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hahaha pay better attention next time!
how do you confuse your neighbour's adress with that of your girlfriend?
where the f#ck is my card ; glares at creepy b#tch next door.
Has she sent you a dirty pair of undies yet?
If she invites you over to fix her "plumbing," simply reply that it will cost her. When she asks (in a sexy voice), "Well, what would you like in payment for your... services?" reply back, "Twenty-five dollars in cash." When she responds with a, "Well, is there any other way to pay for this?" and points to her unbuttoned blouse, smile and respond with a simple, "I'll also take a check." This is assuming, of course, that your neighbor is a "Cougar", "MILF", or female with average looks. If it's a guy, well... stay the course, I guess.
12 lol
Is her neighbor a woman or a man?
Unless the neighbour is pretty old or a man, then you DID send a card, so they might just be responding normally to a valentine.
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ya gf should be the one upset she didn't get her card!
hahaha pay better attention next time!