Today, I saw two cute girls walking my way as I was parking my car. Trying to impress them, I got out and attempted to coolly walk to the sidewalk. I tripped on the curb, scraped both my knees, and was laughed at all the way until I got back inside my car. FML
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Today, I tripped and fell on the sidewalk. As I did, a car that was passing by stopped, made a U-turn, and then came back so the people inside could laugh at me. When they were done taunting me, they made another U-turn and continued back in their original direction. FML
Today, while on my daily jog, I passed a very attractive girl. While passing her, she yelled "hey cutie". Trying to look cool, I tried turning around without stopping. I then fell off the curb and severely sprained my ankle. She caught up to help but was laughing the entire time. FML
Today, I hit a parked car. I was walking. To make the scene more embarrassing, the car alarm shocked me and I backed up quickly into the parking meter, knocking me down once more. FML
Today, I laughed at my friend for tripping on the sidewalk. While imitating him to show “how stupid" he looked, I stepped on the exact same sidewalk, twisted my ankle, and fell over in front of a bunch of strangers. FML
Today, a very attractive girl moved in across the road from me. As I was leaving, I noticed she was looking out her window at me. I tried playing it cool, only to end up tripping over my own feet, hands in pocket, and faceplanting the hood of my dad's car. FML
Today, I was driving and saw two hot girls on the sidewalk so I rolled down the window to whistle at them. However, I failed to notice that the car in front of me had stopped at a red light. I rear ended the car, the girls ran away laughing their asses off, and now I have to pay for the damage. FML
Today, I was walking down the street with my friend, one I walk down every day, and I saw a really cute guy nearby. I felt like I looked better than usual, so I turned my head to offer a smile, and walked right into a pole. The impact was strong enough to send me falling to the floor. FML
Today, I parked, then opened my car door to get out, and somehow managed to practically knock myself out by banging my head on the frame, then on the car door that had slammed back into my forehead as I was still reeling from hitting the roof. A guy walking by asked if I was okay while trying not to laugh. FML
Today, while walking to my bus stop, I saw a girl slip on black ice, then catch herself, and I laughed because people catching themselves slip are hilarious. I reach the same patch of black ice and go flying, falling on my hip and spilling my coffee all over me. FML
Today, a car was waiting for me to cross the street so I thought it would be funny to slowly limp across the street. When I got to the end, I jumped as high as I could to show I was faking. Turns out I tripped and hit my head hard on the sidewalk. That car took me to the hospital. FML
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xX_WARNING_Xx 0
thts hot
FFML_314 11
That's exactly the kind of thing that attracts me. I'm an incredibly clumsy person and I make a fool out of myself on a daily basis. By bumping into things, falling down stairs, tripping over chairs and slipping on water. I would have laughed though.
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Comments (173)
xX_WARNING_Xx 0
thts hot
SxyDianosaurRAWR 0
LOL
isaiaha11 2
DERP
DivineGarden 0
Walking "cooly" makes you look like an idiot.
katplayer 4
YDI for using the word "coolly". Such an awkward word.
fertie226 1
this is totally something that would happen to me
Trupe 3
Only lames try to "walk cooly." Why not just walk like you normally do? I doubt any girls are gonna think "oh he walks so COOLY! I have to bang him!"
chillaux 0
I love how u walkd back to the car. why would u park just to get back in ur car...
glamorousJ 0
awww
BoyFromTheFuture 0
Damn that cool walk is hard to master.
KiddNYC1O 20
37- lol I know right. along with laughing they were probably pointing and taunting his ass back to his car 35- lmao so cooly
brycereid 0
haha 35 made me lol
marineslilsis 0
I agree!
CrimsonWolf1294 0
ydi for using the word "coolly" in your sentence and trying to act cool in the first place. didn't you ever learn from tv and other fmls on this site that acting cool is gay and never works?!? ydi 1000 times over.
KatanaYukii 0
AGREED.
