By dickhead - 10/04/2015 22:17 - United States
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that neighbor is fucking fantastic
That neighbor sounds like someone from FML
Maybe the same people who also buy those flamingos :D
I almost bought a stripper gnome once. I definitely think that would have spiced things up.
i like gnomes they are cute
People who like their garden and fancy buying a gnome? I mean, why not?
It's the use of the words 'spice up' that doesn't sit right with me.....
At least he has a sense of humour
i bet that was SMASHING
If it was a fountain gnome it'd be SPLASHING!
If it was a cat gnome it would be SCRATCHING.
If it was a Katniss Everdeen gnome it would be CATCHING... fire.
#27 If you were a pun gnome, you would just get smashed against a brick wall, because you're terrible.
Yeah, the puns were okay until #27.
#27 I think you tried too hard
Crashing!
If it were a bandicoot gnome it would be CRASHING!
If it were a Ryan Gosling gnome it would be DASHING!
If it were an eyeball gnome it would be LASHING!
Without the garden gnome, OP will be SHORT on decorations!
Oh man, I haven't had an FML make me laugh so hard in a while. I'm sorry about your window, though!
Lol, that sounds like something I would do.
#8, Buy the gnome or through it though the window?
Make all the puns
Your neighbour is either the vandal or really good at coming up with witty puns in a short time, OP.
I'm thinking it's the 1st one. They had easy access (OP wouldn't hear a car drive away) and just their reaction (like this incident is no big deal and it wasn't unexpected or out of the ordinary).
I'm thinking that your neighbor might have been the one who threw it.
Definitely.
Haha that would be pretty crazy though. Smash your neighbour's window just so you can make a bunch of puns about it lol
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I'm sorry, but who buys a garden gnome to "spice up their lawn"
i bet that was SMASHING