FML : Today, I tried convincing my Valentine-hating boyfriend to send me a card, by explaining how important it is to me. He finally agreed and sent me a card....

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Today, I tried convincing my Valentine-hating boyfriend to send me a card, by explaining how important it is to me. He finally agreed and sent me a card. I opened it up, and it wished me 'harmony and well-being on Lupercalia'. What is Lupercalia? It's an ancient Roman festival where men run down the street naked, whipping people with goat skins to encourage fertility. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By CrappyValentine - / Tuesday 14 February 2012 18:56 / Netherlands

Valentine's slay

Caring

Love

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By gingersnapper | 0

#856181 - Monday 15 February 2010 01:18

...Okay. Who else just came?

By eeeeeeee | 5

#856197 - Monday 15 February 2010 01:20

That's why you shouldn't force your boyfriend to do nice things for you. It won't happen (and with good reason).

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By gingersnapper | 0

#856181 - Monday 15 February 2010 01:18

...Okay. Who else just came?

afolsom | 0

#856188 - Monday 15 February 2010 01:19

second

Sirin_fml | 46

#856191 - Monday 15 February 2010 01:19

*whips Gingersnapper* >_>

gingersnapper | 0

#856202 - Monday 15 February 2010 01:21

YES! DON'T STOP! Now get the egg-beater...

Averizzle | 0

#856203 - Monday 15 February 2010 01:21

<_<

fmivida1 | 0

#856233 - Monday 15 February 2010 01:25

o_O

Sirin_fml | 46

#856251 - Monday 15 February 2010 01:27

*whips Gingersnapper* *whips Averizzle* *whips fmivida1* Now go, and be fertile, my children.

HeresReality | 0

#856258 - Monday 15 February 2010 01:29

ydi for ebing so shallow about a $6 little card from target when you know he hates valentines day anyway

purplemnm | 9

#856267 - Monday 15 February 2010 01:30

*walks up to sirin, bends over, and waits* >.>

bevobaby | 0

#856292 - Monday 15 February 2010 01:34

LMFAO @ Gingersnapper.

Sirin_fml | 46

#856308 - Monday 15 February 2010 01:37

*pulls her mod-hammer out of Purplemnm's ass* Okay, I guess I need to go get shitfaced and moderate people now >_>

Tripout | 0

#856330 - Monday 15 February 2010 01:44

lol awesome

Tuptup_fml | 0

#856333 - Monday 15 February 2010 01:45

Pulls out camcorder in anticipation of making a blockbusting pornography movie*

purplemnm | 9

#856339 - Monday 15 February 2010 01:46

aww no kinky time for meee ;(

killmer | 0

#856356 - Monday 15 February 2010 01:52

#1 ftw ahahahaha :D

Ajjas013 | 6

#856432 - Monday 15 February 2010 02:14

And this is why Sirin is single. Don't beat me?

Subrosawolf | 0

#856451 - Monday 15 February 2010 02:18

beat me Sirin! ^^

GeoThermalSleuth | 0

#856488 - Monday 15 February 2010 02:27

That's is the most awesome Valentines day card ever. I would save that letter. And good for you OP. This isn't an FML at all.

jlamb523 | 0

#856576 - Monday 15 February 2010 02:58

hahaha

MadaZer0 | 8

#856579 - Monday 15 February 2010 02:59

Okay let me start of with... LMFAO!!! purplemnm got cock blocked by Saten... I mean Sirin... Ajjas finally made a joke I'm proud of him~ And I def did came...

ilikepie789 | 0

#856663 - Monday 15 February 2010 03:42

i want to buy ur movie tup tup

guitarheropimp2 | 0

#856722 - Monday 15 February 2010 04:07

nice

OmgGuessWhatChic | 0

#856803 - Monday 15 February 2010 04:28

who else just had weird mucus just splurge out thier ass

toxic10uhc | 0

#856809 - Monday 15 February 2010 04:30

ewwww.... but anyway that is an epic win OP.

greeneyedgoalie7 | 0

#856810 - Monday 15 February 2010 04:30

#93 your an idiot just don't talk. ever. bahaha

MadaZer0 | 8

#856855 - Monday 15 February 2010 04:41

"bahaha" How the fuck is that funny? What you think idiocy is a joke?! That just makes you more of an idiot than me. Think before you comment jackass.

nnnnnnzzz | 0

#857033 - Monday 15 February 2010 05:46

Your Life Is Average.

