Today, I actually heard my 14 year-old son muse to himself, "If I can drive drunk in Grand Theft Auto, how hard could it be in real life?" FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I let my 19-year-old son drive my Lexus to his date. At 11:00 p.m., I watched him pull into the driveway with a broken taillight, marks and scratches all over the car, the front bumper missing, and him being nearly passed out because he's so drunk. FML
Today, I came home to find my 14-year-old son attempting to get drunk off aftershave. FML
Today, my 15-year-old son was waiting in the car for me after driving around to build up hours for his permit. He then decided it was a good idea to quickly drive over to catch a Pokemon nearby. He didn't count on getting pulled over for texting and driving while underage without an adult though. FML
Today, I let my son take my car out for a spin, since he just got his licence. He didn't make it out of our street before totaling it. FML
Today, I caught my 14-year-old daughter stealing alcohol from me. After berating her for half-an-hour I finally said, "At least you're not doing drugs." She gave me a guilty smile and sheepishly said, "At least I'm not a prostitute?" FML
Today, thanks to Grand Theft Auto, I found myself seriously thinking about holding up an armored bank truck when I saw it in traffic. FML
Today, I picked up my idiot 20 year-old son from a party. He was shit-faced drunk and managed to drop his vape out the window as I was driving. He tried to open the door of the moving car to get out and look for it, and I had to grab him and pull him back in. Legally, this moron is an adult. FML
Today, I had to bail my son out of jail, because he's a wimp and wouldn't last a night in there. His crime: pissing through the open windows of passing cars after losing a bet with his friends. I feel like if he gave me grandkids, they'd be born with half a brain. FML
Today, my 14-year-old daughter told me she's pregnant and plans on dropping out of school to live a life on the road with her boyfriend. FML
Today, I found out that my 16-year-old son bought a huge amount of grape juice, because he thought he could store it under his bed and wait for it to turn to wine. FML
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docscientist 10
The influence of things on stupid people.
Cmliedtke 0
just about every teenager I know has been playing M games since they were like 10... I guarantee you 85% of all Call of Duty players are below 18..-_-
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ChrisGWpg 9
what a dumb ass. im 15 and play an assload of games but i know that ***** different irl. you need to let him out of the house more and let him experience the REAL world.
Yung23 0
commenting but only because your beautiful hahaha
MovingOn09 0
why did you buy your 14 year old that game? it has ratings got a reason. don't blame the games for the way kids are because the parents are buying them.
BugsBunny1 4
Call of Duty is way different than GTA (in my opinion). COD is basically just violence and language... Lots of kids experience that on a regular basis. Yet in GTA you can kill innocent people, run from the law, and get cheap prostitutes just for the hell of it. So that's just my guess why most parents will buy COD and not GTA.
KiddNYC1O 22
85% and "vast majority" seem equal to me, just saying.
tydoherty8 0
Ive driven drunk on grand theft auto and in real life all the time trust me it's much harder to drive drunk in grand theft auto. And they arn't bad parents a highschooler is old enough to play it, they are exposed to stuff much worse everyday at school anywhere you live.
sumkidnamedari 0
lol that's funny
bullbucklebunny 0
u're raising an idiot
GIBBYROCKS99 0
u let him but the dumbass game
j_cat187 20
u spelt buy wrong
nancyfantastic 3
you spelled spelled wrong....
Cmliedtke 0
Spelt is another way to say spelled, both are right.
jupiter80 0
146- stupid grammar nazi or spelling nazi if that makes more sense
lemoncows 2
you guys probably didn't know that 73% of all statistics are made up P: