Today, for our anniversary, I sang my boyfriend a heartfelt, self-written song. The first thing he said when I finished was "Your fly is open." FML
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Today, my boyfriend wrote a song for me. As he was singing it to me I realized it was actually a breakup song. FML
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Today, my class was interrupted by flowers, balloons, and chocolates. Then he sang to me a song that he'd written himself. This was all for our one-year anniversary. It probably would have been the best day of my life… if I knew who he was. FML
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Today, I was spending time with my boyfriend for our one year anniversary. Trying to be romantic, I told him that I loved him and I was so glad I was with him. He responded by giving me a thumbs-up and turning back to the TV. FML
Today, as a 1 year anniversary present, my boyfriend let me see and wear my engagement ring. He then made me give it back at the end of the day. FML
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rg350dx 29
The song was so romantic your pants unzipped themselves in preparation.
MichellinMan 20
Zipper- "Oh shit this is getting tense I better get ready."
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Comments (88)
perdix 29
I guess he didn't have a Twix to shove in his mouth to avoid commenting on the song. If your song was like your username, I'll bet it was long and boring.
dachayke 16
More like he needed a Snickers.
Brianna_Ray 23
What was the second thing he said? :P Anyways congrats on your anniversary!
perdix 29
What a creep! He should have stopped you mid-song and alerted you to the problem. You might have gone for a high note and your penis could have popped out -- what a terrible anniversary surprise!
xerbrus 14
Girls don't have dicks. I'll let you borrow my anatomy textbook if you'd like not like i need it anymore
perdix 29
#31, I'll send you my copy of the Urban Dictionary and refer you to look up "she-male."
xerbrus 14
and I'll refer you to common sense where the only way you know OP is a shemale is that you slept with her
dachayke 16
I'm really curious about what #38's response was.
olpally 32
He should have been looking at your face where the music was coming out of. That should be the least of his concerns.
ckerane 16
awww >.
n3ophyt3 10
The song could've been so romantic that the fly opened by itself
taylor21398 14
Men don't want a song. That's probably why he was looking between your legs.
dachayke 16
And all girls want Starbucks gift cards. My point is, people are all different. That's why there are different religions and sexual preferences.
Ihavegas 22
hey op you can sing it to me. if its good ill buy it.
Enslaved 36
Not for nothing but an unzipped zipper can be very distracting, no matter how beautiful your song may have been. Ever had an important conversation with someone that had spinach in their teeth or a giant booger hanging out their nose? All you can do is focus on that.
dachayke 16
Why yes I have. It went like this: other guy: Have you ever thought about-Me:Clean your ******* face! He got mad and walked away for some reason, I don't know why.
xblackoutblondie 5
Sounds like your song failed.