. He then decided it was a good idea to quickly drive over to catch a Pokemon nearby. He didn't count on getting pulled over for texting and driving while underage without an adult though. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/08/2013 14:22 - Canada - Langley

Today, I let my son take my car out for a spin, since he just got his licence. He didn't make it out of our street before totaling it. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/09/2013 22:52 - United States

Today, thanks to Grand Theft Auto, I found myself seriously thinking about holding up an armored bank truck when I saw it in traffic. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/10/2015 11:41 - United States - Mechanicsville

Today, I had to bail my son out of jail, because he's a wimp and wouldn't last a night in there. His crime: pissing through the open windows of passing cars after losing a bet with his friends. I feel like if he gave me grandkids, they'd be born with half a brain. FML

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Teenagers these days

By prostitott - 04/05/2013 07:22

Today, I caught my 14-year-old daughter stealing alcohol from me. After berating her for half-an-hour I finally said, "At least you're not doing drugs." She gave me a guilty smile and sheepishly said, "At least I'm not a prostitute?" FML

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By StockedWithJuice - 06/07/2013 15:14 - United States - Austin

Today, I found out that my 16-year-old son bought a huge amount of grape juice, because he thought he could store it under his bed and wait for it to turn to wine. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/05/2015 00:50 - United States

Today, my 14-year-old daughter told me she's pregnant and plans on dropping out of school to live a life on the road with her boyfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/11/2012 18:28 - Argentina - Villa Sarmiento

Today, I was giving my son a driving lesson. He blatantly ran a red light, so I told him to pull over to let me drive us home. As I walked over to the driver-side door, he instead locked me out and drove off by himself. FML

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docscientist 9

Wednesday 27 April 2011 0:15

The influence of things on stupid people.

Cmliedtke 0

Wednesday 27 April 2011 1:03

just about every teenager I know has been playing M games since they were like 10... I guarantee you 85% of all Call of Duty players are below 18..-_-

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igpyitl 0

Wednesday 27 April 2011 1:19

lol

jupiter80 0

Wednesday 27 April 2011 1:22

idiot... I'm 14 and I'm not even that stupid (plus I'm blonde!!)

Cmliedtke 0

Wednesday 27 April 2011 1:31

you just feeling the need to point out that your blonde makes you look dumber.

jupiter80 0

Wednesday 27 April 2011 4:02

so

ZingDooper 0

Wednesday 27 April 2011 1:24

M games at 17 not 19 -_-'

FML_accounT123 5

Wednesday 27 April 2011 1:24

M rated games actually have an age restriction of 17 just sayin...

Cmliedtke 0

Wednesday 27 April 2011 1:27

83, im not making up statistics, Im making an estimate-_-

ZingDooper 0

Wednesday 27 April 2011 1:27

18*

Bikon153 0

Wednesday 27 April 2011 1:27

ahh dumbasses these days...i doubt my generation will make it far at all.

DatWhiteGuy 0

Wednesday 27 April 2011 1:28

Two days later: Why!?!? Damn you GTA'

Jazzalyn 10

Wednesday 27 April 2011 1:30

Musing and doing are two diferent things. I have pondered on what-ifs regarding things that I would never do because they're not really good.

Cmliedtke 0

Wednesday 27 April 2011 1:32

lol

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