Death Rattle part 2: Electric Boogaloo

By 0h_Boy - 04/03/2020 18:00

Today, at my job in a funeral home, I was transferring a body off a stretcher when it exhaled its last breath. Right into my face. FML
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Susan Yee 9

So secretly you’ve been possessed by that person’s ghost.

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JackWood 20

Could have been a different involuntary muscle movement. You should consider yourself lucky considering the job.

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Susan Yee 9

So secretly you’ve been possessed by that person’s ghost.

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RichardPencil 30

It? You don't know which gender you committed necrophilia with?

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Taylor Caldwell 10

It is a corpse. No longer a living being. Why would you need to gender a corpse?

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kfchicken 31

people don't like anyone breathing in their face nevermind a dead person. get over yourself.

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JackWood 20

Could have been a different involuntary muscle movement. You should consider yourself lucky considering the job.

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Miss_Red 18

i dont mean to get all dark but although I honestly do understand why you would have to have a certain level of mental detatchment, that person was a human being. You really shouldnt be in that line of sensitive work if you are referring your very recently passed client as an 'it', especially if he/she died right in front of you.

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0h_Boy 26

It's called HIPPA regulations. Revealing a person's name or gender in the medical field is illegal. Ergo, using "it" as a gender referral

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lateralligator 12

I was doing a transfer once and the deceased made that huhhhh air noise and the security guard TOOK OFF RUNNING. he left me there to find my way back up the service elevators

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