Stupified 0
Walk this way! No nevermind ur an idiot
2kool4skoolyo 0
YDI you dumb idiot when two girls are walking together and they are not phones that means they are not single
Yoyolol_fml 3
They laughed at you?!
afdude87 6
epic nerd fail. I wanna see this 'cool walk'. classic
IphonFML 6
aye aye ayeee, alwaya act ur self and dont try to be what ur not. clearly it doesn't work
xNephilim 18
What the hell are you talking about?
itz_scrumdidly 0
it couldn't been worse...they could have walked up and curb-stomped your face in...
itz_scrumdidly 0
could've*
NuyoRicanGirl 3
I hope you didn't try the PIMP walk to look cooly LMAO =p hahahaha Big @ss fail 4 u
ceejster 0
why do I keep getting banned... it's getting old.
FFML_314 11
Check your email. The FML Staff will send you an email, explaining why you're banned. It's probably not the best idea to come back on FML and ask why you keep getting banned. You're going to get your IP address banned.
ThereIsNoFork 0
OP put the "f" in fail and the "un" in uncool.
buzz18 7
shit happens
bubblzz 4
hehe..35.. you win:)) i was actually imagining two girls talking:)).. ooh his walk is so cool... let's undress him NOW... We...Must... have him:))
bella_171193 0
fail whale
twinny_sc 13
35 made me laugh. :D
black_knight402 0
44 lol the cool walk is known as the thug walk
PurpleSpaghetti 0
haha xD ydi, should have just walked however you usually do.
msuniversforevr 0
YDI for "walking cooly", walk with swaggaa next time.
kidwiththehair12 0
only dumbasses try to walk coolly it's a gift you're born with it or you're not
Miroticc 0
hahah hilarious. But, so true.
Eldarrion 0
I was going to say something along the lines of what #35 did. Thanks for saving me the time.
HotPink1123 0
Lool
LoLbabeex3 0
aweee. that suckss
Carl_Duker 0
ydi for trying to look cool!
xoxo31 0
smoooth dude
remy3106 10
aawww that sucks but u deserve it for trying to act coolly!!! just be urself!!!
remy3106 10
well that's what the guy said in his post sooo I took his word from him
remy3106 10
yea it's way coollyer then cool
omgtacos 0
coolier* change y to I rule （＾◇＾）
rougeofwar 0
not always
remy3106 10
...
llScarlFacell 0
FFS
Maddiiiex 1
YOU SIR, FAIL!
FFML_314 11
That's exactly the kind of thing that attracts me. I'm an incredibly clumsy person and I make a fool out of myself on a daily basis. By bumping into things, falling down stairs, tripping over chairs and slipping on water. I would have laughed though.
nerdsgetmehot 22
Agreed! Tripping can be cute and endearing. If girls blow you off because you tripped, they are so not worth it!
llScarlFacell 0
FFML, incomplete sentence!!!
Schizomaniac 24
72 is right. The third sentence is a fragment. Woohoo -_-
FFML_314 11
He's not a Grammar Nazi. People just like being able to correct me, because I'm a Grammar Nazi. Not a lot of people seem to understand, that I don't mind being corrected. I actually prefer it. I love to learn. :]
Stupified 0
^ Unnecessary use of that there comma.
FFML_314 11
ur a idiot
DinoPirate 0
you're*, an* Since you prefer being corrected, consider that your Christmas present. I expect a thank you card.
Stupified 0
Nawwwe u iz iokatipian!
llScarlFacell 0
Dweeb? What a lame ******* attempt at an insult.
FFML_314 11
-I don't accept Christmas presents this early. Also, I hope you were able to see the sarcasm in my post. Thank you for the correction though. -I don't think she was trying to insult him.
Schizomaniac 24
FFML, you didn't learn anything. You knew that was a fragment, you just didn't catch it. And I don't think you prefer to be corrected. I think that excuse is the mechanism by which you cover up the mistakes that you ridicule everyone else for making. Or you do prefer to be corrected, and I'm just wrong. Besides, I can't take credit for that correction anyway.
