Today, I actually heard my 14 year-old son muse to himself, "If I can drive drunk in Grand Theft Auto, how hard could it be in real life?" FML
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Today, I let my 19-year-old son drive my Lexus to his date. At 11:00 p.m., I watched him pull into the driveway with a broken taillight, marks and scratches all over the car, the front bumper missing, and him being nearly passed out because he's so drunk. FML
Today, I came home to find my 14-year-old son attempting to get drunk off aftershave. FML
Today, my 15-year-old son was waiting in the car for me after driving around to build up hours for his permit. He then decided it was a good idea to quickly drive over to catch a Pokemon nearby. He didn't count on getting pulled over for texting and driving while underage without an adult though. FML
Today, I let my son take my car out for a spin, since he just got his licence. He didn't make it out of our street before totaling it. FML
Today, I caught my 14-year-old daughter stealing alcohol from me. After berating her for half-an-hour I finally said, "At least you're not doing drugs." She gave me a guilty smile and sheepishly said, "At least I'm not a prostitute?" FML
Today, thanks to Grand Theft Auto, I found myself seriously thinking about holding up an armored bank truck when I saw it in traffic. FML
Today, I picked up my idiot 20 year-old son from a party. He was shit-faced drunk and managed to drop his vape out the window as I was driving. He tried to open the door of the moving car to get out and look for it, and I had to grab him and pull him back in. Legally, this moron is an adult. FML
Today, I had to bail my son out of jail, because he's a wimp and wouldn't last a night in there. His crime: pissing through the open windows of passing cars after losing a bet with his friends. I feel like if he gave me grandkids, they'd be born with half a brain. FML
Today, my 14-year-old daughter told me she's pregnant and plans on dropping out of school to live a life on the road with her boyfriend. FML
Today, I found out that my 16-year-old son bought a huge amount of grape juice, because he thought he could store it under his bed and wait for it to turn to wine. FML
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docscientist 10
The influence of things on stupid people.
Cmliedtke 0
just about every teenager I know has been playing M games since they were like 10... I guarantee you 85% of all Call of Duty players are below 18..-_-
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Comments (274)
whitesox365 0
he could probably do it if he has all the right cheats put on in life. invincibility, wanted level down,
amadais 1
Dont knock it til you try it.
ImInABox 6
Headline: 14 Year Old Steals Car: Claims Grand Theft Auto Gave Ability To Drive Drunk
TeDDY0522 0
my friend says it's not that hard...u just can't be super drunk..I know I won't be able to
Primo_Loco 0
give him soda, pop rocks (rock pops w/e) and strap em down in a fast little go cart where the brakes don't work.... we'll see if he can get past that first
Shadow_Phantom 26
*facepalm*
cradle6 13
This is very ironic because the game is actually trying to discourage drunk driving. Niko says that he "doesn't feel up to driving and should get a cab."
lalalalalalalala_fml 0
Lol!
eddeeezzyy 19
"Hey cousin, why don't we say we go out, and get drunk together!"
courtsx 0
Bless him. I'm sure he isn't stupid enough to try it... Wait, he's not even old enough to drink OR drive. He will grow up before then, don't worry.
baller1331 0
oh yeah cause people never drink or drive before they are legally allowed to.
flickyourbic1223 7
Before they are "legally allowed to?" It happens all the time, true, but no one is ever "legally allowed to" drink and drive..
kici 10
ydi for letting him play that crap
Volcomsmy_Lyfe 0
he's gonna think that getting away from cops is easy and killing someone doesn't do anything
SchiTzenGiglez 0
isn't that normal?