FML : Today, I bought a garden gnome to spice up my lawn. Tonight, someone threw it right through my living room window. Not only will the repairs cost a ton,...

Today, I bought a garden gnome to spice up my lawn. Tonight, someone threw it right through my living room window. Not only will the repairs cost a ton, my neighbor keeps saying stupid shit to me, like "You must be shattered" and "Looks like you ain't got a window gnome... more." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By dickhead - / Friday 10 April 2015 22:17 / United States

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By lexiieeex3 | 32

#6259134 - Saturday 11 April 2015 9:14

I'm sorry, but who buys a garden gnome to "spice up their lawn"

By Jason89 | 14

#6259138 - Saturday 11 April 2015 9:15

i bet that was SMASHING

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By Geckosrock99 | 33

#6259133 - Saturday 11 April 2015 9:14

Douchebag neighbors

JazzHandsFML | 28

#6259221 - Saturday 11 April 2015 10:52

that neighbor is fucking fantastic

HarshD9619 | 34

#6259281 - Saturday 11 April 2015 13:40

That neighbor sounds like someone from FML

incoherentrmblr | 21

#6259417 - Saturday 11 April 2015 19:26

Time to start a gnome war...

By lexiieeex3 | 32

#6259134 - Saturday 11 April 2015 9:14

I'm sorry, but who buys a garden gnome to "spice up their lawn"

Neverafter | 14

#6259141 - Saturday 11 April 2015 9:16

Maybe the same people who also buy those flamingos :D

jazman195 | 20

#6259153 - Saturday 11 April 2015 9:19

I almost bought a stripper gnome once. I definitely think that would have spiced things up.

Girlshotdown1 | 20

#6259242 - Saturday 11 April 2015 11:45

i like gnomes they are cute

ZombieSazza | 34

#6259251 - Saturday 11 April 2015 12:17

People who like their garden and fancy buying a gnome? I mean, why not?

magickitten | 26

#6259679 - Sunday 12 April 2015 0:39

It's the use of the words 'spice up' that doesn't sit right with me.....

By Kobi159949 | 19

#6259135 - Saturday 11 April 2015 9:15

At least he has a sense of humour

kayj905 | 15

#6259555 - Saturday 11 April 2015 22:47

A terrible one

By Jason89 | 14

#6259138 - Saturday 11 April 2015 9:15

i bet that was SMASHING

CBOokami | 13

#6259165 - Saturday 11 April 2015 9:26

If it was a fountain gnome it'd be SPLASHING!

DetroitDov | 35

#6259176 - Saturday 11 April 2015 9:33

If it was a cat gnome it would be SCRATCHING.

UserOfTheMind | 24

#6259213 - Saturday 11 April 2015 10:30

If it was a Katniss Everdeen gnome it would be CATCHING... fire.

LittleBastard | 20

#6259296 - Saturday 11 April 2015 14:16

#27 If you were a pun gnome, you would just get smashed against a brick wall, because you're terrible.

elcee1987 | 18

#6259403 - Saturday 11 April 2015 18:36

Yeah, the puns were okay until #27.

photographer49 | 22

#6259586 - Saturday 11 April 2015 23:24

#27 I think you tried too hard

dragonrider1959 | 18

#6259763 - Sunday 12 April 2015 2:32

Crashing!

ohSNAPyall | 26

#6259784 - Sunday 12 April 2015 3:21

If it were a bandicoot gnome it would be CRASHING!

ohSNAPyall | 26

#6259787 - Sunday 12 April 2015 3:23

If it were a Ryan Gosling gnome it would be DASHING!

ohSNAPyall | 26

#6259789 - Sunday 12 April 2015 3:25

If it were an eyeball gnome it would be LASHING!

FlubbaBubba | 12

#6259888 - Sunday 12 April 2015 5:21

Without the garden gnome, OP will be SHORT on decorations!

By Dreamsorrow93 | 24

#6259139 - Saturday 11 April 2015 9:16

Maybe it was the gnome committing suicide because it to thought your yard sucked?

By _Peppermint_ | 34

#6259140 - Saturday 11 April 2015 9:16

Oh man, I haven't had an FML make me laugh so hard in a while. I'm sorry about your window, though!

By X_KassidyRose_X | 12

#6259142 - Saturday 11 April 2015 9:16

Lol, that sounds like something I would do.

xx000o | 27

#6259271 - Saturday 11 April 2015 13:09

#8, Buy the gnome or through it though the window?

X_KassidyRose_X | 12

#6259312 - Saturday 11 April 2015 14:37

Make all the puns

By Desi_D123 | 27

#6259143 - Saturday 11 April 2015 9:16

Your neighbour is either the vandal or really good at coming up with witty puns in a short time, OP.

missambitious | 21

#6259195 - Saturday 11 April 2015 9:50

I'm thinking it's the 1st one. They had easy access (OP wouldn't hear a car drive away) and just their reaction (like this incident is no big deal and it wasn't unexpected or out of the ordinary).