By rejected4ever - 14/02/2012 18:29 - United States

Today, for Valentine's Day, my boyfriend gave me the half-eaten chocolate bar that I left in his fridge two weeks ago. FML
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thebeautybleeds 17

At least he remembered it was Valentine's day?

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DocBastard 38

You would perhaps prefer that he either ate the whole thing or left it out in the sun so it would melt? Show some gratitude. All I got today was a cigarette butt and a purple nurple.

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DakAttack95 0

I wasn't aware Valentine's Day was a male-only day to show love. It is a stupid holiday though.

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hammie27 3

Oh boo hoo! Quit your crying...so your bf didn't get you something on a completely commercialized holiday that means nothing. YDI for getting sucked into the commercial bs and expecting a gift just because retail companies push the same old cliche shit at us every February.

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THE_A_TEEN 27

So does this mean I can give my crush a meaningless lump of shit instead of a rose? Thanks for making that clear for me. :D

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Slimshots 8

I don't know, does your shit smell like roses?

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Bently24 6

That sucks, but what did you get him?

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mrmatt121 3

if it makes you feel any better i'v been with the same person for two years and I didn't even get a card

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hernando240411 0

I feel you girl :(

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419 0

I saw one guy get what looked like an expensive brand of cologne... And apparently he and his partner have only been going out for like two weeks...

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loveispain19 4

well that is kind of pathetic but really to look at the bright side, it's the thought that counts. Some men are just that clueless.

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tessie16 4

That's when you dump his ass.

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