FML : Today, my boyfriend of two years, who is a fabulous guitarist and singer, told me he wrote me a song. I was so excited. Turns out it was a break up song....

Today, my boyfriend of two years, who is a fabulous guitarist and singer, told me he wrote me a song. I was so excited. Turns out it was a break up song. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Monday 27 April 2009 21:47 / United States

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By 24788 | 5

#149726 - Tuesday 28 April 2009 4:20

That's a huge bummer. At least he was creative.

By dorkchildgoesbla | 0

#149774 - Tuesday 28 April 2009 4:30

Awww, I'm sorry ):
Cute way to ASK OUT a girl. Still cute for breaking up, just more...sad.

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By 24788 | 5

#149726 - Tuesday 28 April 2009 4:20

That's a huge bummer. At least he was creative.

By 24788 | 5

#149729 - Tuesday 28 April 2009 4:20

That's a huge bummer. At least he was creative.

By too_much_fun | 0

#149738 - Tuesday 28 April 2009 4:24

You must be Taylor Swift, and this FML must have been your inspiration for your song "Picture to Burn."

By too_much_fun | 0

#149744 - Tuesday 28 April 2009 4:28

You must be Taylor swift, and this FML was your inspiration for "Picture to Burn"

By dorkchildgoesbla | 0

#149774 - Tuesday 28 April 2009 4:30

Awww, I'm sorry ):
Cute way to ASK OUT a girl. Still cute for breaking up, just more...sad.

By 24788 | 5

#149775 - Tuesday 28 April 2009 4:36

Hey did I double post guys? It looks like I did on my screen.

By kathyFTW | 0

#149778 - Tuesday 28 April 2009 4:31

at least itwas actually meaningful. besides like a text msg break-up.

By cthulhu1138 | 1

#149781 - Tuesday 28 April 2009 4:30

At least he put lots of effort into it and did it face-to-face, unlike some of the other breakups posted on this site.

By thatwasobvious | 0

#149794 - Tuesday 28 April 2009 4:34

your boyfriend is my hero. That's gonna be me someday probably...
sorry though. That sucks, but so do relationships in general.

By 24788 | 5

#149797 - Tuesday 28 April 2009 4:36

Hey is it showing that I double posted on 1 and 3 for anyone else? I really glitched out somehow.

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