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LOL
Walking "cooly" makes you look like an idiot.
YDI for using the word "coolly". Such an awkward word.
I agree!
ydi for using the word "coolly" in your sentence and trying to act cool in the first place. didn't you ever learn from tv and other fmls on this site that acting cool is gay and never works?!? ydi 1000 times over.
AGREED.
Walk this way! No nevermind ur an idiot
YDI you dumb idiot when two girls are walking together and they are not phones that means they are not single
epic nerd fail. I wanna see this 'cool walk'. classic
What the hell are you talking about?
it couldn't been worse...they could have walked up and curb-stomped your face in...
could've*
I hope you didn't try the PIMP walk to look cooly LMAO =p hahahaha Big @ss fail 4 u
OP put the "f" in fail and the "un" in uncool.
shit happens
44 lol the cool walk is known as the thug walk
YDI for "walking cooly", walk with swaggaa next time.
I was going to say something along the lines of what #35 did. Thanks for saving me the time.
Lool
aweee. that suckss
ydi for trying to look cool!
aawww that sucks but u deserve it for trying to act coolly!!! just be urself!!!
well that's what the guy said in his post sooo I took his word from him
yea it's way coollyer then cool
coolier* change y to I rule (^◇^)
not always
...
FFS
That's exactly the kind of thing that attracts me. I'm an incredibly clumsy person and I make a fool out of myself on a daily basis. By bumping into things, falling down stairs, tripping over chairs and slipping on water. I would have laughed though.
Agreed! Tripping can be cute and endearing. If girls blow you off because you tripped, they are so not worth it!
FFML, incomplete sentence!!!
^ Unnecessary use of that there comma.
you're*, an* Since you prefer being corrected, consider that your Christmas present. I expect a thank you card.
Nawwwe u iz iokatipian!
Dweeb? What a lame ******* attempt at an insult.
FFML, you didn't learn anything. You knew that was a fragment, you just didn't catch it. And I don't think you prefer to be corrected. I think that excuse is the mechanism by which you cover up the mistakes that you ridicule everyone else for making. Or you do prefer to be corrected, and I'm just wrong. Besides, I can't take credit for that correction anyway.
Alright, that's not your Christmas present. But don't be expecting anything like last year, I'm not made of ponies, you know. Seriously, though, I applaud your efforts to somehow stop the grammar Holocaust that is the FML comments section. It's also nice to have a Nazi (albeit a grammar one) on the other side of a holocaust for once.
No, I really don't feel stupid. But I must apologize for not knowing a stranger's nickname.
Hrm, I'm assuming that you think when I said, "I hope you were able to see the sarcasm in my post" was directed towards being corrected about the sentence fragment. If so, you're wrong. Also, I don't mind being corrected. I don't tend to lash out on people for doing so. I make mistakes and I don't let it bother me when someone corrects me. It's sweet that you think you have me all figured out though.
Again, I'm stupid for not knowing a stranger's nickname. And say what you will, assumptions are necessary.
Grammar Naziism aside, FFML, watch your back. I hear those stalker vampires love the clumsy ladies. :o Wait, watching your back is probably a bad idea if you're clumsy already...
Quick, initiate premarital intercourse with something! They hate that more than garlic.
Oh hohoho sourgurl has got you there Jane. Eli, no she really doesn't mind being corrected, unlike other people here who act like it's the end of the world.
Wait, what do you mean by that Ari? I try correcting myself before others can, but otherwise idc.
Lulz. Girl 1: "Ooh, look at how that otherwise average guy parks his car with such capability! That's so hot." Girl 2: "OMG! He can walk too?!" Girl 1: "Think we can get him to put his penis in our vaginas?!"
"I'm damn sexy." -Fat Bastard
How does one even walk "coolly"? What does it look like?
basically you act like a total douchebag while moving in a forward or backward direction
I'm guessing it involves goosebumps and clattering teeth.
it is better than pass girls unnoticed...
I don't understand why everyone thinks OP deserves it. It is natural for men to want to appeal to females. Look at peacocks. It just sucks that his plan to look cool went so badly.
I hate peacocks. Just saying.
They are very loud and obnoxious and one tried to kill my kitty.
Yes, it survived.
PEACOCKS RULE. Cats best stay the HELL out of their way.
Peacocks suck, they're just knock-off Beandicks.
Ask John Footpenis.
The pretty peacocks are all gorgeous males— of course they're going to be overly aggressive, obnoxious, and not into pussy! :P
did u have a nice trip atleast?
YDI For Being Such A Douche
Keywords
thts hot
That's exactly the kind of thing that attracts me. I'm an incredibly clumsy person and I make a fool out of myself on a daily basis. By bumping into things, falling down stairs, tripping over chairs and slipping on water. I would have laughed though.