By shh - 09/10/2015 07:06 - United States - Scottsdale

Today, during dinner with my wife's family, my daughter suddenly yelled, "DADDY TICKLES MOMMY'S BUM BUM!" I don't think I've ever received dirtier glares in my life. FML
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You'll find this hilarious one day... That day is not today.

unsun 13

Should have accepted it with pride

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You'll find this hilarious one day... That day is not today.

True, and OP you're married to her, you and her can basically do whatever you want. One day this will be laughable.

unsun 13

Should have accepted it with pride

*clears throat* "Yeah. I do tickle mommy's bum bum. So what?"

tantanpanda 26

They all glare, but they know they do friskier things.

Big_Bear99 19

Most definitely. How else would you have a daughter!

MikaykayUnicorn 36

What #31 said. How can people give dirty looks when it's obvious they must have some sexual activity if they have a daughter? Kids don't come from storks, which might shock some of them.

Do you at least enjoy it?

Well mommy and daddy are rather kinky ;)

Well that a pain in the bum! Hehe, No? Ok I'll show myself out........

Yes, please do that. The door is over there

Looks like that came back to bite you in the bum.

Murilirum 23

It could have been worse if 'mommy' and 'daddy' were switched in this statement.

Is this not a norm?

I'm sure she's scarred for life

the daughter? or the mother ;)

Goblin182 26

The wife's family sounds like a bunch of prudes. I wonder if they think OP's daughter is a love child.

"This love we're contemplatin..." Diana Ross