Today, I accidentally let a huge one rip while tending to an older patient at the nursing home where I work. The patient passed away shortly thereafter. Coincidence? FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Nightmare fuel
Today, at my job as a hotel housekeeper, I accidentally entered the room of someone who hadn't left yet. To my horror, the man inside was having a massive heart attack. I just found out he passed away, despite immediate medical intervention. FML
Today, I was taking a dump at work at a nursing home. While reaching for the toilet paper, I accidently pushed the emergency button. The nursing supervisors broke into the washroom to help. FML
Death Rattle part 2: Electric Boogaloo
Today, at my job in a funeral home, I was transferring a body off a stretcher when it exhaled its last breath. Right into my face. FML
Well done!
Today, I was volunteering at a nursing home calling bingo numbers. One woman stood up and started making noises, so I assumed she had won and started clapping. She then fell on the floor and died of a heart attack. I essentially applauded her death. FML
Today, while working at my job at a nursing home, I slipped and fell. It wouldn't be so bad if it was just water. No, one of the residents had just had an "accident". FML
Late stage Lucy Letby
Today, I was cleaning one of my elderly patient's teeth. After finishing and reminding her to floss, I realised she had died. Supposedly she was dead for a good 20 minutes. FML
Today, I was taking a walk when I noticed an elderly man on the ground, unmoving. Being a registered nurse, I tried to give him CPR. As my lips touched his, he hacked a loogie and spat it into the back of my throat. I swallowed. FML
Today, I was working as a paramedic when my patient's colostomy bag exploded all over me. I was covered in fecal matter, with 5 hours left on my shift. FML
Today, I made a nursing home resident laugh so hard that he had a heart attack. FML
Today, while working at a nursing home, I was alone in the station and figured I could sneak one out. It wound up being very loud, and I could hear the faint snickering of a patient in the next room. Every time he saw me for the rest of the day he would burst out laughing. FML
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Welshite 40
Silent, but deadly.
Thorvald22 17
Good god man what did you eat?
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Comments (133)
more4me 27
Weapon of gas destruction.
yourmofo 6
Nothing like ingesting someone else's toxic farticles.
juanschwartz 18
HAHAHAHA
MLardinos 14
I added this one to my favorites. Sorry OP but this is just to funny. Don't feel to bad about it. It was just their time.
th3hardrocker 12
So what you're saying is, don't *** with me, or I'll kill you with a silent one.
Benbradley 5
thats very inapropriate
sweetbliss3 37
So is your spelling.
Sirmrcrowley 12
Lol you people are f--ked up lol good stuff!!
Cece41 12
He really let one RIP, didn't he?
iVeee 6
Why does everyone assume OP(me) is a guy?
MeAnd 9
Your ass will be hunted.
therouni 23
This is my hands down favorite FML to date. lmao!!