Today, I had been working at the checkout for over five hours. Slightly tired while serving a customer, my eye accidentally twitched and I gave him a wink. He smiled and winked back. When I finished work two hours later he was outside, waiting for me, and followed me to my car, still smiling. FML
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College Life
Packed lecture halls, a sketchy roommate and frat parties: welcome to college, the real thing.
Today, at work, I handed an old man his drink, and our fingers accidentally brushed. He gave me a creepy wink and a smile, but I ignored it. He's now been sitting in the store for two hours watching me. Only four hours to go until I get off. FML
Today, I found out a guy I work with has an eye twitch. I thought he was just a winker. I have been winking back all week. He either thinks I'm an asshole or am trying to seduce him. FML
Today, I was walking around Walmart when this cute guy walked by me and winked. I thought he wanted to talk, so I followed him around the store, trying to catch up. Turns out it wasn't a wink, he had something in his eye. He told the security person that a weird girl was stalking him. FML
Today, out of habit, I said "See you later" to a creepy old male customer who stared at my chest the whole time I was serving him. His response was to wink and say, "Oh, you will." FML
Today, I was at a concert and I thought the cute drummer was winking at me, so I winked back. Then I realized he was blinking sweat out his eyes. FML
Today, a cute guy who works at the mall winked at me. When I met up with my boyfriend, I bragged to him about it. His response was, "Don't flatter yourself, he winked at me too." FML
Today, while I was working the drive-thru window, a customer sneezed into his hand and then handed me his money. FML
Today, I was at work as a grocery store cashier. I felt a hand slap my ass. Turning around I saw an old man winking at me and I screamed. When my manager came to deal with the problem she didn't believe me and gave the man a $25 gift card for "the trouble" I caused. FML
Today, I sat across from a cute boy in my English class. I thought it was cute when he winked at me, so I laughed and winked back. I didn't understand why he shot me a dirty look, until I later found out he has eyelid spasms. FML
Today, I was in the cafeteria when I noticed a new worker cleaning a table. As I passed her, she looked up and smiled at me. Thinking she was pulling a funny face, I jokingly crossed my eyes and smiled back. She looked hurt and continued working. Later, she served me my lunch. She was actually cross-eyed. FML
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Top comments
cldkckr 0
Uh, if you see someone outside waiting for you like that then you shouldn't walk to your car. Turn around, go back into where there are people, and call security. Once he knows what your car looks like, he can follow you home, which poses a whole other set of dangers.
randomdude1234 0
Creeper!
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randomdude1234 0
Creeper!
twitchy315 0
hey, i have tourette syndrom... it makes me twitch (look at my name) you don't know how many times i got slapped for twitching my eye.
bobnorris 0
If you are a dude, beat the shit out of him. If you are a chick, beat the shit out of him, kill him, dump his body in a lake, and then press charges on his corpse... you'll win because our courts are ****** up, just hope he was rich.
azn_pridee69 0
was he hot?
newburton13 26
You are my hero.
johnny_doe 0
Too bad this story didn't have a happy ending.
bskballa92 0
That's it kcool1, feed the troll....
breezybree 0
lmao
Sparkey 0
Well, at least he knows where you work..
22jrdn55 15
YDI for giving off wrong impressions!! *****
kcool1 0
she didn't do it on purpose, can you not read, it said 'accidentally twitched'
bskballa92 0
Ya burn the witch!
Sun_Kissed18 25
Can you say creep!
skyttlz 32
Creep
spillproof 0
Aw how sweet. So, when is the wedding?
chellinha93 0
he seems nice... always smiling. that's hard to get. You u got a catch right there.
DeathShad0 1
That was awesome. You should give him your address.
cldkckr 0
Uh, if you see someone outside waiting for you like that then you shouldn't walk to your car. Turn around, go back into where there are people, and call security. Once he knows what your car looks like, he can follow you home, which poses a whole other set of dangers.
kukopia 0
I kinda luv this one. She winks at him (unintentionally, but he has no way of knowing that) and most of the comments here are that HE's a creeper. It was a mis-understanding. Something out of a romance or tragic-comedy story, depending on how things go. Maybe it was fate and they're meant to be together. It'd be a great story for the kids and grandkids. Maybe she should have been frank with him, and gone back into the store if he kept following her as she walked into the parking lot. Maybe he'd like to be with Frank, but doesn't have the courage to follow Frank to his car...
redbluegreen 41
If I've said it once, I'll say it again: We all need background music to properly understand winks. Thank you, Natalie Tran.