Open Mike

By cathugger - 16/08/2019 16:00

Today, I decided to confess my feelings and perform a love song I'd written for my crush during an open mic night. He was there - he also took the opportunity to declare his love to his on-off girlfriend, get down on one knee and propose to her. She said yes. FML
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stickyface 16

Men are very simple creatures, OP. We don't take hints or read between the lines. If you're interested in us, you have to say so, directly. Writing a love song hoping we'll show up, hear it, and infer it's really about you and me isn't a plan that has any chance of working. It only works like that in the movies.

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stickyface 16

Men are very simple creatures, OP. We don't take hints or read between the lines. If you're interested in us, you have to say so, directly. Writing a love song hoping we'll show up, hear it, and infer it's really about you and me isn't a plan that has any chance of working. It only works like that in the movies.

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Major_Haywire 7

Just how out of tune were you? 🥴

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alycion 38

If it’s on again off again, just treat it as it’s always on until the cycle breaks.

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