Today, I bought a garden gnome to spice up my lawn. Tonight, someone threw it right through my living room window. Not only will the repairs cost a ton, my neighbor keeps saying stupid shit to me, like "You must be shattered" and "Looks like you ain't got a window gnome... more." FML
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lexiieeex3
| 32
I'm sorry, but who buys a garden gnome to "spice up their lawn"
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Jason89
| 14
i bet that was SMASHING
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Geckosrock99
| 33
Douchebag neighbors
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JazzHandsFML
| 28
that neighbor is fucking fantastic
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HarshD9619
| 34
That neighbor sounds like someone from FML
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incoherentrmblr
| 21
Time to start a gnome war...
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lexiieeex3
| 32
I'm sorry, but who buys a garden gnome to "spice up their lawn"
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Neverafter
| 14
Maybe the same people who also buy those flamingos :D
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jazman195
| 20
I almost bought a stripper gnome once. I definitely think that would have spiced things up.
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Girlshotdown1
| 20
i like gnomes they are cute
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ZombieSazza
| 34
People who like their garden and fancy buying a gnome? I mean, why not?
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magickitten
| 26
It's the use of the words 'spice up' that doesn't sit right with me.....
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Kobi159949
| 19
At least he has a sense of humour
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kayj905
| 15
A terrible one
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Jason89
| 14
i bet that was SMASHING
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CBOokami
| 13
If it was a fountain gnome it'd be SPLASHING!
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DetroitDov
| 35
If it was a cat gnome it would be SCRATCHING.
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UserOfTheMind
| 24
If it was a Katniss Everdeen gnome it would be CATCHING... fire.
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LittleBastard
| 20
#27 If you were a pun gnome, you would just get smashed against a brick wall, because you're terrible.
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elcee1987
| 18
Yeah, the puns were okay until #27.
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photographer49
| 22
#27 I think you tried too hard
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dragonrider1959
| 18
Crashing!
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ohSNAPyall
| 26
If it were a bandicoot gnome it would be CRASHING!
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ohSNAPyall
| 26
If it were a Ryan Gosling gnome it would be DASHING!
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ohSNAPyall
| 26
If it were an eyeball gnome it would be LASHING!
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FlubbaBubba
| 12
Without the garden gnome, OP will be SHORT on decorations!
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Dreamsorrow93
| 24
Maybe it was the gnome committing suicide because it to thought your yard sucked?
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_Peppermint_
| 34
Oh man, I haven't had an FML make me laugh so hard in a while. I'm sorry about your window, though!
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X_KassidyRose_X
| 12
Lol, that sounds like something I would do.
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xx000o
| 27
#8, Buy the gnome or through it though the window?
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X_KassidyRose_X
| 12
Make all the puns
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Desi_D123
| 27
Your neighbour is either the vandal or really good at coming up with witty puns in a short time, OP.
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missambitious
| 21
I'm thinking it's the 1st one. They had easy access (OP wouldn't hear a car drive away) and just their reaction (like this incident is no big deal and it wasn't unexpected or out of the ordinary).
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Steffi3
| 40
Your neighbour is having way too much fun with this. You sure he didn't throw it?
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lolfood
| 24
I'm thinking that your neighbor might have been the one who threw it.
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capnbzarr
| 43
Definitely.
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ShowMeKay
| 20
Haha that would be pretty crazy though. Smash your neighbour's window just so you can make a bunch of puns about it lol