Love: Today, my class was interrupted by flowers, balloons and chocolates....

By romance sucks. - 18/12/2013 21:20 - United States - Spencer

Today, my class was interrupted by flowers, balloons and chocolates. Then he sang to me a song he wrote himself. This was all for our one-year anniversary. It probably would have been the best day of my life... if I knew who he was. FML

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By sexyredhead - 14/02/2012 18:14 - United States

Today, I was in class when someone came in with a rose for me. My teacher made me read the card aloud: "I'm breaking up with you, happy Valentine's." It was from my boyfriend. FML

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Nice try

By forgottenbday - 11/07/2012 05:09 - United States - Canoga Park

Today, my boyfriend treated me to a surprise romantic dinner, got me a huge balloon bouquet, a dozen roses, and a beautiful card for my birthday. Too bad it's his ex's birthday and not mine. FML

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By TLT - 16/11/2009 18:12 - United States

Today, my boyfriend came over to celebrate our anniversary. He had a card written in crayon with my name spelled wrong, and a basket I had seen his mother throw in the trash filled with flower petals ripped from my mom's garden. Our anniversary was 3 days ago. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/09/2009 06:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of three years sent me several flowers and chocolate boxes to my office. It ends up that he cheated on me with my sister and tried to break the news to me after all the presents he sent. I thought he actually remembered our anniversary this year. FML

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By Forgotten - 09/08/2010 14:38 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend forgot our anniversary. But it's okay; I wasn't expecting anything after he forgot my birthday, Valentine's Day, and my name. FML

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By katelynm - 08/02/2013 06:24 - United States

Today, I pointed out to my boyfriend how Valentine's day, my birthday, and our one-year anniversary were all coming up in the next few weeks. He then promptly broke up with me. FML

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Misguided

By lovelesslonely - 12/10/2010 17:48 - United States

Today, my boyfriend brought me home flowers and candy for the first time in our one-year relationship. Thinking he was going to finally propose, I got excited. I asked why he was being so sweet, and he responded with, "I thought you'd take the breakup better this way." FML

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By Headless - 29/05/2015 13:04 - Denmark - Lyngby

Today, for our anniversary, I had made a small treasure hunt for my boyfriend, tying roses with notes of poetry to lampposts across campus to lead him to where we would have a romantic dinner. He couldn't find it because people had stolen the roses, or simply ripped them to pieces and thrown them away. FML

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By misswhiskers - 28/02/2011 11:21 - Australia

Today, it's my birthday. I woke up to a text message from my boyfriend, breaking up with me. When I commented on his impeccably bad timing, he admitted he'd forgotten it was my birthday. FML

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By nicegirl08 - 20/01/2009 22:47 - United States

Today, my boyfriend came to visit me for my birthday. Over dinner he handed me a blank card that had the words "I love you" hastily written on it. When the waiter came to take our order he informed him that we'd be paying separately. Happy Birthday. FML

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da_poiler 3

Thursday 19 December 2013 8:02

Did he ask you to take a picture with him to show to his friends?

imaxmain 24

Thursday 19 December 2013 7:53

Well, find out and date him?

Comments

imaxmain 24

Thursday 19 December 2013 7:53

Well, find out and date him?

naxeeb 33

Thursday 19 December 2013 8:48

He's the Romance Ninja!! You don't find him, he finds you!

cyanidesandwich 21

Thursday 19 December 2013 15:12

Did he smell the seat you sat on in the gym earlier?

woosah 16

Monday 7 April 2014 6:27

Or stay very far away.

deathstroke990 22

Thursday 19 December 2013 7:55

Sounds like a keeper!

CobraLazerFace 21

Thursday 19 December 2013 15:00

Or perhaps... creeper?

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Friday 20 December 2013 1:39

I find it interesting how 60 years ago, this would've been considered delightfully romantic...

da_poiler 3

Thursday 19 December 2013 8:02

Did he ask you to take a picture with him to show to his friends?

tinycroc 10

Thursday 19 December 2013 10:22

lol i was just about to ask the same thing.

thatisaWIN 5

Thursday 19 December 2013 16:11

^Cool, we really dont care unfortunately :(. OP: Atleast you know he'll never leave you.... Always watching...

RpiesSPIES 27

Thursday 19 December 2013 18:03

No need, he's already in every picture she'd ever taken that past year ;)

imdabess 9

Thursday 19 December 2013 8:02

lololol, that's awesome. he sounds like a keeper, maybe for you!

deathstroke990 22

Friday 20 December 2013 3:26

copy cat

cmath_fml 19

Friday 20 December 2013 6:48

#69, sometimes people post at the same time. Remember, there is a time delay between the time you post a comment and the time it's actually published :-)

lwonderful 11

Friday 20 December 2013 14:21

#76 no, he definitely indeed copied. There was a 7 minute time span

maplecandy 7

Thursday 19 December 2013 8:02

Run, mate. Run far, far away.

NessaMae 19

Thursday 19 December 2013 8:09

That's...sweet? But more creepy.

Randomness90 27

Thursday 19 December 2013 8:17

Just a wee bit creepy. I'd say take your chances with the stalker or RUN as far as you can

oj101 33

Thursday 19 December 2013 8:28

This reminds me of Timmy throwing an extravaganza to ask Trixie out on a date on Fairly Odd Parents. OP, if I were you, I'd stay well away from that guy.