Today, for our anniversary, I sang my boyfriend a heartfelt, self-written song. The first thing he said when I finished was "Your fly is open." FML
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Today, my boyfriend wrote a song for me. As he was singing it to me I realized it was actually a breakup song. FML
Today, I wrote a song for my boyfriend on paper. The first thing he did was correct my grammar. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me if we were going to become "that stupid couple that sings cheesy songs to each other." I just spent the past 3 months writing the perfect song that I was planning on singing to him tonight. FML
Today, I sang a romantic song I wrote for my girlfriend. She laughed at my soprano. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years, who is a fabulous guitarist and singer, told me he wrote me a song. I was so excited. Turns out it was a break up song. FML
Today, my class was interrupted by flowers, balloons, and chocolates. Then he sang to me a song that he'd written himself. This was all for our one-year anniversary. It probably would have been the best day of my life… if I knew who he was. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend he is good at singing. Now he won't stop. FML
Today, I decided to confess my feelings and perform a love song I'd written for my crush during an open mic night. He was there - he also took the opportunity to declare his love to his on-off girlfriend, get down on one knee and propose to her. She said yes. FML
Today, I was spending time with my boyfriend for our one year anniversary. Trying to be romantic, I told him that I loved him and I was so glad I was with him. He responded by giving me a thumbs-up and turning back to the TV. FML
Today, as a 1 year anniversary present, my boyfriend let me see and wear my engagement ring. He then made me give it back at the end of the day. FML
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rg350dx 29
The song was so romantic your pants unzipped themselves in preparation.
MichellinMan 20
Zipper- "Oh shit this is getting tense I better get ready."
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Comments (88)
sempiternal80816 9
FYL because your bf's a douche but YDI for having your fly open.
molliciousj 19
Maybe he was just so hypnotized by your unzipped pants that he couldn't concentrate on the song.
MurphyGallagher 18
Some people just don't appreciate the things others do out of love.
Ben009 13
I'm sure it was an Amazing song and one day the right guy will give you 100% of his attention.
russfml 31
Guys aren't the best for reacting to things like that, he probably just didn't know what to say
miss_jules 11
I hope you gave him hell after that and didn't just leave it at that. He sounds like an ass! I would have been SO pissed off! He could have waited for a better moment to tell you!
marrymarz 13
it seems your boyfriend has the sence of humor.lol
worldclassrager 41
Well he had to say something so he could think of something better right after...
jdwmoore 5
50 other people say I hope ex boyfriend so I might as well too. stupid
tsenx 7
Just go with it. Fly open sounds like a good Segway into sex.