Today, I actually heard my 14 year-old son muse to himself, "If I can drive drunk in Grand Theft Auto, how hard could it be in real life?" FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I let my 19-year-old son drive my Lexus to his date. At 11:00 p.m., I watched him pull into the driveway with a broken taillight, marks and scratches all over the car, the front bumper missing, and him being nearly passed out because he's so drunk. FML
Today, I came home to find my 14-year-old son attempting to get drunk off aftershave. FML
Today, my 15-year-old son was waiting in the car for me after driving around to build up hours for his permit. He then decided it was a good idea to quickly drive over to catch a Pokemon nearby. He didn't count on getting pulled over for texting and driving while underage without an adult though. FML
Today, I let my son take my car out for a spin, since he just got his licence. He didn't make it out of our street before totaling it. FML
Today, I caught my 14-year-old daughter stealing alcohol from me. After berating her for half-an-hour I finally said, "At least you're not doing drugs." She gave me a guilty smile and sheepishly said, "At least I'm not a prostitute?" FML
Today, thanks to Grand Theft Auto, I found myself seriously thinking about holding up an armored bank truck when I saw it in traffic. FML
Today, I picked up my idiot 20 year-old son from a party. He was shit-faced drunk and managed to drop his vape out the window as I was driving. He tried to open the door of the moving car to get out and look for it, and I had to grab him and pull him back in. Legally, this moron is an adult. FML
Today, I had to bail my son out of jail, because he's a wimp and wouldn't last a night in there. His crime: pissing through the open windows of passing cars after losing a bet with his friends. I feel like if he gave me grandkids, they'd be born with half a brain. FML
Today, my 14-year-old daughter told me she's pregnant and plans on dropping out of school to live a life on the road with her boyfriend. FML
Today, I found out that my 16-year-old son bought a huge amount of grape juice, because he thought he could store it under his bed and wait for it to turn to wine. FML
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docscientist 10
The influence of things on stupid people.
Cmliedtke 0
just about every teenager I know has been playing M games since they were like 10... I guarantee you 85% of all Call of Duty players are below 18..-_-
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Comments (274)
biggary19 3
dumbass people if the mom wouldve sat down and said u no this aint real. it a videogame don't try this shit then u no what this would be a nonissue. ps op got some talkin to the kid to do instead of posting a fml about it.
zebraface 15
and that's why you don't let your kids play grand theft auto.
SpectSelf 0
a 14 yr old shouldn't be playing GTA, man!!!! it has an M rating for a reason. He should be out riding his bike, playing football or some shit. You can't blame the game for what he said. Teach the little booger the difference between reality and entertainment.
gageisaacs 4
why the hell are letting a 14 year old kid play gta
hottyinabag12345 0
lmao
PurpleWaffles 2
ydi for buying him that game.
greendaygirl112 0
the extent of video game influence amazes me.....
enonymous 9
Give that man some expired apple juice let him ride to school "drunk" let's see how much fun that could be instead
icadragoon 11
You can drive drunk in GTA?! That's awesome! About your son, have a talk with him about reality and video games. I'm sure he doesn't want to beat hookers, shoot random people/cops or run random people over (not that he can drive). You also said he said it must not be hard, meaning he didn't actually try to do it. You better hope he's making a statement and then he's not thinking of trying it.
elemyandmike 0
why would you let your 14 year old play a game that's rated M for mature which means 17+. it's rated for strong language, strong sexual content, use of drugs and alcohol. Talk about BAD parenting.
jupiter80 0
so, I played it when I was 9 so don't act so surprised