By dickhead - 10/04/2015 22:17 - United States

Today, I bought a garden gnome to spice up my lawn. Tonight, someone threw it right through my living room window. Not only will the repairs cost a ton, my neighbor keeps saying stupid shit to me, like "You must be shattered" and "Looks like you ain't got a window gnome... more." FML
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lexiieeex3 32

I'm sorry, but who buys a garden gnome to "spice up their lawn"

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Jason89 14
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i bet that was SMASHING

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Geckosrock99 33

Douchebag neighbors

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JazzHandsFML 28
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that neighbor is fucking fantastic

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HarshD9619 34
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That neighbor sounds like someone from FML

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incoherentrmblr 21

Time to start a gnome war...

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lexiieeex3 32

I'm sorry, but who buys a garden gnome to "spice up their lawn"

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Neverafter 14
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Maybe the same people who also buy those flamingos :D

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jazman195 20
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I almost bought a stripper gnome once. I definitely think that would have spiced things up.

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Girlshotdown1 21
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i like gnomes they are cute

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ZombieSazza 34
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People who like their garden and fancy buying a gnome? I mean, why not?

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magickitten 26
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It's the use of the words 'spice up' that doesn't sit right with me.....

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Kobi159949 19
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At least he has a sense of humour

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kayj905 15

A terrible one

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Jason89 14
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i bet that was SMASHING

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CBOokami 13
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If it was a fountain gnome it'd be SPLASHING!

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DetroitDov 35
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If it was a cat gnome it would be SCRATCHING.

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UserOfTheMind 24
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If it was a Katniss Everdeen gnome it would be CATCHING... fire.

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LittleBastard 20
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#27 If you were a pun gnome, you would just get smashed against a brick wall, because you're terrible.

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elcee1987 18
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Yeah, the puns were okay until #27.

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photographer49 22
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#27 I think you tried too hard

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ohSNAPyall 26
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If it were a bandicoot gnome it would be CRASHING!

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ohSNAPyall 26
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If it were a Ryan Gosling gnome it would be DASHING!

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ohSNAPyall 26
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If it were an eyeball gnome it would be LASHING!

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FlubbaBubba 12
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Without the garden gnome, OP will be SHORT on decorations!

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Dreamsorrow93 24

Maybe it was the gnome committing suicide because it to thought your yard sucked?

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_Peppermint_ 34
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Oh man, I haven't had an FML make me laugh so hard in a while. I'm sorry about your window, though!

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X_KassidyRose_X 12
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Lol, that sounds like something I would do.

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xx000o 27
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#8, Buy the gnome or through it though the window?

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X_KassidyRose_X 12
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Make all the puns

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Desi_D123 27
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Your neighbour is either the vandal or really good at coming up with witty puns in a short time, OP.

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missambitious 21
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I'm thinking it's the 1st one. They had easy access (OP wouldn't hear a car drive away) and just their reaction (like this incident is no big deal and it wasn't unexpected or out of the ordinary).

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Steffi3 40

Your neighbour is having way too much fun with this. You sure he didn't throw it?

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lolfood 24
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I'm thinking that your neighbor might have been the one who threw it.

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capnbzarr 43
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Definitely.

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ShowMeKay 20
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Haha that would be pretty crazy though. Smash your neighbour's window just so you can make a bunch of puns about it lol

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