Today, while working at my job at a nursing home, I slipped and fell. It wouldn't be so bad if it was just water. No, one of the residents had just had an "accident". FML
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ripresno
| 10
Soo, they accidentally spilled their prune juice, right?
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iLike2Teabag
| 27
I think you should know by now that misplaced bodily fluids is part ofthe job description..
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ripresno
| 10
Soo, they accidentally spilled their prune juice, right?
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DeidaraAkatsuki
| 17
I think that if they'd have been drinking prune juice, then OP would have slipped on something much worse...
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ripresno
| 10
Haha. I bet there was an old man snickering in the back saying under his breath," Next time give me apple juice, ya son of a bitch!"
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manofhorror
| 1
Hahahahahaha...... :D
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awkwardlysmiles
| 12
Please tell me you had on a life alert.
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kjcamaro3
| 5
Ask to borrow one of their walkers next time
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Wizardo
| 33
Golden shower or mud bath? Don't tell me you went all Pitch Perfect and made angels in the mess...
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Tupelo_Honey
| 30
That must have really pissed you off!
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iLike2Teabag
| 27
I think you should know by now that misplaced bodily fluids is part ofthe job description..
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mar_bearrr
| 8
Fact!
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gracehi
| 31
And because it's frowned upon to beat up the elderly, you'll just have to take out your revenge on the next generation with your own eventual incontinence. And the circle of life spins on...
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melbournearsenal
| 18
All part of the job !
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RVAriverRAT88
| 9
Urine is sterile, you're lucky it wasn't poop
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botanistjessica
| 24
It's only sterile until it leaves the body.
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Pesticides
| 19
...
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botanistjessica
| 24
Once it contacts the urethra (which has natural bacteria), urine is no longer sterile. So on the floor in the hospital, it is not sterile.
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Neyuu
| 18
Sterile, you say? Phew. I was worried about public pools until you said that.
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Ins0mau
| 20
Nursing homes very often have residents with urinary tract infections.
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olpally
| 32
That's nasty. To the shower you go!
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perdix
| 29
#11, you mean after the golden one?
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olpally
| 32
Yes perdix... Jesus. Lol
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perdix
| 29
Don't tell your dad or he'll show you no R-E-S-P-E-C-T, from that song by Urethra Franklin!
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perdix
| 29
#13, "Urea"lly are on the ball this morning ;)