By iammike - 24/08/2010 22:36 - United States

Today, I saw two cute girls walking my way as I was parking my car. Trying to impress them, I got out and attempted to coolly walk to the sidewalk. I tripped on the curb, scraped both my knees, and was laughed at all the way until I got back inside my car. FML
I agree, your life sucks 13 630
You deserved it 36 007

Same thing different taste

Top comments

FFML_314 11

That's exactly the kind of thing that attracts me. I'm an incredibly clumsy person and I make a fool out of myself on a daily basis. By bumping into things, falling down stairs, tripping over chairs and slipping on water. I would have laughed though.


Walking "cooly" makes you look like an idiot.

YDI for using the word "coolly". Such an awkward word.

fertie226 1

this is totally something that would happen to me

Trupe 3

Only lames try to "walk cooly." Why not just walk like you normally do? I doubt any girls are gonna think "oh he walks so COOLY! I have to bang him!"

chillaux 0

I love how u walkd back to the car. why would u park just to get back in ur car...

BoyFromTheFuture 0

Damn that cool walk is hard to master.

KiddNYC1O 20

37- lol I know right. along with laughing they were probably pointing and taunting his ass back to his car 35- lmao so cooly

brycereid 0

ydi for using the word "coolly" in your sentence and trying to act cool in the first place. didn't you ever learn from tv and other fmls on this site that acting cool is gay and never works?!? ydi 1000 times over.

Walk this way! No nevermind ur an idiot

YDI you dumb idiot when two girls are walking together and they are not phones that means they are not single

Yoyolol_fml 3

epic nerd fail. I wanna see this 'cool walk'. classic

IphonFML 6

aye aye ayeee, alwaya act ur self and dont try to be what ur not. clearly it doesn't work

it couldn't been worse...they could have walked up and curb-stomped your face in...

I hope you didn't try the PIMP walk to look cooly LMAO =p hahahaha Big @ss fail 4 u

ceejster 0

why do I keep getting banned... it's getting old.

FFML_314 11

Check your email. The FML Staff will send you an email, explaining why you're banned. It's probably not the best idea to come back on FML and ask why you keep getting banned. You're going to get your IP address banned.

OP put the "f" in fail and the "un" in uncool.

bubblzz 4

hehe..35.. you win:)) i was actually imagining two girls talking:)).. ooh his walk is so cool... let's undress him NOW... We...Must... have him:))

twinny_sc 13

44 lol the cool walk is known as the thug walk

PurpleSpaghetti 0

haha xD ydi, should have just walked however you usually do.

YDI for "walking cooly", walk with swaggaa next time.

kidwiththehair12 0

only dumbasses try to walk coolly it's a gift you're born with it or you're not

Miroticc 0

hahah hilarious. But, so true.

I was going to say something along the lines of what #35 did. Thanks for saving me the time.

FFML_314 11

That's exactly the kind of thing that attracts me. I'm an incredibly clumsy person and I make a fool out of myself on a daily basis. By bumping into things, falling down stairs, tripping over chairs and slipping on water. I would have laughed though.

Agreed! Tripping can be cute and endearing. If girls blow you off because you tripped, they are so not worth it!

Schizomaniac 24

72 is right. The third sentence is a fragment. Woohoo -_-

FFML_314 11

He's not a Grammar Nazi. People just like being able to correct me, because I'm a Grammar Nazi. Not a lot of people seem to understand, that I don't mind being corrected. I actually prefer it. I love to learn. :]

you're*, an* Since you prefer being corrected, consider that your Christmas present. I expect a thank you card.

Dweeb? What a lame ******* attempt at an insult.

FFML_314 11

-I don't accept Christmas presents this early. Also, I hope you were able to see the sarcasm in my post. Thank you for the correction though. -I don't think she was trying to insult him.

Schizomaniac 24

FFML, you didn't learn anything. You knew that was a fragment, you just didn't catch it. And I don't think you prefer to be corrected. I think that excuse is the mechanism by which you cover up the mistakes that you ridicule everyone else for making. Or you do prefer to be corrected, and I'm just wrong. Besides, I can't take credit for that correction anyway.

Alright, that's not your Christmas present. But don't be expecting anything like last year, I'm not made of ponies, you know. Seriously, though, I applaud your efforts to somehow stop the grammar Holocaust that is the FML comments section. It's also nice to have a Nazi (albeit a grammar one) on the other side of a holocaust for once.

No, I really don't feel stupid. But I must apologize for not knowing a stranger's nickname.

FFML_314 11

Hrm, I'm assuming that you think when I said, "I hope you were able to see the sarcasm in my post" was directed towards being corrected about the sentence fragment. If so, you're wrong. Also, I don't mind being corrected. I don't tend to lash out on people for doing so. I make mistakes and I don't let it bother me when someone corrects me. It's sweet that you think you have me all figured out though.

Schizomaniac 24

126, you should, because you kind of made yourself look stupid.

FFML_314 11

It does when your assumptions are right.

Again, I'm stupid for not knowing a stranger's nickname. And say what you will, assumptions are necessary.

Grammar Naziism aside, FFML, watch your back. I hear those stalker vampires love the clumsy ladies. :o Wait, watching your back is probably a bad idea if you're clumsy already...

FFML_314 11

Are you serious? *Runs away and hides behind....shit there's no one here* Now what?

Schizomaniac 24

No, wrong. The fragment was in the other comment.

Quick, initiate premarital intercourse with something! They hate that more than garlic.

sourgirl101 28

But is it still "premarital" if you don't intend to marry them? (:

Oh hohoho sourgurl has got you there Jane. Eli, no she really doesn't mind being corrected, unlike other people here who act like it's the end of the world.

FFML_314 11

TIJD, I can't live in sin! I will just have to accept my fate. Chris, you would know more than anyone. :]

Wait, what do you mean by that Ari? I try correcting myself before others can, but otherwise idc.

FFML_314 11

I mean you know me. You would know what I'm like, because you know me.

Lulz. Girl 1: "Ooh, look at how that otherwise average guy parks his car with such capability! That's so hot." Girl 2: "OMG! He can walk too?!" Girl 1: "Think we can get him to put his penis in our vaginas?!"

How does one even walk "coolly"? What does it look like?

basically you act like a total douchebag while moving in a forward or backward direction

I'm guessing it involves goosebumps and clattering teeth.

it is better than pass girls unnoticed...

I don't understand why everyone thinks OP deserves it. It is natural for men to want to appeal to females. Look at peacocks. It just sucks that his plan to look cool went so badly.


wat ^do u have against them @25

They are very loud and obnoxious and one tried to kill my kitty.


:O poor kitty!!! srry Dude :( Is ur kitty kat ok?


lol good :) I didn't kno peacocks were bad tho

xXpeachesXx 0

I'm a peacock! you have to let me FLY!!!! lol

PEACOCKS RULE. Cats best stay the HELL out of their way.

Peacocks suck, they're just knock-off Beandicks.


wht the duece is a beandick??

spyder1588 0

Haha 62. That was a good movie.

The pretty peacocks are all gorgeous males— of course they're going to be overly aggressive, obnoxious, and not into pussy! :P