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By nomorexbox - 26/04/2011 19:20 - United States

Today, I actually heard my 14 year old son muse to himself, "If I can drive drunk in Grand Theft Auto, how hard could it be in real life?" FML

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By Anonymous - 02/06/2019 22:00

Today, I let my 19-year-old son drive my Lexus to his date. At 11:00 p.m., I watched him pull into the driveway with a broken taillight, marks and scratches all over the car, the front bumper missing, and him being nearly passed out because he's so drunk. FML

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By don'tdrinkthat - 03/11/2013 22:27 - United States - Quincy

Today, I came home to find my 14-year-old son attempting to get drunk off aftershave. FML

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By ButItWasRareDad! - 03/08/2016 22:21 - United States - Chicago

Today, my 15-year-old son was waiting in the car for me after driving around to build up hours for his permit. He then decided it was a good idea to quickly drive over to catch a Pokemon nearby. He didn't count on getting pulled over for texting and driving while underage without an adult though. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/08/2013 14:22 - Canada - Langley

Today, I let my son take my car out for a spin, since he just got his licence. He didn't make it out of our street before totaling it. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/09/2013 22:52 - United States

Today, thanks to Grand Theft Auto, I found myself seriously thinking about holding up an armored bank truck when I saw it in traffic. FML

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Well done

By Anonymous - 17/10/2015 11:41 - United States - Mechanicsville

Today, I had to bail my son out of jail, because he's a wimp and wouldn't last a night in there. His crime: pissing through the open windows of passing cars after losing a bet with his friends. I feel like if he gave me grandkids, they'd be born with half a brain. FML

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Teenagers these days

By prostitott - 04/05/2013 07:22

Today, I caught my 14-year-old daughter stealing alcohol from me. After berating her for half-an-hour I finally said, "At least you're not doing drugs." She gave me a guilty smile and sheepishly said, "At least I'm not a prostitute?" FML

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By StockedWithJuice - 06/07/2013 15:14 - United States - Austin

Today, I found out that my 16-year-old son bought a huge amount of grape juice, because he thought he could store it under his bed and wait for it to turn to wine. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/05/2015 00:50 - United States

Today, my 14-year-old daughter told me she's pregnant and plans on dropping out of school to live a life on the road with her boyfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/11/2012 18:28 - Argentina - Villa Sarmiento

Today, I was giving my son a driving lesson. He blatantly ran a red light, so I told him to pull over to let me drive us home. As I walked over to the driver-side door, he instead locked me out and drove off by himself. FML

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docscientist 9

Wednesday 27 April 2011 0:15

The influence of things on stupid people.

Cmliedtke 0

Wednesday 27 April 2011 1:03

just about every teenager I know has been playing M games since they were like 10... I guarantee you 85% of all Call of Duty players are below 18..-_-

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ChrisGWpg 9

Wednesday 27 April 2011 1:33

what a dumb ass. im 15 and play an assload of games but i know that ***** different irl. you need to let him out of the house more and let him experience the REAL world.

Yung23 0

Wednesday 27 April 2011 1:35

commenting but only because your beautiful hahaha

MovingOn09 0

Wednesday 27 April 2011 1:39

why did you buy your 14 year old that game? it has ratings got a reason. don't blame the games for the way kids are because the parents are buying them.

BugsBunny1 4

Wednesday 27 April 2011 1:42

Call of Duty is way different than GTA (in my opinion). COD is basically just violence and language... Lots of kids experience that on a regular basis. Yet in GTA you can kill innocent people, run from the law, and get cheap prostitutes just for the hell of it. So that's just my guess why most parents will buy COD and not GTA.

KiddNYC1O 20

Wednesday 27 April 2011 1:42

85% and "vast majority" seem equal to me, just saying.

tydoherty8 0

Wednesday 27 April 2011 1:43

Ive driven drunk on grand theft auto and in real life all the time trust me it's much harder to drive drunk in grand theft auto. And they arn't bad parents a highschooler is old enough to play it, they are exposed to stuff much worse everyday at school anywhere you live.

sumkidnamedari 0

Wednesday 27 April 2011 1:46

lol that's funny

bullbucklebunny 0

Wednesday 27 April 2011 1:50

u're raising an idiot

GIBBYROCKS99 0

Wednesday 27 April 2011 1:51

u let him but the dumbass game

j_cat187 19

Wednesday 27 April 2011 2:49

u spelt buy wrong

nancyfantastic 3

Wednesday 27 April 2011 3:02

you spelled spelled wrong....

Cmliedtke 0

Wednesday 27 April 2011 3:33

Spelt is another way to say spelled, both are right.

jupiter80 0

Wednesday 27 April 2011 4:10

146- stupid grammar nazi or spelling nazi if that makes more sense

lemoncows 2

Wednesday 27 April 2011 1:53

you guys probably didn't know that 73% of all statistics are made up P:

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Today, I told my ultra-Catholic mother that I was hanging out with a girl. While walking out of the flat, I didn't realize that I'd dropped one of my condoms out of my pocket. My mother saw it and ripped it apart, then yelled at me that, "Sex is for having children! You're giving yourselves to Satan!" I'm 20. FML

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Today, I woke up and looked over to see the "beautiful girl" I slept with last night. Turns out it was the obsessive girl from my class with a man-face I had avoided all semester. In conclusion, beer goggles are very real and very powerful. FML

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Today, my boss told me I'm not working hard enough because I take French classes two mornings a week and therefore I won't be getting a promotion. If I want the promotion I have to stop taking my French classes. These are the same French classes I was told I originally needed for the promotion. FML

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