Today, for Valentine's Day, my boyfriend gave me the half-eaten chocolate bar that I left in his fridge two weeks ago. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, my boyfriend gave me a fancy chocolate candy and I got angry at him for forgetting that I'm allergic to chocolate and threw the candy into the garbage disposal. Turns out, he had spent a ton of money getting a chocolatier to put an engagement ring inside the candy that I just destroyed. FML
I feel love
Today, for Valentine’s Day, I got my boyfriend chocolates, a new Xbox game and planned lots of kinky sexy time. He ate the chocolate, orgasmed after three thrusts, had a 2-hour nap, then ignored me while playing the new game all afternoon. He didn’t get me anything, not even my own orgasm. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me a box of chocolates for Christmas. I thought it was sweet until I noticed the heart drawn on the back. It's the same box of chocolates I gave him for Christmas. Christmas last year. FML
How romantic!
Today, it’s Valentine’s Day. My boyfriend promised me that instead of a packed chain restaurant we would have “dinner under the stars.” We ended up having Slurpees and Slim Jims in the 7-Eleven parking lot. He called me ungrateful for not appreciating his “romantic gesture.” FML
Today, I hit a new low when I caught myself eating the chocolates that were meant to be part of my boyfriend's Christmas presents. FML
Today, I went to the doctor, only to find out I can no longer eat chocolate, my favorite food. When I got home, my boyfriend took the chocolate cake I'd been eating from the fridge, sat down in front of me, and ate the whole thing without breaking eye contact. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me a $100 gift card for Victoria's Secret. Suspicious, I checked the receipt he'd left in the bag. Turns out he had bought it during the two weeks we were broken up for some other girl who rejected him, so decided to give it to me instead. FML
Today, I went to the store to get Valentine's Day gifts to decorate my boyfriend's and my new apartment. He was there shopping with his wife. FML
Today, my boyfriend came round to drop off some underwear, which I'd left at his house. Not all of what he brought was mine. FML
Today, I pointed out to my boyfriend how Valentine's day, my birthday, and our one-year anniversary were all coming up in the next few weeks. He then promptly broke up with me. FML
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thebeautybleeds 17
At least he remembered it was Valentine's day?
DocBastard 40
You would perhaps prefer that he either ate the whole thing or left it out in the sun so it would melt? Show some gratitude. All I got today was a cigarette butt and a purple nurple.
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ppeanutbutter 1
yummy
lmaoatall 6
Yeah! He posted earlier about single loser day. I know it was a crappy gift op, but did you really have to dump him on valentines?
ppeanutbutter 1
did she say she dumped him? i think not.
lmaoatall 6
You take everything so seriously? I think so!
Unlucky_Gun 0
This isn't the same person who posted earlier about single loser day. Just because there are 2 FMLs about valentines day doesn't mean the same person posted it
nm11 4
Pretty sure lmaoatall was being sarcastic, jeez keep up
MrSassypants 34
122 it's called an FML reference. Some people reference an FML to make two similar stories combine and make different people seem like the same person. It might be hard to catch sometimes but you'll get the hang off it. *rubs 122's head* there you go sport.
Meesersuperman1 4
You're a bitch. I hate girls who expect stuff to be given to them on valentines day.
FrankHotpants 31
He did the best with what he had.
Torialovesya 0
All I got from my boyfriend was a text saying 'happy valentines xxxx'. That was enough for me
rubberduckie94 13
Valentine is not about money spent, but about telling people you love be they spouse friends or family you love them. You need not spend money for that. Your boyfriend may not have anything to spend on you and feels embarrassed. Since you are making a big deal about it what did you get him?
Meraklez1013 9
That's what I'm saying lol AGREE 100%
Shrike 24
You're stupid. She's not complaining about the value of the gift, she's complaining that her boyfriend is a lazy asshole that doesn't give a shit. You're a hypocritical idiot. If your partner gave you a half eaten chocolate bar as a Valentine's gift, you'd feel EXACTLY like the OP. Hell, let's give our partners our navel lint and tell them to be grateful, huh? You're trying wayyyy too hard to look "different" or "logical", seriously.
Meraklez1013 9
Okay I understand where u at but it shouldn't matter what ny one gets u or if u get anything at all! But this holiday is wrapped up in gifts that's y u said exactly what u said!! But it shouldn't, if someone just spent time wit u nd no present at all r u styl gonna complain?? I wouldn't cuz they took their time out 2 do that without the material gifts but their time!!!
Shrike 24
All I can say is that if you're going to do something, at least make a goddamn effort. I think that applies as much to your grammar as it does to the whole Valentine's Day gift giving itself. 24's argument is almost as retarded as the "kids are starving in Africa" shit.
thiscrazything 1
Really. I would rather receive nothing than some left over piece if crap that was laying around. If you can't put your heart in it, espicially on valentines day, then don't bother.
rubberduckie94 13
Do not call me a hypocrite when you do not know me. My husband brought me home a small bag of conversation hearts he got from somebody at his work. He told me happy valentines day and that was that. Like I said it is not about money spent. I guess some people are just materialistic and some people are not. You can not base a relationship on what somebody does for you on one day a year that is a holiday made up by a card company during a slow the of the year.
MrSassypants 34
I get where you are getting at how the old saying "it's the thought that counts" but like I said to someone else, this site is about things that some think that sucked, funny things, and or things that actually sucked.
MickGold 8
I agree! Haters can hate, the truth hurts.
Milf6969 1
She made a big deal because it was already her half a chocolate bar.
pookberry 4
I don't know why these people are giving you thumbs down rubberduckie... Your comment is perfectly legit.. They must be spoiled materialistic brats... Well that or no one loves them and they're sad/mad that they don't have anyone to spend time with on valentines day... Or rather any day. Happy valentines day :D hehe
rubberduckie94 13
Thanks pookberry. I was just trying to say that gifts don't matter. It's ops decision if this is a fluke and he treats her good the rest of the year it should not be a problem. If he treats her as an after thought everyday then it's a problem. People please for the love of god stop letting a card company make you feel bad for being alone or making your feelings hurt when the day does not live up to your expectation.
Shelta957 13
Am I the only one who thinks pookberry was being sarcastic??
downtime 13
I'll throw this out there as a possibility, though keep in mind I am not suggesting this is the most likely scenario. If the OP were to be an expectant bitch who was nagging their boyfriend about not getting them anything, giving them their rubbish that has been sitting in the fridge for two weeks wouldn't be too unrealistic. It would be a way of really amplifying the "I don't care about Valentines Day" point while also passing on the message that his fridge isn't a bin. As she would be someone who has high expectations of people on the day you could expect her to post a message like this too. But again, this is just one of the possible reasons that she was given this instead of nothing at all, and one of the reasons that in situations such as this we can't really say anything for sure. As such, both commenters points are relevant.
1happymummy 14
My best friend got me a card and a rose. It made my day!
missyj0 12
Cool story, bro.
TheFamilyElf 17
.....umm... Well.. It's the thought that counts?... Sorry, OP. That's sorta insulting.
erl1996_fml 6
How...thoughtful?
Myo_fml 20
Here's a smart protip to live by: Valentines Day is like any other day of the year.
rattusrattus 19
So you should show the people you love how awesome they are, and sacrifice the flowery romantic displays and shitty romance films/books/songs to Quetzacoatl.