By CrappyValentine - Netherlands
Today, I tried convincing my Valentine-hating boyfriend to send me a card, by explaining how important it is to me. He finally agreed and sent me a card. I opened it up, and it wished me 'harmony and well-being on Lupercalia'. What is Lupercalia? It's an ancient Roman festival where men run down the street naked, whipping people with goat skins to encourage fertility. FML
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  Ajjas013  |  6

And this is why Sirin is single.

Don't beat me?

  MadaZer0  |  8

Okay let me start of with... LMFAO!!!
purplemnm got cock blocked by Saten... I mean Sirin...
Ajjas finally made a joke I'm proud of him~
And I def did came...

  MadaZer0  |  8

"bahaha" How the fuck is that funny? What you think idiocy is a joke?! That just makes you more of an idiot than me. Think before you comment jackass.

  Theo_fml  |  0

Sister's ex-girlfriend? Why not just sister? I don't understand what assuming her sister is a lesbian, or that she even has a sister, adds to your comment.

  sharpl916  |  0

I don't get why people treat valentine day like 'important for every person in the world and I would be extremely hurt if you don't give me expensive presents while I give you cheap home made chocolate.'


I don't get why so many guys are anti-Valentine's Day. It's ONE DAY a year. Most girls I know aren't looking for diamonds or ridiculously over-priced roses. They just want their significant other to make a gesture that says, "Hey, I know there are a lot of other girls out there, but I want to spend the one day of the year dedicated to love with YOU." You have an ENTIRE YEAR to plan something. I will agree, though, that girls should do something equally nice for their guys.