FML : Today, as I rushed to get my pants on, I slipped and bashed my forehead against the solid oak back board of my bed. School starts in 30 minutes and I look...

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Today, as I rushed to get my pants on, I slipped and bashed my forehead against the solid oak back board of my bed. School starts in 30 minutes and I look like I lost a boxing match horribly. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By ___Ruby_____ - / Monday 8 October 2018 12:00 /

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By Jeremy Phillips | 18

#7705524 - Monday 8 October 2018 13:03

Hope you’re oaky.

By TheBigSneeze | 16

#7705533 - Monday 8 October 2018 13:27

oh he will be fine, he'll just need to log that in.

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By Jeremy Phillips | 18

#7705524 - Monday 8 October 2018 13:03

Hope you’re oaky.

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TheBigSneeze | 16

#7705533 - Monday 8 October 2018 13:27

oh he will be fine, he'll just need to log that in.

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Jeremy Phillips | 18

#7705538 - Monday 8 October 2018 13:37

Fuck that was beautiful

By Yudith | 17

#7705594 - Monday 8 October 2018 15:47

Take a selfie. You will need it when you come back from your doctor's appointment to get the stitches you obviously need and the dimwit forgets to give you your doctor's note.

By RichardPencil | 26

#7705629 - Monday 8 October 2018 16:56

Tell everyone your boyfriend did that to you, and enjoy all the sympathy swag.

By rodfergie | 18

#7705738 - Monday 8 October 2018 20:46

Tell everyone that you had a Shadow Boxing class earlier. Let them know how serious you are about your studies!

By BurnInDemonFire | 24

#7705804 - Monday 8 October 2018 23:29

"Oh this, it's nothing. You should see what I did to him!"

By TheSminty1 | 16

#7705806 - Monday 8 October 2018 23:30

In my day we called that a good excuse to stay home and our parents called it a Stop Being a Sissy, Walk It Off.

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