Today, I tried convincing my Valentine-hating boyfriend to send me a card, by explaining how important it is to me. He finally agreed and sent me a card. I opened it up, and it wished me 'harmony and well-being on Lupercalia'. What is Lupercalia? It's an ancient Roman festival where men run down the street naked, whipping people with goat skins to encourage fertility. FML
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gingersnapper
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...Okay.
Who else just came?
Who else just came?
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afolsom
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second
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Sirin_fml
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*whips Gingersnapper* >_>
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gingersnapper
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YES! DON'T STOP!
Now get the egg-beater...
Now get the egg-beater...
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Averizzle
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<_<
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fmivida1
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o_O
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Sirin_fml
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*whips Gingersnapper*
*whips Averizzle*
*whips fmivida1*
Now go, and be fertile, my children.
*whips Averizzle*
*whips fmivida1*
Now go, and be fertile, my children.
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HeresReality
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ydi for ebing so shallow about a $6 little card from target when you know he hates valentines day anyway
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purplemnm
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*walks up to sirin, bends over, and waits* >.>
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bevobaby
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LMFAO @ Gingersnapper.
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Sirin_fml
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*pulls her mod-hammer out of Purplemnm's ass*
Okay, I guess I need to go get shitfaced and moderate people now >_>
Okay, I guess I need to go get shitfaced and moderate people now >_>
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Tripout
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lol awesome
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Tuptup_fml
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Pulls out camcorder in anticipation of making a blockbusting pornography movie*
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purplemnm
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aww no kinky time for meee ;(
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killmer
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#1 ftw ahahahaha :D
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Ajjas013
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And this is why Sirin is single.
Don't beat me?
Don't beat me?
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Subrosawolf
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beat me Sirin! ^^
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GeoThermalSleuth
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That's is the most awesome Valentines day card ever. I would save that letter.
And good for you OP. This isn't an FML at all.
And good for you OP. This isn't an FML at all.
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jlamb523
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hahaha
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MadaZer0
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Okay let me start of with... LMFAO!!!
purplemnm got cock blocked by Saten... I mean Sirin...
Ajjas finally made a joke I'm proud of him~
And I def did came...
purplemnm got cock blocked by Saten... I mean Sirin...
Ajjas finally made a joke I'm proud of him~
And I def did came...
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ilikepie789
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i want to buy ur movie tup tup
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guitarheropimp2
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nice
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OmgGuessWhatChic
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who else just had weird mucus just splurge out thier ass
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toxic10uhc
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ewwww.... but anyway that is an epic win OP.
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greeneyedgoalie7
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#93 your an idiot just don't talk. ever. bahaha
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MadaZer0
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"bahaha" How the fuck is that funny? What you think idiocy is a joke?! That just makes you more of an idiot than me. Think before you comment jackass.
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nnnnnnzzz
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Your Life Is Average.
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FatMooseEars
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hey baby.
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purplemnm
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@ 93 I also found that sirin stores her mod-hammer in my anal cavity
I feel special -hugs self- ^_^
I feel special -hugs self- ^_^
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Austino713
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how is that an fml thats an awesome boyfried!!!
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MadaZer0
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As you should purple... As you should :)
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OAudeamusO
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You deserve it for pushing him to do something he didn't want too, besides that's absolutely hilarious! XD
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whataloadofbull
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Y'all must be hella desperate to get virtual orgasms on a French news feed website.
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dudeitsdanny
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... Is it wrong that I have a boner after reading this thread of comments?
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madie_hearts09
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hey stop making weird comment some kids are on fml to!!
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BangOut
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FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP....
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whataloadofbull
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Yeah. It is, Danny.
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Shystai
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Your BF is awesome! Hurr
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gleetard
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no cuz ur rotten!
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purplemnm
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why does my comment keep dissappearing and reappearing?
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drawmesunshine
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Haha, that's fucking awesome!!
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2gether4ever
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you should have been turned on by that. (;
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rottentomatoes
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owned
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rushgirl
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I think I'm in love
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IzabellaBlack
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Because you're so fucking awesome.
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rejectreality101
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hmmmmmmm.... interesting.
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ImRawrtastic
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wow..
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kaileebug
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kinky!
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Toxxic_Blackout
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This is a YDI for bitching over not getting a flimsy, worthless card that will probably end up in the trash after he cheats on your with your sister's ex-girlfriend.
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Theo_fml
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Sister's ex-girlfriend? Why not just sister? I don't understand what assuming her sister is a lesbian, or that she even has a sister, adds to your comment.
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sharpl916
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I don't get why people treat valentine day like 'important for every person in the world and I would be extremely hurt if you don't give me expensive presents while I give you cheap home made chocolate.'
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TheIrishJaneDoe
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I don't get why so many guys are anti-Valentine's Day. It's ONE DAY a year. Most girls I know aren't looking for diamonds or ridiculously over-priced roses. They just want their significant other to make a gesture that says, "Hey, I know there are a lot of other girls out there, but I want to spend the one day of the year dedicated to love with YOU." You have an ENTIRE YEAR to plan something. I will agree, though, that girls should do something equally nice for their guys.
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Averizzle
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Well did you run down the street nekked?
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bridgette5866
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That's the real question here. Your boyfriend is pretty damn funny.
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bobnorris
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Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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eeeeeeee
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That's why you shouldn't force your boyfriend to do nice things for you. It won't happen (and with good reason).
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ShadowzI
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or just don't force valentine onto people? lmao that's a good one. I'll remeber it next time people ask me to celerbrate valentine.
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imcole
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first "your life sucks"
:)
I waana be apart of that:P
:)
I waana be apart of that:P
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fmivida1
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well nothing says happy valentines day like being whipped it the face with.......... skin? oh my.
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qwertyt
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Fuck you
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malcomx_fml
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your boyfriend is a genius
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TheDaveCA
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He is! and Hallmark thanks you too...
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crazycornn
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sounds like a pretty fun holiday to me.
Who else just came?