ohsoichigo

Mr Toronto, Canada 36 years-old

dudezilla This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff United States

Thanks, I hate it!

Today, I got a text message from a number I didn't know telling me, "Fine. It's over, have a wonderful life." I've never had a girlfriend and now I get broken up with by girls I don't even know. FML

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K.H 26 October 2009, 16:42 Sweden

Today, I was reading in my bed, and my cat was lying on my chest. I noticed something white on my cat's leg. I'm far-sighted and wasn't wearing my glasses, so I didn't see what it was. I touched it and put on my glasses. Turns out it was a worm hanging out of my cat's anus. It started wiggling. FML

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ohsoichigo

Thanks, I hate it!

That's you that is

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