By shh - 09/10/2015 07:06 - United States - Scottsdale

Today, during dinner with my wife's family, my daughter suddenly yelled, "DADDY TICKLES MOMMY'S BUM BUM!" I don't think I've ever received dirtier glares in my life. FML
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MegasaurusRex89 28
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You'll find this hilarious one day... That day is not today.

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unsun 13

Should have accepted it with pride

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MegasaurusRex89 28
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You'll find this hilarious one day... That day is not today.

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jake_braves 25
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True, and OP you're married to her, you and her can basically do whatever you want. One day this will be laughable.

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unsun 13

Should have accepted it with pride

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MagnusDeus 24
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*clears throat* "Yeah. I do tickle mommy's bum bum. So what?"

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tantanpanda 26

They all glare, but they know they do friskier things.

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Big_Bear99 19

Most definitely. How else would you have a daughter!

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MikaykayUnicorn 36

What #31 said. How can people give dirty looks when it's obvious they must have some sexual activity if they have a daughter? Kids don't come from storks, which might shock some of them.

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rshweky 17
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Do you at least enjoy it?

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epicx22 22
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Well mommy and daddy are rather kinky ;)

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EverettA 16
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Well that a pain in the bum! Hehe, No? Ok I'll show myself out........

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warsun 27
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Yes, please do that. The door is over there

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Soninuva 41
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Looks like that came back to bite you in the bum.

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Murilirum 23

It could have been worse if 'mommy' and 'daddy' were switched in this statement.

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Toolishing 22
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Is this not a norm?

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beeferjay 34
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I'm sure she's scarred for life

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alwaysstabbing 19
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the daughter? or the mother ;)

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Goblin182 26

The wife's family sounds like a bunch of prudes. I wonder if they think OP's daughter is a love child.

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ohSNAPyall 26
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"This love we're contemplatin..." Diana Ross

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