DinoPirate 0
Alright, that's not your Christmas present. But don't be expecting anything like last year, I'm not made of ponies, you know. Seriously, though, I applaud your efforts to somehow stop the grammar Holocaust that is the FML comments section. It's also nice to have a Nazi (albeit a grammar one) on the other side of a holocaust for once.
llScarlFacell 0
No, I really don't feel stupid. But I must apologize for not knowing a stranger's nickname.
FFML_314 11
Hrm, I'm assuming that you think when I said, "I hope you were able to see the sarcasm in my post" was directed towards being corrected about the sentence fragment. If so, you're wrong. Also, I don't mind being corrected. I don't tend to lash out on people for doing so. I make mistakes and I don't let it bother me when someone corrects me. It's sweet that you think you have me all figured out though.
Schizomaniac 24
126, you should, because you kind of made yourself look stupid.
FFML_314 11
It does when your assumptions are right.
llScarlFacell 0
Again, I'm stupid for not knowing a stranger's nickname. And say what you will, assumptions are necessary.
TheIrishJaneDoe 8
Grammar Naziism aside, FFML, watch your back. I hear those stalker vampires love the clumsy ladies. :o Wait, watching your back is probably a bad idea if you're clumsy already...
FFML_314 11
Are you serious? *Runs away and hides behind....shit there's no one here* Now what?
Schizomaniac 24
FFML-Wrong.
FFML_314 11
Right?
Schizomaniac 24
No, wrong. The fragment was in the other comment.
TheIrishJaneDoe 8
Quick, initiate premarital intercourse with something! They hate that more than garlic.
sourgirl101 28
But is it still "premarital" if you don't intend to marry them? (:
romskiies 0
Oh hohoho sourgurl has got you there Jane. Eli, no she really doesn't mind being corrected, unlike other people here who act like it's the end of the world.
FFML_314 11
TIJD, I can't live in sin! I will just have to accept my fate. Chris, you would know more than anyone. :]
romskiies 0
Wait, what do you mean by that Ari? I try correcting myself before others can, but otherwise idc.
FFML_314 11
I mean you know me. You would know what I'm like, because you know me.
glambert1998 0
*sarcasm* sexyy
TheIrishJaneDoe 8
Lulz. Girl 1: "Ooh, look at how that otherwise average guy parks his car with such capability! That's so hot." Girl 2: "OMG! He can walk too?!" Girl 1: "Think we can get him to put his penis in our vaginas?!"
Jiplo 18
"I'm damn sexy." -Fat Bastard
angylnova 5
How does one even walk "coolly"? What does it look like?
RadioDolphin117 1
basically you act like a total douchebag while moving in a forward or backward direction
TheIrishJaneDoe 8
I'm guessing it involves goosebumps and clattering teeth.
triggerit 5
it is better than pass girls unnoticed...
HarderMyDarling 0
I don't understand why everyone thinks OP deserves it. It is natural for men to want to appeal to females. Look at peacocks. It just sucks that his plan to look cool went so badly.
illmatic2 16
I hate peacocks. Just saying.
xX_WARNING_Xx 0
wat ^do u have against them @25
illmatic2 16
They are very loud and obnoxious and one tried to kill my kitty.
xX_WARNING_Xx 0
:O poor kitty!!! srry Dude :( Is ur kitty kat ok?
illmatic2 16
Yes, it survived.
xX_WARNING_Xx 0
lol good :) I didn't kno peacocks were bad tho
xXpeachesXx 0
I'm a peacock! you have to let me FLY!!!! lol
starile 19
PEACOCKS RULE. Cats best stay the HELL out of their way.
Stupified 0
Peacocks suck, they're just knock-off Beandicks.
xX_WARNING_Xx 0
wht the duece is a beandick??
Stupified 0
Ask John Footpenis.
xX_WARNING_Xx 0
I think I get it
spyder1588 0
Haha 62. That was a good movie.
TheIrishJaneDoe 8
The pretty peacocks are all gorgeous males— of course they're going to be overly aggressive, obnoxious, and not into pussy! :P
Jessi_the_sexii 0
did u have a nice trip atleast?
adyson_fml 0
YDI For Being Such A Douche