thts hot

LOL

DERP

Walking "cooly" makes you look like an idiot.

YDI for using the word "coolly". Such an awkward word.

this is totally something that would happen to me

Only lames try to "walk cooly."
Why not just walk like you normally do? I doubt any girls are gonna think "oh he walks so COOLY! I have to bang him!"

I love how u walkd back to the car. why would u park just to get back in ur car...

awww

Damn that cool walk is hard to master.

37- lol I know right. along with laughing they were probably pointing and taunting his ass back to his car

35- lmao so cooly

haha 35 made me lol

I agree!

ydi for using the word "coolly" in your sentence and trying to act cool in the first place. didn't you ever learn from tv and other fmls on this site that acting cool is gay and never works?!? ydi 1000 times over.

AGREED.

Walk this way! No nevermind ur an idiot

YDI you dumb idiot when two girls are walking together and they are not phones that means they are not single

They laughed at you?!

epic nerd fail. I wanna see this 'cool walk'. classic

aye aye ayeee, alwaya act ur self and dont try to be what ur not. clearly it doesn't work

What the hell are you talking about?

it couldn't been worse...they could have walked up and curb-stomped your face in...

could've*

I hope you didn't try the PIMP walk to look cooly LMAO =p hahahaha Big @ss fail 4 u

why do I keep getting banned... it's getting old.

Check your email. The FML Staff will send you an email, explaining why you're banned.
It's probably not the best idea to come back on FML and ask why you keep getting banned. You're going to get your IP address banned.

OP put the "f" in fail and the "un" in uncool.

shit happens

hehe..35.. you win:)) i was actually imagining two girls talking:)).. ooh his walk is so cool... let's undress him NOW... We...Must... have him:))

fail whale

35 made me laugh. :D

44 lol the cool walk is known as the thug walk

haha xD ydi, should have just walked however you usually do.

YDI for "walking cooly", walk with swaggaa next time.

only dumbasses try to walk coolly it's a gift you're born with it or you're not

hahah hilarious. But, so true.

I was going to say something along the lines of what #35 did. Thanks for saving me the time.

Lool

aweee. that suckss

ydi for trying to look cool!

smoooth dude

aawww that sucks but u deserve it for trying to act coolly!!! just be urself!!!

well that's what the guy said in his post sooo I took his word from him

yea it's way coollyer then cool

coolier* change y to I rule （＾◇＾）

not always

...

FFS

YOU SIR, FAIL!

That's exactly the kind of thing that attracts me. I'm an incredibly clumsy person and I make a fool out of myself on a daily basis. By bumping into things, falling down stairs, tripping over chairs and slipping on water. I would have laughed though.

Agreed! Tripping can be cute and endearing. If girls blow you off because you tripped, they are so not worth it!

FFML, incomplete sentence!!!

72 is right.
The third sentence is a fragment.
Woohoo -_-

He's not a Grammar Nazi. People just like being able to correct me, because I'm a Grammar Nazi.
Not a lot of people seem to understand, that I don't mind being corrected. I actually prefer it. I love to learn. :]

^ Unnecessary use of that there comma.

ur a idiot

you're*, an*

Since you prefer being corrected, consider that your Christmas present. I expect a thank you card.

Nawwwe u iz iokatipian!

Dweeb? What a lame fucking attempt at an insult.

-I don't accept Christmas presents this early. Also, I hope you were able to see the sarcasm in my post. Thank you for the correction though.


-I don't think she was trying to insult him.

FFML, you didn't learn anything. You knew that was a fragment, you just didn't catch it.

And I don't think you prefer to be corrected. I think that excuse is the mechanism by which you cover up the mistakes that you ridicule everyone else for making.

Or you do prefer to be corrected, and I'm just wrong.

Besides, I can't take credit for that correction anyway.

Alright, that's not your Christmas present. But don't be expecting anything like last year, I'm not made of ponies, you know.

Seriously, though, I applaud your efforts to somehow stop the grammar Holocaust that is the FML comments section. It's also nice to have a Nazi (albeit a grammar one) on the other side of a holocaust for once.

No, I really don't feel stupid. But I must apologize for not knowing a stranger's nickname.

Hrm, I'm assuming that you think when I said, "I hope you were able to see the sarcasm in my post" was directed towards being corrected about the sentence fragment. If so, you're wrong.
Also, I don't mind being corrected. I don't tend to lash out on people for doing so.
I make mistakes and I don't let it bother me when someone corrects me.
It's sweet that you think you have me all figured out though.

126, you should, because you kind of made yourself look stupid.

It does when your assumptions are right.

Again, I'm stupid for not knowing a stranger's nickname. And say what you will, assumptions are necessary.

Grammar Naziism aside, FFML, watch your back. I hear those stalker vampires love the clumsy ladies. :o

Wait, watching your back is probably a bad idea if you're clumsy already...

Are you serious?
*Runs away and hides behind....shit there's no one here*
Now what?

FFML-Wrong.

Right?

No, wrong. The fragment was in the other comment.

Quick, initiate premarital intercourse with something! They hate that more than garlic.

But is it still "premarital" if you don't intend to marry them? (:

Oh hohoho sourgurl has got you there Jane. Eli, no she really doesn't mind being corrected, unlike other people here who act like it's the end of the world.

TIJD, I can't live in sin! I will just have to accept my fate.
Chris, you would know more than anyone. :]

Wait, what do you mean by that Ari?
I try correcting myself before others can, but otherwise idc.

I mean you know me. You would know what I'm like, because you know me.

*sarcasm* sexyy

Lulz.
Girl 1: "Ooh, look at how that otherwise average guy parks his car with such capability! That's so hot."
Girl 2: "OMG! He can walk too?!"
Girl 1: "Think we can get him to put his penis in our vaginas?!"

"I'm damn sexy."
-Fat Bastard

How does one even walk "coolly"? What does it look like?

basically you act like a total douchebag while moving in a forward or backward direction

I'm guessing it involves goosebumps and clattering teeth.

it is better than pass girls unnoticed...

I don't understand why everyone thinks OP deserves it. It is natural for men to want to appeal to females. Look at peacocks. It just sucks that his plan to look cool went so badly.

I hate peacocks. Just saying.

wat ^do u have against them @25

They are very loud and obnoxious and one tried to kill my kitty.

:O poor kitty!!!

srry Dude :( Is ur kitty kat ok?

Yes, it survived.

lol good :) I didn't kno peacocks were bad tho

I'm a peacock! you have to let me FLY!!!! lol

PEACOCKS RULE. Cats best stay the HELL out of their way.

Peacocks suck, they're just knock-off Beandicks.

wht the duece is a beandick??

Ask John Footpenis.

I think I get it

Haha 62. That was a good movie.

The pretty peacocks are all gorgeous males— of course they're going to be overly aggressive, obnoxious, and not into pussy! :P

did u have a nice trip atleast?

YDI For Being Such A Douche