FatMooseEars | 0

#857051 - Monday 15 February 2010 05:52

hey baby.

purplemnm | 9

#857116 - Monday 15 February 2010 06:10

@ 93 I also found that sirin stores her mod-hammer in my anal cavity I feel special -hugs self- ^_^

Austino713 | 0

#857314 - Monday 15 February 2010 07:53

how is that an fml thats an awesome boyfried!!!

MadaZer0 | 8

#857326 - Monday 15 February 2010 08:01

As you should purple... As you should :)

OAudeamusO | 0

#857336 - Monday 15 February 2010 08:06

You deserve it for pushing him to do something he didn't want too, besides that's absolutely hilarious! XD

whataloadofbull | 0

#857423 - Monday 15 February 2010 09:29

Y'all must be hella desperate to get virtual orgasms on a French news feed website.

dudeitsdanny | 9

#857427 - Monday 15 February 2010 09:32

... Is it wrong that I have a boner after reading this thread of comments?

madie_hearts09 | 0

#857749 - Monday 15 February 2010 11:15

hey stop making weird comment some kids are on fml to!!

BangOut | 2

#857764 - Monday 15 February 2010 11:26

FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP....

whataloadofbull | 0

#857958 - Monday 15 February 2010 01:41

Yeah. It is, Danny.

Shystai | 0

#858078 - Monday 15 February 2010 02:38

Your BF is awesome! Hurr

gleetard | 0

#858147 - Monday 15 February 2010 03:06

no cuz ur rotten!

purplemnm | 9

#859446 - Monday 15 February 2010 10:20

why does my comment keep dissappearing and reappearing?

drawmesunshine | 17

#864458 - Wednesday 17 February 2010 05:20

Haha, that's fucking awesome!!

2gether4ever | 0

#990722 - Tuesday 11 May 2010 04:56

you should have been turned on by that. (;

rottentomatoes | 7

#1213704 - Monday 9 August 2010 08:31

owned

rushgirl | 6

#3642708 - Saturday 26 November 2011 04:07

I think I'm in love

IzabellaBlack | 0

#4642337 - Monday 2 July 2012 07:46

Because you're so fucking awesome.

By rejectreality101 | 0

#856190 - Monday 15 February 2010 01:19

hmmmmmmm.... interesting.

ImRawrtastic | 0

#856516 - Monday 15 February 2010 02:37

wow..

kaileebug | 0

#856525 - Monday 15 February 2010 02:40

kinky!

Toxxic_Blackout | 0

#856940 - Monday 15 February 2010 05:17

This is a YDI for bitching over not getting a flimsy, worthless card that will probably end up in the trash after he cheats on your with your sister's ex-girlfriend.

Theo_fml | 0

#857038 - Monday 15 February 2010 05:48

Sister's ex-girlfriend? Why not just sister? I don't understand what assuming her sister is a lesbian, or that she even has a sister, adds to your comment.

sharpl916 | 0

#857046 - Monday 15 February 2010 05:51

I don't get why people treat valentine day like 'important for every person in the world and I would be extremely hurt if you don't give me expensive presents while I give you cheap home made chocolate.'

TheIrishJaneDoe | 8

#857964 - Monday 15 February 2010 01:43

I don't get why so many guys are anti-Valentine's Day. It's ONE DAY a year. Most girls I know aren't looking for diamonds or ridiculously over-priced roses. They just want their significant other to make a gesture that says, "Hey, I know there are a lot of other girls out there, but I want to spend the one day of the year dedicated to love with YOU." You have an ENTIRE YEAR to plan something. I will agree, though, that girls should do something equally nice for their guys.