Today, for our anniversary, I sang my boyfriend a heartfelt, self-written song. The first thing he said when I finished was "Your fly is open." FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
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Today, my boyfriend wrote a song for me. As he was singing it to me I realized it was actually a breakup song. FML
Today, I wrote a song for my boyfriend on paper. The first thing he did was correct my grammar. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me if we were going to become "that stupid couple that sings cheesy songs to each other." I just spent the past 3 months writing the perfect song that I was planning on singing to him tonight. FML
Today, I sang a romantic song I wrote for my girlfriend. She laughed at my soprano. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years, who is a fabulous guitarist and singer, told me he wrote me a song. I was so excited. Turns out it was a break up song. FML
Today, my class was interrupted by flowers, balloons, and chocolates. Then he sang to me a song that he'd written himself. This was all for our one-year anniversary. It probably would have been the best day of my life… if I knew who he was. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend he is good at singing. Now he won't stop. FML
Today, I decided to confess my feelings and perform a love song I'd written for my crush during an open mic night. He was there - he also took the opportunity to declare his love to his on-off girlfriend, get down on one knee and propose to her. She said yes. FML
Today, I was spending time with my boyfriend for our one year anniversary. Trying to be romantic, I told him that I loved him and I was so glad I was with him. He responded by giving me a thumbs-up and turning back to the TV. FML
Today, as a 1 year anniversary present, my boyfriend let me see and wear my engagement ring. He then made me give it back at the end of the day. FML
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rg350dx 29
The song was so romantic your pants unzipped themselves in preparation.
MichellinMan 20
Zipper- "Oh shit this is getting tense I better get ready."
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Comments (88)
SavannahSunshine 26
Sorry that happened to you, he sucks. But on the bright side, your username is pure gold
buttcramp 21
So this was the first thing he said.. but did he say anything sweet afterwards?
homerr123 15
man.. a girlfriend who can sing AND keeps her pants unzipped!! lucky guy..!
thrlyrist 6
What did you get for the Micky d coupon he gave you?
Secret_Ninjaa 35
Bye Bye Boyfriend?
kelemen 2
A ******* would have made him happier than your emotional shit
dachayke 16
Not everyone is an asshole like you.
buttcramp 21
some guys actually enjoy having a growing relationship in aspects more than just sex.
Pixonator 1
I have to meet this guy and give a high five, ill use this one my misses would find this hilarious. ... lol
ClumsySilly 2
That unobservant prick should've noticed sooner.
grritsshay 18
At least he's noticing the small things LOL