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By iammike - / Tuesday 24 August 2010 22:36 / United States
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By  FFML_314  |  11

That's exactly the kind of thing that attracts me. I'm an incredibly clumsy person and I make a fool out of myself on a daily basis. By bumping into things, falling down stairs, tripping over chairs and slipping on water. I would have laughed though.

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  Trupe  |  3

Only lames try to "walk cooly." Why not just walk like you normally do? I doubt any girls are gonna think "oh he walks so COOLY! I have to bang him!"

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ydi for using the word "coolly" in your sentence and trying to act cool in the first place. didn't you ever learn from tv and other fmls on this site that acting cool is gay and never works?!? ydi 1000 times over.

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  FFML_314  |  11

Check your email. The FML Staff will send you an email, explaining why you're banned. It's probably not the best idea to come back on FML and ask why you keep getting banned. You're going to get your IP address banned.

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  bubblzz  |  4

hehe..35.. you win:)) i was actually imagining two girls talking:)).. ooh his walk is so cool... let's undress him NOW... We...Must... have him:))

By  FFML_314  |  11

That's exactly the kind of thing that attracts me. I'm an incredibly clumsy person and I make a fool out of myself on a daily basis. By bumping into things, falling down stairs, tripping over chairs and slipping on water. I would have laughed though.

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  FFML_314  |  11

He's not a Grammar Nazi. People just like being able to correct me, because I'm a Grammar Nazi. Not a lot of people seem to understand, that I don't mind being corrected. I actually prefer it. I love to learn. :]

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  FFML_314  |  11

-I don't accept Christmas presents this early. Also, I hope you were able to see the sarcasm in my post. Thank you for the correction though. -I don't think she was trying to insult him.

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  Schizomaniac  |  24

FFML, you didn't learn anything. You knew that was a fragment, you just didn't catch it. And I don't think you prefer to be corrected. I think that excuse is the mechanism by which you cover up the mistakes that you ridicule everyone else for making. Or you do prefer to be corrected, and I'm just wrong. Besides, I can't take credit for that correction anyway.

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  DinoPirate  |  0

Alright, that's not your Christmas present. But don't be expecting anything like last year, I'm not made of ponies, you know. Seriously, though, I applaud your efforts to somehow stop the grammar Holocaust that is the FML comments section. It's also nice to have a Nazi (albeit a grammar one) on the other side of a holocaust for once.

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  FFML_314  |  11

Hrm, I'm assuming that you think when I said, "I hope you were able to see the sarcasm in my post" was directed towards being corrected about the sentence fragment. If so, you're wrong. Also, I don't mind being corrected. I don't tend to lash out on people for doing so. I make mistakes and I don't let it bother me when someone corrects me. It's sweet that you think you have me all figured out though.

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Grammar Naziism aside, FFML, watch your back. I hear those stalker vampires love the clumsy ladies. :o Wait, watching your back is probably a bad idea if you're clumsy already...

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  romskiies  |  0

Oh hohoho sourgurl has got you there Jane. Eli, no she really doesn't mind being corrected, unlike other people here who act like it's the end of the world.

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Lulz. Girl 1: "Ooh, look at how that otherwise average guy parks his car with such capability! That's so hot." Girl 2: "OMG! He can walk too?!" Girl 1: "Think we can get him to put his penis in our vaginas?!"

By  HarderMyDarling  |  0

I don't understand why everyone thinks OP deserves it. It is natural for men to want to appeal to females. Look at peacocks. It just sucks that his plan to look cool went so badly.

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