Today, I accidentally let a huge one rip while tending to an older patient at the nursing home where I work. The patient passed away shortly thereafter. Coincidence? FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Nightmare fuel
Today, at my job as a hotel housekeeper, I accidentally entered the room of someone who hadn't left yet. To my horror, the man inside was having a massive heart attack. I just found out he passed away, despite immediate medical intervention. FML
Today, I was taking a dump at work at a nursing home. While reaching for the toilet paper, I accidently pushed the emergency button. The nursing supervisors broke into the washroom to help. FML
Death Rattle part 2: Electric Boogaloo
Today, at my job in a funeral home, I was transferring a body off a stretcher when it exhaled its last breath. Right into my face. FML
Well done!
Today, I was volunteering at a nursing home calling bingo numbers. One woman stood up and started making noises, so I assumed she had won and started clapping. She then fell on the floor and died of a heart attack. I essentially applauded her death. FML
Today, while working at my job at a nursing home, I slipped and fell. It wouldn't be so bad if it was just water. No, one of the residents had just had an "accident". FML
Late stage Lucy Letby
Today, I was cleaning one of my elderly patient's teeth. After finishing and reminding her to floss, I realised she had died. Supposedly she was dead for a good 20 minutes. FML
Today, I was taking a walk when I noticed an elderly man on the ground, unmoving. Being a registered nurse, I tried to give him CPR. As my lips touched his, he hacked a loogie and spat it into the back of my throat. I swallowed. FML
Today, I was working as a paramedic when my patient's colostomy bag exploded all over me. I was covered in fecal matter, with 5 hours left on my shift. FML
Today, I made a nursing home resident laugh so hard that he had a heart attack. FML
Today, while working at a nursing home, I was alone in the station and figured I could sneak one out. It wound up being very loud, and I could hear the faint snickering of a patient in the next room. Every time he saw me for the rest of the day he would burst out laughing. FML
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Welshite 40
Silent, but deadly.
Thorvald22 17
Good god man what did you eat?
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Comments (133)
beamdaddy48 10
Oh man.....
flamedragon2525 11
Coincidence? I think not....
vikky538 29
did someone tell you to give some air to patient..and you did gave a blow..sorry u have to bare the embarrassment...
BlackBirdsSong 10
I don't see how you would even think that or why this even got on fml
d4m4s74 12
If you die from a fart, maybe you don't deserve to live any longer.
Headcrab 29
Congrats. I can only congratulate you on this achievement.
martin8337 36
Weapon of mass destruction.
buckdharma 38
A match could have saved his life!
martin8337 36
Or opening a window.
MarioBustamante 5
You killed someone with a fart...
MadiJ 5
Yikess.