By Anonymous - 21/10/2011 01:13 - United States

Today, I paid $70 to learn from the vet that my cat doesn't have a UTI, he's just developed a fetish for peeing on plastic bags. FML
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Freeze_fml 16
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Urinary tract infection. Or in your case, unable to investigate.

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fenceme235 0
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ohhhh. well guess u can go green and stop buying plastic bags

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fenceme235 0
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ohhhh. well guess u can go green and stop buying plastic bags

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alpaquette91 9
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My cat used to do that, we used to put a plastic bag lining in her litter box for easy clean up but then she started to pee on anything plastic feeling. Maybe you have the same problem

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chickenwalrus 14

Cat pees on plastic bags... put plastic bags outside... cat pees outside, no extra cleanup. *trollface*

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angrymexican 8
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I have that same fetish

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lalatookasheema 8
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What the .. is a UTI?

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Freeze_fml 16
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Urinary tract infection. Or in your case, unable to investigate.

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ollie179 21
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Urinary Tract Infection

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OgreBS 0
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Urinary tract infection.... And I thought I was blonde!

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Riya2595 15
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But you have cats. I don't even own a pet. So I didn't know. But thanks to Freeze I know now! :)

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StoryOfTheYear 14
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Someone who thumbs down Freeze's comment either is jealous or missed the thumbs up button. Nicely done.

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ShroomsOnAcid 16

18, Do you also not own a body?

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ShyAnn29 14
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Humans can also get a UTI, which is not very pleasant!

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DreBeezy 9

Humans get urinary tract infections too, even more than animals......

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BloodofaSavior 0
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Urinary tract infection

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StoryOfTheYear 14
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Way to be 10 hours late.

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curlyfry33 8

You probly shoulent be a slob and leave plastic bags randomly laying around

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ollie179 21
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So don't let him near plastic bags

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eminarnar 0
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Don't keep plastic bags by that kinky cat of yours.

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sparklybetty 0

Just get him his own plastic bag and let him have his way ;)

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s0m3guy2010 21
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At least it didnt develop a fetish for pissing on the carpet, couch, or anything else that's expensive.

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VeganVampyre 26
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Exactly! It could be much worse. When my cat gets a UTI she pees AND poops in my clothes. Yey.

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jellitonoctopus 19

Place a plastic bag in his litter box.

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Mercedes16 7

You should have got him a 'cat' scan. I know . I'm not funny.

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StoryOfTheYear 14
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*gives courtesy thumbs up*

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Livencountry 5
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That made me chuckle tbh.

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amberskyz 4
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Thats so gross. Cat piss is so rank. Either break Mr.Frisky of his new kink by squirting him in the face everytime he shows interest in a plastic bag or send him on his way. Or just let your house reek of cat piss and it will be just u and kitty for a long long time.

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MagicallyFat 12
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Fuck you lady. You don't just throw a cat out for doing that. Just like how your mom didn't throw you out for being a bitch.

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nikkibee50 10
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Wow u really feel some type of way about that? Lol calm down, to let a pet go is a very hard decision to make, but at the same time, if my cat can't stop pissing on things in my home, it has to go... Period. And if u don't like it, bite me.

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Ricky23J 0

reading this FML made my brain explode.

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Ricky23J 0

fuck you! Internet gangster

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